MrHixxx

Das my baby when she was new. The midflap is a little different now, but das her. -Hixxx death,as men call him, ends what they call men -but beauty is more now than dying’s when

"Hey Terrence, pull my finger... FART" "Oh Phillip, you're such an asshole." "No Terrence, you're an asshole." Assholes of the world come together and unite! Oh wait, that is gonna cause some problems with bloating and such. Um, Assholes of the world come nearly together but not quite and safely congregate!!! -Hixxx death,as men call him, ends what they call men -but beauty is more now than dying’s when

I don't understand. Are you saying whore like it is a bad thing??? What's the problem? -Hixxx death,as men call him, ends what they call men -but beauty is more now than dying’s when

Sweet! My Xaos is still goin strong. Kelley is up here for the holidays, but were both sick. I can't believe we both survived childhood without the damn chickenpox. Apparently it has caught up to us in adulthood (I know I am mentally incapable this, but I do have hair on my peaches now!) Be safe, have fun and take your Geritol! -Hixxx death,as men call him, ends what they call men -but beauty is more now than dying’s when

Look at the bright side. You can join SOS now! Always remember to extol the positive!!! -Hixxx death,as men call him, ends what they call men -but beauty is more now than dying’s when

Pig brains in eggs, Yummy... -Hixxx death,as men call him, ends what they call men -but beauty is more now than dying’s when

Maybe this person should run around corking up cow's asses. The methane they release is in part responsible for ozone damage. -Hixxx death,as men call him, ends what they call men -but beauty is more now than dying’s when

I have. I was. Then my concience had me think better of it... death,as men call him, ends what they call men -but beauty is more now than dying’s when

You probably can't outright tell them, but you can show them by voicing concerns and asking questions about it. -Hixxx death,as men call him, ends what they call men -but beauty is more now than dying’s when

I believe in facets and disbelieve in facets of all. Keep asking questions and gathering info. Seasons Greetings, death,as men call him, ends what they call men -but beauty is more now than dying’s when

I've never heard of God or Jesus laying with a woman. Do you think maybe they are gay? I would love them anyway... The bible is a group of writings compiled and edited over and over again by mostly men and some women involved with governments over the ages. What do you think that has done to the content? I really believe it has been inflected and perverted to reflect the desires of the ruling classes, enter the sexism, anti-homosexuality, ideas of obdience and order... To go beyond thinking of God as anything but a loving and accepting God who understands our foibles, but just wants us to be healthy and happy is kind of missing the point of spirituality to me. Burn your Bibles and embrace your friends. -Hixxx death,as men call him, ends what they call men -but beauty is more now than dying’s when

Concerning your signature... Are you saying you want to wake up a dung beetle or you did unexpectedly and are dealing with the circumstances??? I've always wanted to be a lumberjack! -Hixxx -Hixxx death,as men call him, ends what they call men -but beauty is more now than dying’s when

Well, I was volunteering for Jump for the Cause when I met this cute California Girl who was just wound way too tight. I had just driven 30 hours, I was sick with a sinus infection, sleep deprived and just looking for Richard Seymour so I could check in a say I would start helping the next day after some sleep. What I got was his uptight lovely assistant Jen Parker all wacked out with a head full of "to dos" I am thinking "What is her damage?" she is thinking "I gotta work with this whiner for the next week". So much for good first impressions... Anyway, Jen and I are conspicuosly paired together by Richard for the next week on the many happenings of JFTC and at some point I must have looked at her a little to long and listened a little too much. We talk, we get to know each other, incredible chemistry developes, then it is time to drive back home... We say goodbye, exchange a hug, an uncomfortable silence pregnant with things unsaid and part... I am thinking about the drive home when some cosmic force in the universe or maybe my internal skydiver voice tells me it would be cool to stay an extra week and jump in Elsinore and visit friends(since I didn't jump during the event at all). So I do this. I am checking my e-mail at Elsinore and there is a message from Jen. "Where are you... Are you on your way home???" it said. I replied with my intentions of jumping in Elsinore for a week. In that time, we have 3 dates, we connect more and more. By the time I drive back home, I have been blindsided by this incredible woman when I least expected it who I just can't seem to be with enough or speak to enough to be sated! We are simply drawn to each other by terrific gravity emailing and talking on a nightly basis. A month later we rendevous in Oklahoma for a few days when she is visiting family. All kinds of weird anxieties lead up to our meeting, but when we get together we both calmly and naturally settle in to what we are when we are together. Next week she flying in to stay with me for four days for a little early Christmas and we are both counting the days. Thus begins the saga of Jon and Jen... -Hixxx

Nebraska's Defensive Coordinator, Rush End Coach and Secondary Coach were all canned today. 7-6 is the worst record for NE in 41 years and heads have rolled... -Hixxx death,as men call him, ends what they call men -but beauty is more now than dying’s when

Generally, I crack jokes about the 5th attachment point on a tandem harness... But really, if you want to scare the tandem master right back. Talk about how you uncontrollably ball up when your scared or puke or shit yourself (gotta wear a Speedo for that one). They will start comforting you immediately... -Hixxx death,as men call him, ends what they call men -but beauty is more now than dying’s when

Rape!!! -Hixxx death,as men call him, ends what they call men -but beauty is more now than dying’s when

Can I just repost this thread or do I have to come up with another sheep fuckin' photo? -Hixxx death,as men call him, ends what they call men -but beauty is more now than dying’s when

Um... Snuggle-puss Keeper of the "piece" Ma hot little hummer holster Rodeo partner Yin's Yang Daddy's sexy little she-kittun My back scratchin', front rubbin, and rubba dubbin' friend My Hot little lady lover Cuddle-fish Holder of my heart of hearts - dancer on my private parts. The gardner for my twig and berries The boobies on my Galapagos The nurse who cares for my sick little monkey

Sorry man, I haven't been that current as of late. Just tryin' to uphold tradition... -Hixxx death,as men call him, ends what they call men -but beauty is more now than dying’s when

These are a few of Clay's favorite things...

Definately some burnin' 3-ways with Waldorf and Statler then a hybrid with the whole gang

Take the seat out of the suit. I can think of a fine use for the leg grippers in just such and instance -Hixxx death,as men call him, ends what they call men -but beauty is more now than dying’s when

I like home made eggnogg sans alcohol... -Hixxx death,as men call him, ends what they call men -but beauty is more now than dying’s when

Find a rigger who will walk you through an inspection and repack. Pay him/her extra to do so, ask lots of questions, and thank them when your through. Jon

Another one I have seen is routing both the small and middle ring through the large ring on the Drings. This can cause the rings to jam and not release when you try to cutaway... -Jon