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Holy crap! there is another Chet on here???? I've never met another Chet before. Who is it? PS My name is Chet as well. LOL!! Chet is Wyatt's older brother in Weird Science!! Chet was played by Bill Paxton. LOVE that movie! I love that movie too!!!! Especially when Chet got turned into that farting mass of shit...... ~R+R... ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Fly the friendly skies...^_^...})ii({...^_~...
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For some reason, I thought when I looked at the pic..."How many dicks does it take to make a flaming ass...?" ...... Not a bad butt....but...in terms of tattoo...definitely makes you wonder...... ~R+R... ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Fly the friendly skies...^_^...})ii({...^_~...
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That's a good start!!!!... Now tell Roy it's Orgasm Day...and enjoy!!! ~R+R... ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Fly the friendly skies...^_^...})ii({...^_~...
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In the famous words of Homer Simpson... "D'oh"......My bad...... ~R+R...Gee, what was I thinking!?!?!? ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Fly the friendly skies...^_^...})ii({...^_~...
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Then I thought..."Gee, he mispelled attachment..."... ...... ~R+R...... ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Fly the friendly skies...^_^...})ii({...^_~...
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Damnit man, that was my idea...... ~R+R...Quit thinking what I'm thinking...... ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Fly the friendly skies...^_^...})ii({...^_~...
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Preach on sistah......Finally done with finals...just wish my b-day would come sooner than a week...Just one more week...... ~R+R... ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Fly the friendly skies...^_^...})ii({...^_~...
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I don't know...........how much do you think we can get for them? ......I might have to set up a separate poll for suggestions...... ~R+R...At the moment....a buck a piece...... ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Fly the friendly skies...^_^...})ii({...^_~...
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Oh, good...I thought I did something...... ~R+R... ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Fly the friendly skies...^_^...})ii({...^_~...
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Oh we are! On the up side.........I have 3 votes so far for "I want to have Clay's children." DEVIL BABIES!!! More like Demon Spawn...... ~R+R...Damn, that's funny...how do I charge for kids?!?! ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Fly the friendly skies...^_^...})ii({...^_~...
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But only if you spank me like you did her and call me "Wanda" Damn straight...Wanda...... ::THWACK:: ...... ~R+R... OOOO a nekkid girl 3 way.... Yummmyyyy..... As a buddy of mine used to say..."Sweet action"...... ~R+R...... ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Fly the friendly skies...^_^...})ii({...^_~...
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But only if you spank me like you did her and call me "Wanda" Damn straight...Wanda...... ::THWACK:: ...... ~R+R... ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Fly the friendly skies...^_^...})ii({...^_~...
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My boyfriend...
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NOICE!!!!!!!!!!! You, me, Edna...sounds like fun!!!!!!!!! ~R+R...... ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Fly the friendly skies...^_^...})ii({...^_~...
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As often as humanly possible......And then some... ~R+R...Yes, I'm horny... ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Fly the friendly skies...^_^...})ii({...^_~...
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Hi Edna!!!! ::THWACK::...You want more......You gotta come to the BIG APPLE! ~R+R...You can call me Al...... ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Fly the friendly skies...^_^...})ii({...^_~...
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Don't forget there is a hot butt waiting to be squeezed...you might have to chase it since he doesn't know that I promised you a squeeze...but you'll get one......Besides...I figured out some places for the girls to partay! ~R+R...Or just get drunk...... ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Fly the friendly skies...^_^...})ii({...^_~...
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I'm proudest of my chili, beef stew, and fettucine alfredo primavera with chicken. Oh, I make a kickass chicken curry, too. And excellent hummus. Delicious matzo meal pancakes. Next up for me to start doing is homemade soups. I have never made a soup. Maybe my first one should be a soup made with beer, so I can get that requirement out of the way? -Jeffrey You're hired!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! When can you start? ......Damn, that made me hungry... ~R+R... ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Fly the friendly skies...^_^...})ii({...^_~...
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Two girls in a pea pod...luv ya hun!!!!! ....so ya wanna spoon, eh? just spoon? LOL okay....twist my arm...I'll schnuggle Hey baby, you come to NY...I luv you long time...... ~R+R... ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Fly the friendly skies...^_^...})ii({...^_~...
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That stupid people can't be reasoned with and to not bother trying to explain that homeopathic remedies have herbs in them that sound like "arsenic," but do not contain arsenic at all...... "Yes, ma'am, we are trying to poison our customers with arsenic..." ~R+R... ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Fly the friendly skies...^_^...})ii({...^_~...
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I'll let you know next week......Ok, that is just funny!!!! ~R+R...YAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!! Only a few more days...
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A nice ass...... ~R+R... ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Fly the friendly skies...^_^...})ii({...^_~...
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**looking around to make sure no one's listening** pssst....hon...you do know there are stores where you can go get a replacement? Yeah...you get the real thing next week but in the meantime.... ::looks over both shoulders::...Thanks for the tip......putting the 5 day rule into effect now...so when I see Mr. Wonderful...well..."LET'S GET READY TO RUMBLE!!!!!!!!" Know what I mean...... ~R+R... ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Fly the friendly skies...^_^...})ii({...^_~...
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New and Improved DZ.com Weightloss challenge, Week 2!
RoadRash replied to mnealtx's topic in The Bonfire
Dude!!!!!!!!!! That's awesome!!!! Keep it up...! ~R+R... ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Fly the friendly skies...^_^...})ii({...^_~... -
Vibrator... ~R+R...I broke the other one...good thing I'm gettin' the real thing next week...... ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Fly the friendly skies...^_^...})ii({...^_~...