jceman

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  1. Say it isn't so! Sunshine, don't change -- I love you just the way you are. Faster horses, younger women, older whiskey, more money. Why do they call it "Tourist Season" if we can't shoot them?
  2. Er, I believe that is "Mock Swedish". Faster horses, younger women, older whiskey, more money. Why do they call it "Tourist Season" if we can't shoot them?
  3. jceman

    Happy Dance

    Damn! A house, a dialup account, and you're getting DSL? Remind me to cut your wages. Faster horses, younger women, older whiskey, more money. Why do they call it "Tourist Season" if we can't shoot them?
  4. Go with your first option on this one. The second weekend is when people are leaving/have left -- there are weird things that happen then, though, so I'd guess it depends on what you want out of the experience; if you want to meet the most people and do more jumps, come earlier. Faster horses, younger women, older whiskey, more money. Why do they call it "Tourist Season" if we can't shoot them?
  5. You're an "Old Hand" so you should know the routine by now -- the format is humps:jumps:beer -- going by that, you got laid three times, did no jumps, and owe three cases of beer. Interesting. BTW, the first number may contain a substitute for humps if you are bashful, need secrecy, or just plain want to have something else there -- just need to have an explanation, as the default is "humps". All that being said, my numbers for the weekend are
  6. Yep, she's the gal in "Paradise By The Dashboard Light". She's not in the video, but it is her on the album. Faster horses, younger women, older whiskey, more money. Why do they call it "Tourist Season" if we can't shoot them?
  7. Great vid -- nice job by Andrea too. Faster horses, younger women, older whiskey, more money. Why do they call it "Tourist Season" if we can't shoot them?
  8. Nope -- that title belongs elsewhere, but I must admit you are in the top section of the list. You spoil any and all chances of getting the top spot because you actually make sensible posts once in a while... Have a Happy New Year. Faster horses, younger women, older whiskey, more money. Why do they call it "Tourist Season" if we can't shoot them?
  9. I believe no commentary is needed. Faster horses, younger women, older whiskey, more money. Why do they call it "Tourist Season" if we can't shoot them?
  10. The List '04: flyangel2-LO billvon-LO mustard-LO peek-LO snowwhite-Public Relations streaker-The Voice of the WFFC, spectator area RevJim-Weddings WFFC-Webmaster mikemullins-Shit~Hot plane and pilot Kai2ki and he'll be jumping PhreeZone SkyBytch -LO Nightjumper ThighMan eeneR BIGUN BOZO McDuck & (his) Cora jceman and TLML (what a shock, huh?) Faster horses, younger women, older whiskey, more money. Why do they call it "Tourist Season" if we can't shoot them?
  11. Happy Birthday, David. From all of us here in Flagler Beach. Faster horses, younger women, older whiskey, more money. Why do they call it "Tourist Season" if we can't shoot them?
  12. Almost right, Andy -- MS is discontinuing support for Win 98, with the exception of SE effective 16 January 2004; this is due to their settlement with the JAVA folk back in 2001. SE support will continue for the foreseeable future. BTW, I agree Win98 is unstable, but I ran Win98SE for several years on my desktop and have had it running with no problem on my laptop since 1999. I'd offer you my disk, Doug, but I see you already have had one offered; that laptop of yours should run just fine with it, but is not powerful enough for XP. Faster horses, younger women, older whiskey, more money. Why do they call it "Tourist Season" if we can't shoot them?
  13. Ok, I just bought a new keyboard about ten days ago and now you owe me a new one -- iced tea does not do a keyboard good! And my ribs hurt... Faster horses, younger women, older whiskey, more money. Why do they call it "Tourist Season" if we can't shoot them?
  14. jceman

    i'm back

    WOOHOO! You don't have to describe it -- there are enough of us who, unfortunately, know that feeling. Welcome back. Faster horses, younger women, older whiskey, more money. Why do they call it "Tourist Season" if we can't shoot them?
  15. Absotively! All the rest are nice eye candy and have their own special appeal, but I'll take a person with a keen mind and sense of humor that would rate a -4 on a 1-10 scale over a 9 with the brain equivalent of a box of rocks or a personality that would peel paint. And I said "over a 9" because everyone knows, male or female, there is no such thing as a 10. Faster horses, younger women, older whiskey, more money. Why do they call it "Tourist Season" if we can't shoot them?
  16. Congratulations, Jess. Hope this only leads to bigger and better things for you. Faster horses, younger women, older whiskey, more money. Why do they call it "Tourist Season" if we can't shoot them?
  17. 1 New pair of SmackyBooty Pantz:1:1 Guess you can figure out the reason for the case. Faster horses, younger women, older whiskey, more money. Why do they call it "Tourist Season" if we can't shoot them?
  18. This is to both you and Michele. Be damn proud you flunked Deferential 101. I, for one, would be all over asking either of you out (and I don't even know or care what you look like, Jeanne -- as for Michele, you look fine to me) if I wasn't married to a strong, assettive non-deferential woman. There are a lot of us that don't want eye candy or trophys or whatever unless they come as part of a strong person, a person who can stand for herself and does what shee feels like she needs or wants to do. Unfortunately, Michele's cow-orker was correct and we are in a minority position. All I can say is to be yourself and if a guy can't handle you, that's his loss. I know that doesn't make it any easier, especially when you want to have a snugglebunny (even a strong person likes to be able to relax upon occasion); but to my way of thinking, it's far more important to be true to your inner strength than to compromise yourself to fit some role you do not feel comfortable in. Faster horses, younger women, older whiskey, more money. Why do they call it "Tourist Season" if we can't shoot them?
  19. Way to go Amber! That's a great way to start your holiday season, isn't it? Faster horses, younger women, older whiskey, more money. Why do they call it "Tourist Season" if we can't shoot them?
  20. Do you mean this thread? Hint, there is a search engine on the site -- all I typed in was "planes at Zhills" and got it at once. Faster horses, younger women, older whiskey, more money. Why do they call it "Tourist Season" if we can't shoot them?
  21. McD, go to WFFC's site and poke around, especially the maps. T'aint no regular full time dz looks like that. Faster horses, younger women, older whiskey, more money. Why do they call it "Tourist Season" if we can't shoot them?
  22. If you've ever been to Sebastian (or follow these forums) you know that the water at Skydive Sebastian is that good old Florida well water, loaded with smelly sulfites. You'll also know that a major project is going on that will hook the dropzone and surrounding businesses to city water. Last week, the mork crews cut a major phone cable and knocked out the lines to the DZ and to The Drop Shop. took all day to get it repaired. Well, they did it again! This time the phone lines to the store and the DZ are fine, but they got the lines to the server that handles our web page and email. Needless to say Da Bytch is not happy without internet access. Word it it will be back "any minute now"... Of course, no one defined what they mean by a "minute". So if you're trying to reach Lisa for dropzone.com matters, personal or even business, be patient. Patience My Ass, I Wanna Kill Something!"
  23. Wizardry for the old Apple //e. Took me a while to finish the game, and the followon (Knight of Diamonds?) rocked, too. Had a loose leaf binder with my characters, their spells, armor, etc. Really was into it ;even after I completed the missions it was fun to try it with a different party. Faster horses, younger women, older whiskey, more money. Why do they call it "Tourist Season" if we can't shoot them?
  24. .eeneR, yadhtriB yppaH .erom evah uoy yaM Faster horses, younger women, older whiskey, more money. Why do they call it "Tourist Season" if we can't shoot them?
  25. Nearest DZ is SoBe? What the heck are you drinking? Deland is 18 miles down the road from Embry-Riddle, and Titusville, Sebastian and Lake Wales are all closer to Daytona than SoBe and certainly faster drives. Deland is also the home dropzone for the E-R skydiving club. Faster horses, younger women, older whiskey, more money. Why do they call it "Tourist Season" if we can't shoot them?