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  1. Dang! Ya beat me to it, ma'am. Must be that sharp Aries mind of yours (and my somewhat slower Taurus one). Faster horses, younger women, older whiskey, more money. Why do they call it "Tourist Season" if we can't shoot them?
  2. Well, at least it's good beer. Faster horses, younger women, older whiskey, more money. Why do they call it "Tourist Season" if we can't shoot them?
  3. Lisa, are you trying to get the whole two weeks into one night? Good on ya! Faster horses, younger women, older whiskey, more money. Why do they call it "Tourist Season" if we can't shoot them?
  4. Me too. Hmmm... wonder if I could get away with it? no Faster horses, younger women, older whiskey, more money. Why do they call it "Tourist Season" if we can't shoot them?
  5. You keep hearing mixed reviews? I've seen several reviews, and the only mix is the extent to which they pan the movie and castigate the director. Like they say, what does Paris Hilton have in common with Dr. Suess? Or a rave? or extraterrestrial "goop"? Be afraid, be very afraid. Faster horses, younger women, older whiskey, more money. Why do they call it "Tourist Season" if we can't shoot them?
  6. Pete Clemenza to Rocco Lampone after they take care of "the Pauly problem" in The Godfather. That used to be my sig, btw. Faster horses, younger women, older whiskey, more money. Why do they call it "Tourist Season" if we can't shoot them?
  7. jceman

    thursday funny

    Here's US$0.35. Buy a clue. I know, they only used to be a quarter, but the price for top-notch ones has gone up recently. Faster horses, younger women, older whiskey, more money. Why do they call it "Tourist Season" if we can't shoot them?
  8. Smock. It just sounds so fun to say. Guess I had best hold up to true internet style and give credit (and a cyber $) to the late Steve Allen, who used to crack up at the word "smock" and incorporated it into some of his funniest routines. Faster horses, younger women, older whiskey, more money. Why do they call it "Tourist Season" if we can't shoot them?
  9. jceman

    PayPal Scam

    You may have had problems with PayPal, but this is not from PayPal and has nothing to do with them. What's worse it these scammers use pages that look like legitimate PayPal pages to dupe the gullible; if you look at the link in the emails, you'll notice that the URL begins with a numeric address rather than a true PayPal address. It has more to do with gullible people who open and respond to emails asking for personal info, just like people who fall for phone calls from "the bank" telling them that there is a problem with their account and asking for their account number/PIN, etc. I don't know who deserves to be laughed at more, the scammers, or the folks that actually fall for the scams. Faster horses, younger women, older whiskey, more money. Why do they call it "Tourist Season" if we can't shoot them?
  10. Yeah, but what about searching for "asshat" in post abouts Rev Jim? Faster horses, younger women, older whiskey, more money. Why do they call it "Tourist Season" if we can't shoot them?
  11. Or you might try a store that actively supports dropzone.com. Faster horses, younger women, older whiskey, more money. Why do they call it "Tourist Season" if we can't shoot them?
  12. jceman

    My New Toy

    You had this available two years ago? Hint: look at the date of the first post on this thread, folk! Faster horses, younger women, older whiskey, more money. Why do they call it "Tourist Season" if we can't shoot them?
  13. or "Kris, My Purple Bro -- We Have Something Else In Common" We live on the outskirts of Flagler Beach and the road to our housing development is very rural; deer crossing signs all over the place, etc. To make a short story shorter, on the way home from supper tonight when we turned onto the rural road leading home, I turned my fog lights on to make it easier to spot our beautiful four-legged friends. It didn't help. No more than 150 yards from our entrance, one darted from the left right into us. I had no time to react. I had just slowed to about 45 mph when she hit my left front. Bottom line, one dead deer and one PT Cruiser with a totally wrinkled and bashed left quarter. The air bags didn't deploy as it was a glancing blow. Lynn and I are fine, though shook up. The deputy took his rifle over to where the deer was lying in case he had to end her misery, but thankfully, she needed no help. I don't think Lynn, myself or the big strapping deputy wanted to see him have to dispatch her. I got cleared by my ortho doctor to jump this last Wednesday, but was going to wait until Thanksgiving. I think I'll call my rigger and see if he can't have it ready for me tomorrow. I need an air bath real bad! Faster horses, younger women, older whiskey, more money. Why do they call it "Tourist Season" if we can't shoot them?
  14. To quote Ms. Goodwrench from the NASCAR newsgroup -- dood, you owe me a keyboard -- and my irony meter is borked. Faster horses, younger women, older whiskey, more money. Why do they call it "Tourist Season" if we can't shoot them?
  15. www.noneofyourfreakinbusiness.com Faster horses, younger women, older whiskey, more money. Why do they call it "Tourist Season" if we can't shoot them?
  16. You're welcome. and thank you. 15 1/2 years USAF
  17. Slackers -- I got a 151 and I messed up a couple really easy ones. Faster horses, younger women, older whiskey, more money. Why do they call it "Tourist Season" if we can't shoot them?
  18. Katie, I was born and raised within a 90 minute drive of Lambeau Field. I have a tee that reads "I may live in Florida, but I still bleed Packer Green & Gold". Faster horses, younger women, older whiskey, more money. Why do they call it "Tourist Season" if we can't shoot them?
  19. Blasphemer! Go Vikings and anyone playing the Packers! Katie, I'm crushed! Here I thought you were a cool hawtie... Dang, another illusion shattered. Faster horses, younger women, older whiskey, more money. Why do they call it "Tourist Season" if we can't shoot them?
  20. I'll second that. Faster horses, younger women, older whiskey, more money. Why do they call it "Tourist Season" if we can't shoot them?
  21. Geez, and I only planned a boogie for you in your honor. I'm so not feeling the love! Maybe you asked the wrong owner? Faster horses, younger women, older whiskey, more money. Why do they call it "Tourist Season" if we can't shoot them?
  22. 6 weeks since my last jump:0:0 Go see the ortho Dr on Wednesday, if my Xrays look good, I hope to get back in the air over Thanksgiving. If not, I'll probably go nucking futz! Faster horses, younger women, older whiskey, more money. Why do they call it "Tourist Season" if we can't shoot them?
  23. jceman

    I'b thick.

    /me raises his hand to volunteer. Hugs to ya, Jessica, hope you feel better soon. Faster horses, younger women, older whiskey, more money. Why do they call it "Tourist Season" if we can't shoot them?
  24. To quote Jim David, who I saw on The comedy Channel the other week: "People in their twenties don't know a goddamn thing about anything! The one thing people in their twenties are good for is looking better than people in their thirties or forties." "So if your a 20-something, strike a pose." "And shut the fuck up!" Faster horses, younger women, older whiskey, more money. Why do they call it "Tourist Season" if we can't shoot them?
  25. jceman

    Worth and Value

    What sort of thread is she planning on useing? If it's standard clothing thread, you'd best wear full underwear because you'll be lucky indeed if it survives its first freefall. Is she darn sure the material she's chosen can withstand windblast of 150+ mph? Faster horses, younger women, older whiskey, more money. Why do they call it "Tourist Season" if we can't shoot them?