RoadRash

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  1. ROFLAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Ok, that's enough...I've heard it all...... ~R+R...It's called Depends...... ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Fly the friendly skies...^_^...})ii({...^_~...
  2. RoadRash

    "mood music"

    Good one...... I personally like "Let's Get it On" or "Sexual Healing"...for obvious reasons...... ~R+R...These posts brought to you by RoadRash Inc....And don't forget to spay and neuter your pets...Spay today or Pups tomorrow...... ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Fly the friendly skies...^_^...})ii({...^_~...
  3. ...TMI police need to know for sure......Pictures please...... ~R+R...No undies...no problem......Means quicker to the draw....... ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Fly the friendly skies...^_^...})ii({...^_~...
  4. You bet your boots......that is if you are wearing any...... ~R+R...Whose bed are your boots under...? ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Fly the friendly skies...^_^...})ii({...^_~...
  5. Kennedy....but I'm biased...I think he's good in bed...... (and has a nice ass) ~R+R...and a big....... ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Fly the friendly skies...^_^...})ii({...^_~...
  6. Getting a phone call from an old friend... Talking with fellow DZ.commers and digging up old memories...
  7. I agree it's really awesome...I'll take that bakers dozen as well...stick one on each piece of gear...... ~R+R... ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Fly the friendly skies...^_^...})ii({...^_~...
  8. I'm a goober...I can't believe I missed this...Wingy had to tell me about it...thanks everyone...Miss ya all!!!!Hopefully I will be around more soon to wreak havoc...
  9. I can't believe this...I remember meeting her at the WFFC '04 and giving her the penguin noodle... ~R+R...She is my first loss...I owe beer... ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Fly the friendly skies...^_^...})ii({...^_~...
  10. Never been slapped, just punched Ouch......That's when you slap her in the ass and say "All's fair..." ~Robyn..."in love and war"... ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Fly the friendly skies...^_^...})ii({...^_~...
  11. The next question is...women, have you slapped the shit out of a guy before? And: My answer is yes. First time: He was being an asshole and I slapped him for trying to put his hand down my pants without permission. Second Time: He bet me I wouldn't do it...So, I gave him my best shot......Hey, he asked for it... ~R+R...2B or not 2B...the seat is the question...... ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Fly the friendly skies...^_^...})ii({...^_~...
  12. and Ernie? ~R+R ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Fly the friendly skies...^_^...})ii({...^_~...
  13. I'm proud of my boyfriend...even though he doesn't always know it...and I'm proud of myself for finally getting back into school and trying to find a career to suit me... ~R+R... ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Fly the friendly skies...^_^...})ii({...^_~...
  14. Cool!!! I'm bringing my kitty and doggy then...!!! If anything...they would be a great show...... ~R+R... ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Fly the friendly skies...^_^...})ii({...^_~...
  15. RoadRash

    What...

    Wingy, I don't think I would want to tell anyone that I have "explosive green apples"...But...I would love to tell Kennedy's boss that he smells and has dysentary... ~R+R...Miss ya wingy! ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Fly the friendly skies...^_^...})ii({...^_~...
  16. Would you mind having a rambunctious mutt and cat stay over night......? ~R+R....Hypothetical of course... ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Fly the friendly skies...^_^...})ii({...^_~...
  17. RoadRash

    What...

    Is a good excuse to get out of work...? ~R+R...If it's good...I might use one...... ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Fly the friendly skies...^_^...})ii({...^_~...
  18. Ok, but her name is Nermal...she has horrendously long front claws that need a trim and if you don't rub her the right way then she tends to bite...... I'm really not sure if she would like you licking her with your tongue...she usually likes doing that herself...... ~R+R...I know...I'm bad...... ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Fly the friendly skies...^_^...})ii({...^_~...
  19. LoL......Thanks...well here goes...I'm a little rusty remember... I have a purrrrrring pussy in my lap...who wants to come over here and pet it for me...... ~R+R... ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Fly the friendly skies...^_^...})ii({...^_~...
  20. I've been working my full head off...just got readmitted back to PU...and will be a loser college student with a little saved cash in my pocket to spend next year...... How you doin' buddy...? BTW...missed you too... ~R+R... ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Fly the friendly skies...^_^...})ii({...^_~...
  21. Only a few...... ~R+R... ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Fly the friendly skies...^_^...})ii({...^_~...
  22. Wingi...quit startin' shit and git yer ass out here into the middle of nowhere and visit damnit...I want to introduce you to someone special...... ~R+R...I call and no answer...WTF!?!?!??!! ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Fly the friendly skies...^_^...})ii({...^_~...
  23. RoadRash

    DRAMA

    I watch my 'DRAMA' on TNT...that's where I like to keep it...... ~R+R...WoW...That's enlightening...... ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Fly the friendly skies...^_^...})ii({...^_~...
  24. So that's what we didn't have on our web site...damn, if I had only known...... ~R+R...No, I did not die in a horrible accident where I was desperately trying to save a kitten with a can on it's head and accidentally slit my wrists...... ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Fly the friendly skies...^_^...})ii({...^_~...
  25. Wherever I am...? ~R+R...Being a good girl no matter what I do...... ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Fly the friendly skies...^_^...})ii({...^_~...