Douva
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Welcome to my life. I tried learning to deal with it by reading the book Dealing With Attention Def.....I Wonder What's on TV, but I got distracted by a butterfly and couldn't ever remember where I left the book. I don't have an M.D. or a law degree. I have bachelor's in kicking ass and taking names.
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over 16 it`s ok if u know how to deal with the law... but ofcourse 18 is the legal age to be sure u`ll not have any problems Seventeen is legal in Texas. You may go to Hell, but you won't go to jail. "You coming to the bar tonight?" "Nah, I can't. I have to take my girlfriend to her senior prom." I don't have an M.D. or a law degree. I have bachelor's in kicking ass and taking names.
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A. Nothing in the photograph suggests the hospital workers aren't doing their best to treat the trauma victim. B. The picture is most likely a fake. I don't have an M.D. or a law degree. I have bachelor's in kicking ass and taking names.
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26 next month / old enough to drink / too young to remember the Carter administration I don't have an M.D. or a law degree. I have bachelor's in kicking ass and taking names.
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Whenever I hear a tandem request Tom Petty, I tell them that's a violation of the Overused Tandem Music Act of 1998. CLICK HERE to listen to it. But I'd better not find out anybody has started using this song, inspired by the life and death of one of the most gifted people to ever grace our sport, in tandem videos. I'd hate to have to kill again. I don't have an M.D. or a law degree. I have bachelor's in kicking ass and taking names.
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Last summer a couple of packers accused me of being too vain because there were so many pictures of me hanging at the drop zone. In response, I made this collage of myself and hung it in their packing area. I don't have an M.D. or a law degree. I have bachelor's in kicking ass and taking names.
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I was once offered $1000 to write a lesbian vampire film. I could have definitely used the money, but at the time I still had dreams of making it as a legitimate screenwriter (still do, I suppose, but now I'm pretty well invested in a "day job"), and I thought earning a reputation as a softcore porn scribe might hurt my chances of making it to the show. Had the amount been a little higher, I might have jumped on it, but I didn't figure a lousy grand was worth the risk. Of course, if the opportunity ever arises again.... I don't have an M.D. or a law degree. I have bachelor's in kicking ass and taking names.
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Yep, thats the first big hurdle. Then the next is doing what might be years of extra work until you can get unionized. Its a long road that hopefully, eventually, will lead to a career change. By that time, 100% of employment in my career field will be in India. Casting isnt one of those jobs they can export for five bucks an hour to those living in grass huts and working hard for their daily bowl of rice. Unless, ofcourse, they decide to make a movie about jobs being outsourced. Working as a special skills extra (military, sports, etc.) can sometimes be a shortcut into SAG/AFTRA. Keep your ear to the ground, and get your name in the hands of anybody who might be looking for actors/stunt people with your particular skill set. I don't have an M.D. or a law degree. I have bachelor's in kicking ass and taking names.
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Cool pics, Jeff. But pic #122 of Kim on the trapeze just has "backslide" written all over it. I don't have an M.D. or a law degree. I have bachelor's in kicking ass and taking names.
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Nice one, Mike. I don't have an M.D. or a law degree. I have bachelor's in kicking ass and taking names.
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CLICK HERE to hear it. I love this song. I don't have an M.D. or a law degree. I have bachelor's in kicking ass and taking names.
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Why, that's Texas's own Bowling for Soup, of course. I don't have an M.D. or a law degree. I have bachelor's in kicking ass and taking names.
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How many of us ever predict with any real degree of accuracy where we’ll be in the future? I had one set of expectations twelve months ago, another set nine months ago, and another set six months ago. They were all wrong. We can learn from the past, and we can prepare for the future, but in the end, whatever will be, will be. Rather than focus on a past that cannot be relived or a future that cannot be foreseen, I simply resolve every day to do the best I can where I am, with what I’ve got. As to where I’ll be this time next year, surprise me. I don't have an M.D. or a law degree. I have bachelor's in kicking ass and taking names.
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Very nice, Adam. I don't have an M.D. or a law degree. I have bachelor's in kicking ass and taking names.
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Save bottle party, Dec 3rd at Jeff's--Skydive Dallas
Douva replied to floormonkey's topic in Events & Places to Jump
Don't you mean "Do not fly VW to Jeff's pad?" I don't have an M.D. or a law degree. I have bachelor's in kicking ass and taking names. -
Dude, I just pissed myself. I was so psyched to hear they were going to keep the original Marlon Brando footage for Jor-El, and I'd been wondering if they'd go with the classic John Williams score. Hearing both in that trailer made me feel kind of funny, like when we used to climb the rope in gym class. I don't have an M.D. or a law degree. I have bachelor's in kicking ass and taking names.
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Okay, I listened to that song about 10 times on a loop, and that's about all I can take. If we're going to listen to depressing music, I'm going to find us a few more selections. Let me dig through my depressing music collection......................Just give me a minute......................still looking......................It's quite a collection......................Hmmmmm......................Maybe......................No, that's no good......................Hmmmmm......................AH HA! Here we go. Choice #1 Choice #2 Choice #3 I don't have an M.D. or a law degree. I have bachelor's in kicking ass and taking names.
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You owe me for this one! I don't have an M.D. or a law degree. I have bachelor's in kicking ass and taking names.
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Two cheerleaders having sex in a restroom? I think I downloaded some broadband video of that once. I don't have an M.D. or a law degree. I have bachelor's in kicking ass and taking names.
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This is the way it's been explained to me: Legally, they can't make you stop or wait, once you've paid. A club can put it in their membership contract that you must stop, but I'm not sure that any of them do. Even if it's in their contract, they can't physically make you stop, but they could cancel your membership or, theoretically, sue you for not stopping. I've walked right past them before when I had one item and was waiting behind three full shopping carts. They ran after me and asked if they could look at my receipt, so I let them. I'm not looking for trouble, but I'm also not waiting in line for ten minutes after I've made my purchase, to prove I'm not a shoplifter. I don't have an M.D. or a law degree. I have bachelor's in kicking ass and taking names.
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Dude, you just had me rolling. That was frickin hilarious. I don't have an M.D. or a law degree. I have bachelor's in kicking ass and taking names.
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CLICK HERE I don't have an M.D. or a law degree. I have bachelor's in kicking ass and taking names.
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I know this guy....They call him "The Wolf".....He makes problems go away. I don't have an M.D. or a law degree. I have bachelor's in kicking ass and taking names.
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Actually, they're both pretty lucky. I don't have an M.D. or a law degree. I have bachelor's in kicking ass and taking names.
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Funny you should ask, it actually has the exact opposite effect on me and kim is quite fond of Redline. . I LOVE WHEN JEFF DRINKS REDLINE!!!! There is definately no penis shrinkage going on at all. REDLINE.....NEEED MORE REDLINE......I AM CORNJOLIO.....I NEED TP FOR MY....REDLIIIIIIINNNNNNEEEEEEE!!!!!! I don't have an M.D. or a law degree. I have bachelor's in kicking ass and taking names.