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  1. RoadRash
    umm - lessee it! Put that camera phone to use. I don't have a camera phone yet goober...... ~R+R... ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Fly the friendly skies...^_^...})ii({...^_~...
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    No they aren't...I have a triple orbital in my left ear that is permanently posted on the piercers wall...of course most guys find my tongue more interesting...... ~R+R... ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Fly the friendly skies...^_^...})ii({...^_~...
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    Yeah they were. But then they got Michael Jackson disease and turned white. LoL......WoW...That disease gets around...... ~R+R... ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Fly the friendly skies...^_^...})ii({...^_~...
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    ROFLAO!!!!!!!!!!! Hell, I didn't even make the list......I'm so offended...... ~R+R... ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Fly the friendly skies...^_^...})ii({...^_~...
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    Were you going to call me a ho?!?! I'M THE SHE-PIMP HERE!!!!!!!!!!!! Don't make me come beat your ass...or make Olga sit on you with her 400 lb. ass!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ~R+R... ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Fly the friendly skies...^_^...})ii({...^_~...
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    I didn't know you and Turtle were black...... ~R+R... ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Fly the friendly skies...^_^...})ii({...^_~...
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    Loser! ~R+R...... ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Fly the friendly skies...^_^...})ii({...^_~...
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    ROFLAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Putz......Should have known you would do it...... ~R+R......OOooh, baby...... ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Fly the friendly skies...^_^...})ii({...^_~...
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    Yeah, because this poll is so official, sweetie... It's funny these group of people answering would think that some of us on here would even want to be a greenie. What are you all thinking? Lmfao at a couple of people's answers. Like I'd answer back... Nah...get you own happiness...you can't have mine. Oh, VSG...you are sooooo funny!...BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!! You make me laugh my ass off! And no...Vinny isn't a jackass...but he would definitely make an awesome Greenie...... ~R+R...Gotta go...Vinny needs a belly rub...... ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Fly the friendly skies...^_^...})ii({...^_~...
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    German French For sure...Then there is probably some Scots/Irish mixed in...but my mom was adopted, so we aren't positive what her ancestry is...... ~R+R... ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Fly the friendly skies...^_^...})ii({...^_~...
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    It's like M&M's, but without all the carbs. ROFLAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!! OMG...that's freakin' hilarious!!!!!!!!!!!! ~R+R...Shhhhhhhhhhhhh...I'll never tell...... ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Fly the friendly skies...^_^...})ii({...^_~...
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    I guess some people can't take a joke... ::rolls eyes:: ~R+R... ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Fly the friendly skies...^_^...})ii({...^_~...
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    Snob. ROFLAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ~R+R...Ya'll crack me up!... ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Fly the friendly skies...^_^...})ii({...^_~...
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    I like it when I'm on top of a guy riding him and then I climb up on his face and bury my clit it his mouth and tell him to suck it. Throws them off sometimes... It's nice when you slap them hard in the face if they aren't quick enough for you. I'm not posting this I'm not posting this I'm not posting this.. damn.. I posted it. You too? ~R+R......Mmmm, mmmm, gooood....... ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Fly the friendly skies...^_^...})ii({...^_~...
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    ::gets out whip::...so is this what you mean by feisty? ~R+R...Do we have a winner? ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Fly the friendly skies...^_^...})ii({...^_~...
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    ROFLAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I remember those conversations with a certain fondness...you made me laugh my ass off...and wonder how much more alcohol it would take to make you pass out and quit scaring off the chicks...... You made me laugh though...and that's what's important...... ~R+R...I don't remember any manboobs...and I bared it all at the Jello Shot bar...so don't complain...... ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Fly the friendly skies...^_^...})ii({...^_~...
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    That sounds like a nightmare that you'd wake up from in cold sweats... "Oh...the horror." "The horror." I must be talking to the wrong guys...I spoke to one that said that if he woke up with breasts he would feel them and enjoy them...... ~R+R...I agree with girlygirl...he should have PMS too...AND have to shave his legs/pits/'bikini' area...... ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Fly the friendly skies...^_^...})ii({...^_~...
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    Ok, I've put on a dress now. I still don't think you're listening though. What about the breasts and hormones...I need to see proof mister...... ~R+R... ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Fly the friendly skies...^_^...})ii({...^_~...
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    Oh no, I'm way beyond that. What guy do you know that believes a woman listens to him? They tell you they do, but it is a lie. Women have lied to me so much that I don't believe childbirth hurts anymore. Liar...... ~R+R... ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Fly the friendly skies...^_^...})ii({...^_~...
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    That's a workable solution but they wouldn't listen to you. You're male. Wishful thinking, though... Ahhhhh, come on...put him in a dress...give him some hormones and breast implants and he will be bitching in no time...... ~R+R... ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Fly the friendly skies...^_^...})ii({...^_~...
  21. RoadRash
    Well, well, well...I see two of my whores listed and neither of them are bringin' home the bacon......I guess they need a talkin' to......That or Olga's 400 lb. ass...Either way...I'll enjoy it...... ~R+R...In terms of Greenies...no one will ever know...... ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Fly the friendly skies...^_^...})ii({...^_~...
  22. RoadRash
    ...::raises hand::... Guilty...... ~R+R..."Guilty of love in the first degree," Soap Dish...... ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Fly the friendly skies...^_^...})ii({...^_~...
  23. RoadRash
    10, yes 10... look for your self! I'm lazy, and I would rather see pictures...... ~R+R... ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Fly the friendly skies...^_^...})ii({...^_~...
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    It's my poll
  25. RoadRash
    You are awesome! ~R+R...Yes, please...... ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Fly the friendly skies...^_^...})ii({...^_~...