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If those were my only options, I'd choose to be alone. Not an option. So I'm being forced at gunpoint to have a relationship? I think "alone" has to be an option in relationship polls. Thank you. If you take out the "alone" option, the question presents a bizarre scenario. I have no sexual attraction to men, so the deepest relationship I could have with a guy is friendship. Does the scenario assume I have no other friends? If so, I might choose a platonic relationship with the guy, just to have a friend. On the other hand, if I have other friends, I could choose the dishonest woman for the sex, but I'm not sure how long I could maintain a relationship with a lying slut just for sex. Without further clarification on the question, I have to stand by my original answer. I don't have an M.D. or a law degree. I have bachelor's in kicking ass and taking names.

If those were my only options, I'd choose to be alone. I don't have an M.D. or a law degree. I have bachelor's in kicking ass and taking names.

AGHHHHH!!!!! I couldn't take it anymore; I had to do it! I don't have an M.D. or a law degree. I have bachelor's in kicking ass and taking names.

I'm pretty sure all of my kiss passes have been with a guy (Hi, IMGR2 ). I don't have an M.D. or a law degree. I have bachelor's in kicking ass and taking names.

If we guess correctly, will you tell us? I guess 34. I don't have an M.D. or a law degree. I have bachelor's in kicking ass and taking names.

Will you marry me? I don't have an M.D. or a law degree. I have bachelor's in kicking ass and taking names.

At this point in my life, I've probably gone to the movies alone almost as many times as I've gone with someone else. Sitting alone in a dark theater isn't much different than sitting with someone else in a dark theater, so it doesn't make a lot of difference to me whether there's anyone with me or not. I've found that Tuesday nights are the least crowded nights at the theater. From time to time I've found myself completely alone in a theater on a Tuesday night. I don't have an M.D. or a law degree. I have bachelor's in kicking ass and taking names.

I was raised in the Bible Belt (West Texas) and grew up attending Southern Baptist churches. I stopped attending church regularly about the time I started high school. Then, about the time I turned twenty, I started really struggling with what I believed. The pendulum probably could have swung either way at that point, but about that time my parents split up, and that sent the pendulum swinging in the direction of devout evangelical Christianity. I went through a lot of books on Christianity, got very involved at a couple of churches, and tried as hard as I could to make it work, but after a couple of years I had to conclude that what I was reading, what I was hearing, and what I was seeing didn't add up. I stopped attending church again and spent the next year painfully struggling to rectify these discrepancies, before finally concluding that I don't need all the answers. Now I'm an agnostic, but I think my time as a devout Christian rounded out my personality and my values in a manner not found in most people. It's given me a respect for other people's beliefs that I honestly believe very few people have. I think most people who talk of having "respect" for other people's beliefs are confusing respect with tolerance. In November I was the best man at the wedding of two of my old church friends. I watched them kiss for the first time, when the pastor said, "You may kiss the bride." It wasn't a timid kiss--There was passion there. Waiting until marriage to kiss isn't something I'd try, but I had to respect their conviction and devotion. I told a couple of skydiving friends about this, only to have them mock it. Nothing frustrates me more than someone who mocks what he or she doesn't understand. Sometimes one of my non-Christian friends will go off on a half-baked tangent about the problems with Christianity, and I'll realize how few non-Christians really understand the true problems with Christianity. Likewise, I think very few non-Christians really appreciate the sociology of Christianity or the positive underlying values, beneath the legalism and lethargy, that can be taken away from it. So for those reasons, I'm grateful for the time I spent studying and practicing Christianity. I think anyone who comes from a Christian background, or any religious background, should embrace the positive aspects of that part of his or her past, rather than always focusing on the negatives. Like a lot of phases in my life, I'm glad it's over, but it contributed a great deal to who I am today, and I wouldn't trade it for anything in the world. That's the end of my rant. I didn't mean to get all Speaker's Corner on everybody. I don't have an M.D. or a law degree. I have bachelor's in kicking ass and taking names.

That's nothing--She has my DAD's name. I don't have an M.D. or a law degree. I have bachelor's in kicking ass and taking names.

After her first semester teaching at an underprivileged high school in Houston, my sister admitted, "I've had to accept that I'm not saving the world one child at a time." Teaching is a noble profession, but it's like parenting (or so I understand, not being a teacher or a parent myself) in that most people go into it with unrealistically high expectations of their own capabilities. I don't have an M.D. or a law degree. I have bachelor's in kicking ass and taking names.

"Mrs. Mullins, Regina made my pants tight!" I don't have an M.D. or a law degree. I have bachelor's in kicking ass and taking names.

I don't have an M.D. or a law degree. I have bachelor's in kicking ass and taking names.

Well, I meet all of your criteria, but unfortunately, you don't meet my "lives within a one day drive" criteria. I don't have an M.D. or a law degree. I have bachelor's in kicking ass and taking names.

In second grade a girl who had a crush on me tackled me at recess and dislodged my loose tooth. I was pretty excited to finally lose the tooth. I don't have an M.D. or a law degree. I have bachelor's in kicking ass and taking names.

it would be really neat to learn that he did his own Base Jumping... He did not though. "I do all my own stunts," translates as, "I do all of my stunts, and my stunt double does all of his stunts." I don't have an M.D. or a law degree. I have bachelor's in kicking ass and taking names.

You know what they say, "Sex is like air--It's no big deal until you're not getting any." I don't have an M.D. or a law degree. I have bachelor's in kicking ass and taking names.

When jumping is something you do, not just something you've done, you're a skydiver. That's the opinion of a semi-retired skydiver, so take it for what it's worth. I don't have an M.D. or a law degree. I have bachelor's in kicking ass and taking names.

Personally, I think Karma is the creation of people who want desperately to believe that life is secretly fair. But life isn't fair. That's the short and long of it--Life ain't fair. Hard work and determination don't always pay off. The best team doesn't always win. The punishment doesn't always fit the crime. Good doesn't always triumph over evil. And sometimes you don't find out until the hero gets the girl that you were actually playing the part of the antagonist. You'd better be able to hit the changeup if you want to play in the majors. I don't have an M.D. or a law degree. I have bachelor's in kicking ass and taking names.

Which tattoo are you having removed? I don't have an M.D. or a law degree. I have bachelor's in kicking ass and taking names.

[SPOILER] At the end of Superman Returns, we find out that Lex Luthor was, in fact, Keyser Soze all along. [/SPOILER] I don't have an M.D. or a law degree. I have bachelor's in kicking ass and taking names.

"Most men lead lives of quiet desperation and go to the grave with the song still in them." ~Henry David Thoreau I don't have an M.D. or a law degree. I have bachelor's in kicking ass and taking names.

fair enough *singing* "I wish I was like you, easily amused" hey, I'm still gonna see it! I'm just sayin, his "shtick" is gettin old, that's all.

"I don't know about you guys, but when i see someone walking down the street with a superman T-shirt...you just wanna shoot them in the chest! And when they start to bleed, go, 'I guess not!' Dont wear the shirt. Wear a shirt that says, 'I bleed if you shoot me in the chestplate,' and i will not shoot you in the chest...superbleeder!" ~Dane Cook I don't have an M.D. or a law degree. I have bachelor's in kicking ass and taking names.

I respect your opinion and humbly disagree with your assesment of Mr. Spacey's acting abilities, you wanker. I don't have an M.D. or a law degree. I have bachelor's in kicking ass and taking names.

It was a short-lived extreme sport that aired on Spike TV in 2002 & 2003. I know the guys that developed it--We worked together a few times in my previous life, when I was a struggling filmmaker. The last time I saw them was '04, when we met to discuss an idea they had for a competitive extreme sport to take place in a skydiving wind tunnel. Their expectations were a little high, and I spent most of the meeting shooting holes in their ideas, but they were still pretty optimistic when I left. Obviously it never came to fruition. I don't have an M.D. or a law degree. I have bachelor's in kicking ass and taking names.