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Write what you know. I don't have an M.D. or a law degree. I have bachelor's in kicking ass and taking names.
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What about Caldwell County and Lubbock County? Got either of those? I don't have an M.D. or a law degree. I have bachelor's in kicking ass and taking names.
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[I]Hostel[/I] is one of the most effective uses of gory violence I've seen since [I]Silence of the Lambs[/I]. Hostel isn't in the same league as [I]Silence of the Lambs[/I], but Eli Roth certainly knows how to use the disassembly of the human anatomy to great cinematic effect. whas hostel really that gory? I haven't seen it, probably won't, don't quite have the stomach for it... but I loved Silence and Seven, fave films in fact, but the gore was more psychological there, not so visual... for some reason, realistic visual gore gets me more than psychological horror. the whole idea behind hostel terrorizes me w/o even seeing it. I think [I]Silence of the Lambs[/I] is pretty visually gory, but the gore is overlooked, for the most part, because it is so skillfully woven into the story. The gore in [I]Hostel[/I] is definitely more blatant, but I still think the filmmaker's did a commendable job of using it to the benefit of the film's plot and tone. I don't have an M.D. or a law degree. I have bachelor's in kicking ass and taking names.
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That guy looks oddly familiar. I think I went bowling with him in Arizona once. I don't have an M.D. or a law degree. I have bachelor's in kicking ass and taking names.
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[I]Hostel[/I] is one of the most effective uses of gory violence I've seen since [I]Silence of the Lambs[/I]. Hostel isn't in the same league as [I]Silence of the Lambs[/I], but Eli Roth certainly knows how to use the disassembly of the human anatomy to great cinematic effect. I don't have an M.D. or a law degree. I have bachelor's in kicking ass and taking names.
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All dates are approximate: 1. Forehead - Playing football in the house with my dad - 1982 2. Bridge of nose - Mole removed - 1985 3. Chin - Hit the edge of the pool - 1987 4. Upper lip - Mole removed - 1988 5. Right thumb - Cut while whittling - 1989 6. Forehead - Cousin speared me with pole while playing shark in swimming pool - 1990 7. Forehead - Dove into shallow water and hit head on bottom (no anesthetic) - 1991 8. Left middle finger - Cut with scissors - 1994 9. Side of right foot - Slipped jumping out of boot, foot impaled by cleat (no anesthetic) - 1996 I don't have an M.D. or a law degree. I have bachelor's in kicking ass and taking names.
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I forgot to DVR it. Is anybody going to be posting it on skydivingmovies.com? I don't have an M.D. or a law degree. I have bachelor's in kicking ass and taking names.
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I refuse to grocery shop at Wal-Mart. The way they organize things is just too damned confusing. Juice is on one aisle, sports drinks are on another, and soft drinks are on yet another. Trying to find the milk is like going on an Easter egg hunt, and it's a three day hike to the other side of the store to get shampoo. I've traditionally been a big fan of Wal-Mart's convenient 24-hour one-stop shopping, but lately I've found myself getting really annoyed when I'm trying to buy deodorant and mouthwash and I'm stuck behind some guy who appears to be making preparations to host a barbecue, change the oil on his truck, shoot a deer, watch some DVD's, and take dirty pictures of his wife in cheap lingerie. And those automated checkout lines were invented by the devil. I don't have an M.D. or a law degree. I have bachelor's in kicking ass and taking names.
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Yo. Hey, any time you want to play, just give me a holler. But you've been warned--I suck. I don't have an M.D. or a law degree. I have bachelor's in kicking ass and taking names.
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Have you ever watched the documentary about the making of Jaws? There is some cool footage of them putting a little person in a tiny shark cage and putting it in the water with a great white to give the impression of a much larger shark. When I was a kid, I was obsessed with all things SCUBA and all things shark. From the time I was ten until I was twelve, I talked about nothing but getting SCUBA certified. Then, a week before I turned twelve, I got in trouble with my dad, and he decided not to get me SCUBA lessons for my birthday. So I was 17 before I got certified. By that time there was just too much other stuff competing for my attention, so I never really got into it like I'd hoped. C'est la vie. But I still hope to get to go down in a cage (yes, a cage...I'm going down in a CAGE) and see Carcharodon carcharias up close and personal. I don't have an M.D. or a law degree. I have bachelor's in kicking ass and taking names.
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I'm starting to think I imagined it, but here's how I remember it: It's an old Skin Diver cover shot of a guy in a shark suit holding out big hunk of meat for an approaching shark. The shark is big, like a great white or mako. The guy is standing on the bottom and not using a shark cage. I probably haven't seen the picture in fifteen years; I just remember it being awesome. I don't have an M.D. or a law degree. I have bachelor's in kicking ass and taking names.
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You need to start playing again. I need someone to play with. I don't have an M.D. or a law degree. I have bachelor's in kicking ass and taking names.
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I try. I don't have an M.D. or a law degree. I have bachelor's in kicking ass and taking names.
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Yeah, yeah, you're a badass. But do you have a copy of the picture I was looking for? I don't have an M.D. or a law degree. I have bachelor's in kicking ass and taking names.
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With what species of sharks? I don't have an M.D. or a law degree. I have bachelor's in kicking ass and taking names.
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Happiness is the carrot on a stick that drives us all. It's either that or Lubbock, Texas, in the rearview mirror. I don't have an M.D. or a law degree. I have bachelor's in kicking ass and taking names.
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DING...DING...DING...That's not only the correct answer; it's also what you've won for being the first person with the correct answer. And since you were the first person with the correct answer, you owe . From the Dark Tower series Is that where it's from? I'm a Stephen King fan, but I've never read any of the Dark Tower books. I heard it from my aunt. I don't have an M.D. or a law degree. I have bachelor's in kicking ass and taking names.
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I'm so unhip...what's a shark dive? http://jsgreen.tamu.edu/Jsg%20shark%20feed.jpg http://www.journey-magazine.com/archives/0799/art/sharks.jpg http://www.royalclubvacations.com/images/curgallery11.jpg http://www.sailstmaarten.com/Neil's%20Pics%2004-04%20shark2.jpg I couldn't find the photo I was looking for (old Skin Diver cover photo of a guy in a shark suit holding out a roast-size hunk of meat for a great white), so these will have to suffice as an explanation of "shark diving." I don't have an M.D. or a law degree. I have bachelor's in kicking ass and taking names.
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Chick flicks are to young women what action flicks are to young men. They both create false ideals about the nature of reality. I don't have an M.D. or a law degree. I have bachelor's in kicking ass and taking names.
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Totally agree... too big... is bad bad bad I definately qualify there. Okay, who had two hours and sixteen minutes, in the pool? I don't have an M.D. or a law degree. I have bachelor's in kicking ass and taking names.
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I'm sorry, but I think this statement precludes the answer from being "time." I find it hard to believe many kindergarten students know that polar bears are born without fur or understand the carbonation process involved in making champagne. Plus the two "pop" lines are way too metaphorical for Kindergarten students. I think "NO" has to be the answer. Plus, time doesn't really do any of those things--Those things happen over time. Still, I like the riddle. How about this one: It's greater than God and worse than the Devil. Poor people have it, and rich people want it. If you eat it you'll die. What is it? Nothing. DING...DING...DING...That's not only the correct answer; it's also what you've won for being the first person with the correct answer. And since you were the first person with the correct answer, you owe . I don't have an M.D. or a law degree. I have bachelor's in kicking ass and taking names.
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Let's keep that on the DL, since the bride still doesn't know about that party. I don't have an M.D. or a law degree. I have bachelor's in kicking ass and taking names.
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Who could that have been???? Douva i remember you talking about this like it was strange and about the party you went to being a real riot ..................i call bullshit Oh, I definitely think not kissing your girlfriend until you're married is strange. You won't find many Christians, even among the most fundamentalist sects, that follow this line of thinking. It's not so much a scriptural thing as personal choice to remain completely "pure" for that special someone. In fact, I think it's beyond strange--It's mind boggling. But I respect the hell out of them for having so much conviction in their beliefs that they were able to do it. There is a big difference between confiding in someone that you don't understand or agree with a friend's behavior and mocking the person you don't understand. Seriously, that kiss blew me away. I wish I had video of it. And the party after the wedding did rock. It's amazing how, since growing out of their fundamentalist roots, so many of my old church friends have turned into really level headed, balanced adults. I don't have an M.D. or a law degree. I have bachelor's in kicking ass and taking names.
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I'm sorry, but I think this statement precludes the answer from being "time." I find it hard to believe many kindergarten students know that polar bears are born without fur or understand the carbonation process involved in making champagne. Plus the two "pop" lines are way too metaphorical for Kindergarten students. I think "NO" has to be the answer. Plus, time doesn't really do any of those things--Those things happen over time. Still, I like the riddle. How about this one: It's greater than God and worse than the Devil. Poor people have it, and rich people want it. If you eat it you'll die. What is it? I don't have an M.D. or a law degree. I have bachelor's in kicking ass and taking names.
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Darn--I missed it. I don't have an M.D. or a law degree. I have bachelor's in kicking ass and taking names.