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  1. Yup! Just be sure to provide little caskets for all the kittens that will die as a result.And triple the order if you post pics here! Faster horses, younger women, older whiskey, more money. Why do they call it "Tourist Season" if we can't shoot them?
  2. 12 Pieces of stainless steel taken out of my right femur (2 "cable ties" left in):0:0 Dr. also repaired a torn cartilidge in my knee and scraped out roughness from arthritis. Right now my leg feels better than it has in years, what little pain left from surgeries is well taken care of by legal drugs. Faster horses, younger women, older whiskey, more money. Why do they call it "Tourist Season" if we can't shoot them?
  3. " I believe in the soul, the cock, the pussy, the small of a woman's back, the hanging curve ball, high fiber, good scotch, that the novels of Susan Sontag are self-indulgent, overrated crap. I believe that Lee Harvey Oswald acted alone. I believe there ought to be a constitutional amendment outlawing Astroturf and the designated hitter. I believe in the sweet spot, soft core pornography, opening your presents Christmas morning rather than Christmas Eve and I believe in long, slow, deep, soft, wet kisses that last three days." $1 to Crash Davis Faster horses, younger women, older whiskey, more money. Why do they call it "Tourist Season" if we can't shoot them?
  4. No problem, Phree. Should be able to get back in the air in 6-8 weeks. Thanks for all the thoughts, prayers, vibes, etc. I'm going to get in bed now and bleed quietly into my bandages. Faster horses, younger women, older whiskey, more money. Why do they call it "Tourist Season" if we can't shoot them?
  5. Dang, I'm only 15! (D19212) I was so much older then, I'm younger than that now. Faster horses, younger women, older whiskey, more money. Why do they call it "Tourist Season" if we can't shoot them?
  6. I wonder if she's ever had manatee burgers? Yeah, but they're not as tasty as deep-fried Bald Eagle. Faster horses, younger women, older whiskey, more money. Why do they call it "Tourist Season" if we can't shoot them?
  7. So, did I mention my boss gave me that weekend off??? That's good. Now we just have to hear from Kris. Lisa, you did tell him he has to come to Sebaatian to pick up his BM suit, right? Faster horses, younger women, older whiskey, more money. Why do they call it "Tourist Season" if we can't shoot them?
  8. Well not really. I'd like an updated count so I know how much this is going to cost me. Lisa and I were talking last Friday about this -- do we want to get a team room? It would give those who are camping a place to secure their gear and also provide a place to show videos of our kickass dz.com skydives. Let me know your thoughts. Faster horses, younger women, older whiskey, more money. Why do they call it "Tourist Season" if we can't shoot them?
  9. jceman

    Time waster....

    What do you mean back in the day. It was on TV today and I have it on DVD! That movie made me the geek I am today! *makes note to change passwords from 'Joshua" to something else if Jim ever visits* "War Games" was okay, but not as cool or thought-provoking as "Collosus: The Forbin Project". And if you don't remember/know the movie, Kris, you lose all geek points. Faster horses, younger women, older whiskey, more money. Why do they call it "Tourist Season" if we can't shoot them?
  10. For the umpteenth time (and for the newbies), the format for weekend numbers is humps:jumps:beer owed. The first number may be substitued with any other number of significance as long as you explain it. In your case, the numbers would read?:6:1, as you owe beer for your 100th jump (at the very least). Mine? 0:0:0. Faster horses, younger women, older whiskey, more money. Why do they call it "Tourist Season" if we can't shoot them?
  11. I won't tell... You don't have to, I can read. Faster horses, younger women, older whiskey, more money. Why do they call it "Tourist Season" if we can't shoot them?
  12. I don't know, you'll have to ax her. I'm her husband, not her superior. Faster horses, younger women, older whiskey, more money. Why do they call it "Tourist Season" if we can't shoot them?
  13. No, I agreed to do so during the Halloween boogie -- thought you'd have it in conjunction. Well, hell, I'll still be grounded, so if you ask REAL nice... Gonna suck to be in Sabastian two weekends in a row. Faster horses, younger women, older whiskey, more money. Why do they call it "Tourist Season" if we can't shoot them?
  14. Yep. Faster horses, younger women, older whiskey, more money. Why do they call it "Tourist Season" if we can't shoot them?
  15. Wrong. The Osbourne was. BZZZZT! Wrong answer, Dave. The Osbourne was a "transportable" computer. It could only be called a laptop if you a lap the size of the fat lady in the sideshow and legs the strength of steel-reinforced concrete. Faster horses, younger women, older whiskey, more money. Why do they call it "Tourist Season" if we can't shoot them?
  16. I'm a bit late to this party, but wanted to read the entire thread before posting so here's my two cents' worth: I won't answer the poll because it is pointless, Narcimund says so outright. I do have strong feelings on the underlying subject though and was going to try to explain them then came across one of JP's later posts which reads: I can't say it any better. For those of you who oppose gay "marriage" -- fine, I understand the thinking that the word should only apply to a stereotypical hetero couple; that is no excuse for denying committed gay couples equal protection under the law. Faster horses, younger women, older whiskey, more money. Why do they call it "Tourist Season" if we can't shoot them?
  17. That pitiful sound you hear is kittens being killed left and right... Dang. Lew, you are looking good. Faster horses, younger women, older whiskey, more money. Why do they call it "Tourist Season" if we can't shoot them?
  18. Hmmm. Well, I was in 2 choirs and toured for three years with a folk trio (it was the Sixties, gimme a break, ok?) and was in touring choir in college. Played guitar a bit then, but can't even form a simple chord nowadays, even though the old Harmony Monterey leans against the wall behind me as I type this. TLML played alto sax from age 8 through college, first chair all four years in HS, same in the jazz band and has numerous firsts in state in everything from solos to reed choir. Faster horses, younger women, older whiskey, more money. Why do they call it "Tourist Season" if we can't shoot them?
  19. Yeah? Well I had the good fortune to jump the B24 in 2000. We didn't know at the time that the FAA in its wisdom would declare the last flying example of the most built plane of WWII as an "Experimental" plane and thereby stop all jumping from it after that year. Yes, I do have my "Meat Bomb" tee from the Collings Foundation as well as the pilot's sig in my log book. I claim Liberator 24 as one of the numbers I'm most proud of. Faster horses, younger women, older whiskey, more money. Why do they call it "Tourist Season" if we can't shoot them?
  20. You're right -- you have been chosen. I wonder what part BK is playing in this? She's gorgeous, Michele. Faster horses, younger women, older whiskey, more money. Why do they call it "Tourist Season" if we can't shoot them?
  21. Not me personally, but many national level racing events from NASCAR to NHRA seem to feature skydivers as part of their opening ceremonies. A jumper with the American flag (and a buddy or two) is also a common sight at many college and pro football games as well. Faster horses, younger women, older whiskey, more money. Why do they call it "Tourist Season" if we can't shoot them?
  22. It sounds like Bristol, Tennessee, but you miss the banking by 10 degrees if it is. Yep, 36 degrees in the turns, 26 or so on the straights. A NASCAR driving likened racing Winston Cup cars at Bristol to "flying jets in a gymnasium". Faster horses, younger women, older whiskey, more money. Why do they call it "Tourist Season" if we can't shoot them?
  23. Kris, It sounds like a replay of the time my Skymaster blew up, only difference is that I could land my canopy. For you wiseasses out there, I'm not saying I'm better than Kris, just that what was left of my (substantially larger) canopy was landable. It happened on the first day of a boogie and I was very grateful for my helmet also. I'll echo what Lisa said: I'm glad you were able to handle the situation and leave it under your own power. If you're hurting as much when you read this, get checked out and get some relief. I want you to be able to enjoy your Team Lightspeed GTi. Faster horses, younger women, older whiskey, more money. Why do they call it "Tourist Season" if we can't shoot them?
  24. Only every chance we get. Faster horses, younger women, older whiskey, more money. Why do they call it "Tourist Season" if we can't shoot them?