RoadRash
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ROFLAO!!!!!!!!!!!! My great dane stretches when she gets off the bed and farts really loud and looks at her butt like..."Did you do that?" She's a crack-up and a major stinker... ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Fly the friendly skies...^_^...})ii({...^_~...
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Vicodin...... ~R+R...And he gave me a refill...... ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Fly the friendly skies...^_^...})ii({...^_~...
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STINK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! My great dane has persistent diarrhea...accompanied by the worst smells that can come out of a warm body...... ~R+R...PeeeeeeeeeeeUuuuuuuuuuuuu.... ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Fly the friendly skies...^_^...})ii({...^_~...
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Mmmmmmmmmmmm....I miss Whole Foods...
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I had to have the metal removed from when I broke my ankle 3 years ago......Bone was growing over the plate and causing problems...so as the doc put it...he "chiseled it off with power tools" and used a screwdriver for the rest...... ~R+R...You bet I'll give ya a kiss and hug...stay cool buddy...
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i am drunk enough to make tha soudn dirty!!!! Give me your best shot......I dare ya...... ~R+R....I TRIPLE DOG DARE YA! ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Fly the friendly skies...^_^...})ii({...^_~...
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I will explode if I don't find something to do between now and AFF
RoadRash replied to shaiziel's topic in The Bonfire
Masturbate... ...well, unless you think of it as sex by yourself...... ~R+R...It worked for me......It can work for you...... ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Fly the friendly skies...^_^...})ii({...^_~... -
Damn! If only I could be so lucky! I really need to get to some of these boogies! I also give awesome hugs......Boogies are awesome...hopefully once my ankle heals again...I'll be going to a lot more...
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Yeah...I used to be able to put them away...then for some reason I got scared shitless about some stuff that happened when I was piss-ass drunk and haven't gotten that way since...... ~R+R...I hope that asshole burns in hell... ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Fly the friendly skies...^_^...})ii({...^_~...
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......Miss you Bolas...remind me to give you a big kiss when I see ya next...... ~R+R... ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Fly the friendly skies...^_^...})ii({...^_~...
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I see...expensive drunk......I used to be one of those...then I stopped...now I am as cheap as a $3.00 hooker...Just means I get dumber sooner...rather than later...... ~R+R...And start stripping after only a few glasses...... ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Fly the friendly skies...^_^...})ii({...^_~...
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Dear Sunshine, Should I open another bottle of wine or hit the champagne? ~Unsure in Indiana...... ~R+R... ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Fly the friendly skies...^_^...})ii({...^_~...
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Yep...you need another beer...and your spelling is far too good to be drunk...work harder!!!!!! ~R+R...I like wine...I like cheese...I like champagne...I like cheese... ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Fly the friendly skies...^_^...})ii({...^_~...
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No way...I didn't even notice......LoL...it's all good... ~R+R... ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Fly the friendly skies...^_^...})ii({...^_~...
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Hey everyone!!!!! SHe is loose!!!!!!! Just kidding.....she is very loose!!! ......Only with a certain someone...then I can be a common...well you get the drift...... ~R+R... ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Fly the friendly skies...^_^...})ii({...^_~...
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Ahhhhhhhhhh....so that's why my dad is one of ten...... ~R+R...I'm not telling anyone my last name...it would look like I am very "giving"...... ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Fly the friendly skies...^_^...})ii({...^_~...
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How much does he pay them? ~R+R...Is there a discount for more than two... ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Fly the friendly skies...^_^...})ii({...^_~...
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You know what...I can honestly say I have never danced on a table in a bar...But...there is only one picture of me dancing on a bar......Hidden away for not a soul to see...I blame it on Irish car bombs......Damn those things are good...... ~R+R...Those were the days... ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Fly the friendly skies...^_^...})ii({...^_~...
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..... BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Now that's some funny shit......Video please...!!! ~R+R...Yodel with the best of them... ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Fly the friendly skies...^_^...})ii({...^_~...
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I agree it's really awesome...I'll take that bakers dozen as well...stick one on each piece of gear...... ~R+R... You have THIRTEEN pieces of gear??? LUCKY! Yeah...if you count every thing in my gear bag...including the bag...... ~R+R... ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Fly the friendly skies...^_^...})ii({...^_~...
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what the hell does that mean? Road Rash Or RailRoad crossing......It's your choice...... ~R+R... ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Fly the friendly skies...^_^...})ii({...^_~...
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......It's 7 in the pm here as well...just popped the cork to my fav. wine...and plan on writing some cheese on here...... ~R+R...More of the cheese you need in less the time... ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Fly the friendly skies...^_^...})ii({...^_~...
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That means you did it right......Good job and good night! ~R+R... ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Fly the friendly skies...^_^...})ii({...^_~...
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It don't matter how you get there...as long as you do....... ~R+R...Yes, I am a sick fuck...and damned proud of it...I'm also a kinkmaster...kink is where it's at... ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Fly the friendly skies...^_^...})ii({...^_~...
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Cool...I can add it to my LMAO collection...... ~R+R...BEEEEEEEEEEEEEER...is ok...I prefer...WIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINE...thank you...... ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Fly the friendly skies...^_^...})ii({...^_~...