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Slapieme: I am thinking about driving across town to beat the hell outta your ass. Shut the Fuck Up! ...Ow..Ouch!........Hey Mom! I didnt say it Limp Bizkit did!!! Dang it, now I have to call my gangsters to go and do it cause I am on the phone now. Skydive~Friends~Happiness AirAnn www.AirAnn.com

Right on Mountain. It just never gets any easier on what to say. Newbie Hon: It is never one thing. It is always 100 things that cause an accident. When I had my accident- I thought about what went wrong so much - I traced it all the way back to pull time, to the morning I got up, and back to the day I was born. So, these things we learn from but we do not dwell on. I love you ALL, Ann Skydive~Friends~Happiness AirAnn www.AirAnn.com

Hardy, har.... dysfunctional family. Dont make me come over there and slap you boyz!! It is all good.......... I hear you 2-cessna. I take for granted that I jump Otters all the time. Rare, very rare a Cessna....... like I have one Cessna jump. 1 in 298 or something like that. Then I a jump otta the Point Break plane, who most will say is a dog. But it was fine ass fine when I left it. Skydive~Friends~Happiness AirAnn www.AirAnn.com

SkyMedic........ You want her IM name????? Gimme 5 bucks and you got it... no, 18 bucks = one jump. Skydive~Friends~Happiness AirAnn www.AirAnn.com

Do you want me to write a book on this subject .....er what? Try being a female freeflyer with actual skills. But anyway. You should not be having issues with other skydivers regarding your sport at all. If you are getting dis'ed for anything -whats up with that? I jump all over and I get the looks and I get the flack, but I am really proud of my shyt. I busted my ass getting to where I am now. (my leg too, but that is another story) I am going to freakin fly. I dont care who is around or what their body position is in the sky. I suggest this. If you are in a total RW DZ...... let the thing about fly with me go, just fly with yourself. If you want to jump with other freeflyers and learn anything visit another dz every once in a while and jump with them. Then jump your local DZ to brush up on your skills again - then go visit another DZ again. Likely, and I am guessing, that you are sitting and need some proxcemity work... for example if you are driving forward or backward- how you gonna know? You gotta jump with somebody. At your DZ is there a video person who can cut you a deal.. er.... jump with you to video your transitions to head down? You gotta have the video. Freeflyers are 3D flyers. There is a whole lot of vRW stuff to learn. You can do that on solos. I do a solo every first jump of the day. I get asked every single time I step foot on a DZ to jump with people. Is it because I am super nice? or stable? or just fun? I dont know, but I am friends with everyone, CReW, RW, vRW & everything inbetween. I do hybrid dives, cross countrys, SCR's and etc. Whatever you do dont cut out being friends with all flyers regardless of their flying position. And I believe they will do the same for you. They might not jump with you ........ but then again you never know. Skydive~Friends~Happiness AirAnn www.AirAnn.com

I am in...... AirAnn ........ really big on the back so my rig can cover it? What about my videos? You know it takes 8 freeflyers to screw in a light bulb. 7 to film it and one to do it. ....Hello? Skydive~Friends~Happiness AirAnn www.AirAnn.com

Ok, Ok...... No yelling Zenmeister! Didnt know YOU were a customer. Hell, at least you remember it ...er heard of it ... u 2 young! Skydive~Friends~Happiness AirAnn www.AirAnn.com

Last night...... Cyberskydive was watching the news here in Texas and I had gone into another room and came back. He was mumbeling about some newscasters we have here in Houston and he said, blah, blah,... some dude with sunglasses and blah, blah, ....this DUDE with SUNGLASSES ont the news here.... I am like uhumm... yeah, uhuh..... Then, he stared laughing his ass off about the Guy on TV with the freaking blue shades on! ... So Anyway... on and on he goes about the OLD DUDE WITH SHADES!! Finally, I looked over and its Channel 13 Eyewitness News. Then I busted up. He had been talking about Marvin Zindler. Guy has a gray wig and yeah, ...he has shades!! ...I forgot about him. He asked me what he does on the news and I told him .. old peoples report and the Resteraunt Rat & Roach Report. ....... We busted freakin up laughing, my damn sides are still sore. ... Cyber says everyone looks plastic on Channel 13 ..... YEAH, Marvin Zindler is about 100 yrs old and openly talks about his plastic surgeon and his surgeries... Marvin Zindler is a Texas Favorite he is way famous for being pretty damn funny. Plus, on Fridays he announces where the SLIME in the ICE Machines are. ... Mouse droppings in the food preparation area.... and Roaches.... yieeeummm... The "dude with shades" ... has a movie about him and his "reporting" ........its called THE BEST LITTLE WHORE HOUSE IN TEXAS. Starring Dolly Parton and Burt Reynolds. He was reporting a story back when he had some real hair and stumbled upon a "whore house". Everyone here knew about it. It was over by San Antonio, but on the Houston side. He reported it on tv and it was a big deal. The sheriffs and cops were involved and it was really big news. Shocking in fact. Anyway, they shut her down and made a movie. But Cyber going on and on about -some DUDE on TV with Shades- freaking busted me UP!! Houston, we have a problem....... Skydive~Friends~Happiness AirAnn www.AirAnn.com

OMG... AirAnn at the Boogie!! AirAnn leaves the comfort of her home state of Texas to go into the vast unknown to meet a bunch of skydivers she doesnt know. Yikes! Can I get a spotter.. Can I get a packer.. Can I get something for my sore throat.. Egads!! Cyber tells me that in Georgia nobody stops at flashing red lights..... Jeepers!! I have to leave my children!! I will leave Skeet and Flea Flyer and get a baby sitter. Cyber says I could take them ... but a Great Dane at 170 lbs in a little car? Flea fits in my back pack, but I cant take one without the other. Momma AirAnn is the one with the issues? Skydive~Friends~Happiness AirAnn www.AirAnn.com

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My phone line is jammed and my email packed....... AirAnn Skydivers Scantuary......................... & home for homeless animals....... From Skydive Houston.... Official Posting Hey all you jumpers out there... It's official, you can now come out and OD on some altitude, it's time to satisfy those withdrawal symptoms. The FAA has officially cleared us to jump starting right now as we are outside of class B airspace. The phones are ringing off the hook with people wanting to come out tomorrow, I say let's start today. Yahoo! See you soon. Kindest regards Andre Skydive~Friends~Happiness AirAnn www.AirAnn.com

....... I recently have been learning to sit fly, which is more fun than I ever thought humanly possible....... Yikes! Head towards AirAnn!! I will film you and we go from there!!. Your sit in vRW is the same as your stable belly in RW. I spent a ton of time on my sit and stand. Then, I was asked on big ways, and I've been on them ever since, till I broke stuff in my leg. {I have 2 cameras and 2 camera helments.} Not yet Sister!! My 100th was an Eleven Way Sit -a campfire we call them- around AirAnn. One of the best skydives ever- Sunset load. I dont think I came down for days. The only girl, of course. If you want some coaching I will happily do that for any novice skydiver. That is what I am all about anyway. The new website will have info related to "frequently asked questions" that nobody will ask anybody else but me. I am ultra non-threatening like that. Besides, I had nobody to ask stupid questions to. -Except Ramone & Levin, the Sky Gods. Levin lived here all summer. I was forced to watch his videos every evening. {LOL} Eh, I accidently watched them. That dude is way hot in the Air. See the little picture of me, well.. that is Levin behind me headdown. Same thing with Ramon, Trey and Wayne. My bestest buddies in the whole wild world. Now, about that school thing... My best friend moved up by Dallas and is completing his degree. It is a good thing to have. When I look back now, I have 3/4 of a degree, I wish I would have just freaking finished. Classes on Tuesdays and Thursdays.... er something. Skydive all you want when you have the money. Skydiving is way more fun when you dont have to worry about stuff. Later on in life trust funds run out, parents cut you off and you become an age by where you are suposed to be taking care of yourself and your own affairs. This is a good thing. (I guess...-NOT) But most people are not as fortunate. I do love my house, and I did invest properly and then snagged it, everything in life takes its own time. One thing- skydiving will be there for you. But, I like it as MY -thing that I do-, not my job. Yeah, I have to work and then clean a freakin pool and mow the yard. But it is an accomplishment, just something for me. With 3/4 of a degree, I do ok. But it could be better. I could be ordering a new canopy, scheduling some events in other states. Getting bad ass coaching from some really big time guys for myself, that would be awesome. My Ariel Education is far from over. Flea Flyer has yet to jump. I broke stuff in my leg, you remember, so his Ariel Education came to a grinding halt, as well as mine. You never stop learning in this sport. I have yet to have the same jump twice. Changing a bunch of stuff may not make you happy. I found out that my happiness was right in front of me the whole time, after I searched years for it. Being myself and not trying on others lifestyles worked for ME. However, I tried to be like everyone else I could not pull it off. I do wish I could have a skydiving career. However, I think that a philantripist (spelling??) kinda deal is for me. I just get a hugeorama kick outta helping other people. It has always been that way. So why fight it. I am devoting my web site to that. Not just pictures of me and my friends. But those will still be there--- Cuz I love my friends. All I have to say about that school thing is... I will help you all you want in what you dial in on regarding your thought process, at the moment. But this is a road only you can go down. This is not up for voting in DropZone.com. Its all you Babe. But, I can tell you from personal experience, trust funds and my Daddy's wallet can get all messed up later on, especially when a stepmother shows up. And packing can screw up a manicure in a second. LOL Shooting video is great, but better if the pressure is off. I know a guy who started shooting video and forgot to turn on his camera on ONE tandem. His life was beyond repair for a week. It took me all weekend to get a half ass smile from my buddy. He took it hard. Now, he shoots whatever - whenever. Awesome dude, really awesome guy. I call him "Take my Picture". His smile is fantastic, lights up the whole hangar. Nothing worth having is really easy. My friend says on the days that you make the most money at a DZ... are the days in which you want to jump the most and can not -because you are working. Be totally grateful for whatcha got and add spice in here and there, but get your degree. I will support what you decide. Go Girl!! But be smart like you already are. Skydive~Friends~Happiness AirAnn www.AirAnn.com

My AirAnn files were wiped out by the virus. The site... I had to get taken down because all my passwords were known by this hacker person with the virus. (I know -almost- who it is) I could tell every one ~ every thing, but my department of defense would YELL bloody murder .... I would be broadcasting every detail the "alleged person" would need to attack AirAnn again. There have been safety meetings regarding that whole freaking mess. I lost my whole C drive, addresses, jpegs, everything due to the Wreck Dot crap. That is why I came back to.... MY PLACE...... DROPZONE.COM. Where everyone in Mr Rogers Neighborhood is NICE. They also know that I am a very coolio person. Unlike.. Wreck Dot... whereby I was flamed, threatened, screamed at in there and also upon arriving at a DZ over bullshyt in Wreck Dot. I think there are persons in here who can tell you that I am OK. ...............And that is all I have to say about at............................. Skydive~Friends~Happiness AirAnn www.AirAnn.com

Girlfriend!! There you are! Watch yourself in here :) some of my friends will be a buggin you from now on with that picture. LOL And I TOTALLY love my Skybaby shirt, justa bout wore it out already. I need another one. I would send you the money for one but I cant pay the postage!! By the way..... the GUYS love a girl in a Skybaby shirt. Y I K E S ! ! ! Thanks to GWears -as an AirAnn sponsor-, I am able to cover part of my skinny body so skydivers wont throw up as much when they see me. Skybaby shirts - Skydivers adore Like um the best when they are on the floor. And the Boogie shirt too, is bad ass keen Lookin the best on a FreeFly queen. Ok, need more coffee................. I love you, Shel. You are my bestus buddie! You GO GIRL!! Skydive~Friends~Happiness AirAnn www.AirAnn.com

Shalpme!!! Yu 2 funie ! Oh, yeah there is more.... video that is........ And another thing... thats the last time I wear a little short dress to a bar full of skydivers. Oops... I said I was in a dress. Bad ass skydiver chik wears dress! Skydive~Friends~Happiness AirAnn www.AirAnn.com

Doh!!! Pulled reserve Monday night to get a repack. Now I need cypress batteries! Yikes. New sign: Skydivers Unite! Pitch in to get my rig back! LOL Riggers Save Lives. Ask me I know..... Spinning mal, break line over- I couldnt get the toggle down, line twists, cyntrifigual force was with me so bad I couldnt get my left arm back up to get at the pull handles, I could see the horizon over my canopy spin. I was new to that DZ at the time, JM thought I was spiraling down in the wrong place, so he watched me, I cutaway and I followed main & free bag down. I didnt know what a free bag was. Just something falling besides my main. I also did not know my handles would go away! I would have done the same thing now that I know. I had my hands full anyway. The JM met me on the giant field beside my main. Yohaun & the DZ van came instantly. -Jump 118, March 12, 2001, Waller, Tx. Skydive Houston ~ 1-800-JumpOut Back at the DZ, I was met at the FRONT DOOR by the DZM- Andre, he handed me a rig and basically said, the Otter is waiting - you want to go? They held the sunset load for me. ...Bam, I was on the next load. After that awesome skydive- I called the first persons I thought of when I saw what I had & before I cutaway. My AFP instructors at Spaceland. It turns out... I heard every word they said. Skydive~Friends~Happiness AirAnn www.AirAnn.com

Too funny....... This is Snappy's dungeon, it is a bar called KC's. He had been buggin me to show up someplace to meet me. Well, since Cyber was here, I figured I was safe ... NOT. The first time we met there- our hero, passed totally out at the table. That would be the time in which I thought.... shoulda had one of my cameras... dang it. 2nd time I remembered. I think I will carry it with me from now on. You might see some small weirdness, but that was my PC7. There is no way I am taking my TRV-11 in a bar. So it isnt you. But my PC7 is a sentimental favorite. It used to be my best friends camera, Levin's. Yep, he swooped the pond with it on. I love that guy. Levin got me the coolest program when my leg was all broken to play with. But Cyber just put in the extra ports and fired it up so LOOK OUT from now on. Super Cyber photo evidence to follow. As well as, AirAnn's Freeflying videos. ssssssyyyyeeeeeeaaaaaaaaahhhhhhh!! Skydive~Friends~Happiness AirAnn www.AirAnn.com

Eh... I am thinking of my friends out there without jobs. Can anybody out there float a loan to my friend who has an Otter payment due? How about that one!! ......And I was just worried cause I cant get a job right now and pay for my shyt...... but I will be dang gum it if my dogs starve.... or my skydiver friends either.... I will get me a sign that says ... Dead ass broke Corporate America Girl has Great Dane- Skeet & Toy Terrier- Flea Flyer Tiny Kitten and Skydiver Friends to feed. I swear I will eat last. .... Take my resume.... Skydive~Friends~Happiness AirAnn www.AirAnn.com

I have been to our DZ's alot since the thing. Please ................just go out, dont call. Take a bag of sandwinches. Take a Pot roast. Take a buncha donuts. Just take your smiley happy ass out there and tell some jokes. Dont say anything about the 'thing". Or when can we fly. Can you show you care? I can quit eating my dog's food for a day. I am SO FAT anyway. Please go OUT of your little house and say HELLO!! Get your rig checked - get a reserve packed. Ask them to fix something - mess it up before you go. Make some pull up cords inside a cupcake. Better tell them there is suprise inside first, hehe. Make dome red, white and blue pull up dords from ribbon. Make a tip jar. CAN WE ALL JUST ...THINK OF SOMETHING........... If they are not home leave a Sympathy card. Or a Thinking of you card. I am making this up right now..... HELP ME ! ! ! Skydive~Friends~Happiness AirAnn www.AirAnn.com

Hey, my brother... If you really want to know, send me an email. But as a general student film there are a thousand different things. It is difficult to zero in on a topic in skydiving. Levin did a speech on swooping, with visuals. Therein, he could have done a thousand specific details. You could go back to the DeVinci design of a parachute. Geronimo has a parachute history dealio you could use for research. AirAnn has a split personality: HOWEVER, the whole thing behind AirAnn the "supporter/promoter" is to support women skydivers. Get the word out about skydiving for women. It is a little different for women as compared to men. Sure, there is the adrenline thing. But its so much more. Ann the person who is serious, got herself as AirAnn the Happy will talk your ear off about womens skydiving- sponsored by Moving Comfort, a company owned by women when she had around 80 jumps. That is for running clothing. (more sponsors coming soon) Yeah, its a real big deal. Go see Dead Mike, talk to him. He can lead you in the right direction. He is a good man and a friend of mine. Also a film maker. I also have two other close friends. A producer and a director. (Different companies, but whuffos) Skydive~Friends~Happiness AirAnn www.AirAnn.com

Then the cyber citten musta done it. ---The littlest walks on the keyboard. At this one job, I had in a former life , we blamed everything on the cleaning people. Well, I had to blast outta here last night to go to the DZ before dark, (no jumping-rig repack) and it took so long .... I hit every button... I did that on my mobile phone ... now its a rotary dial. I did that on my dish tv remote, vcr remote, tv remote, stereo remote and now you gotta get up and push all the buttons. I did that on my programmable house thermostat -now I gotta check it everyday. When the time changed last April, my clock in my car was wrong -after that. I need to take it to the dealership, I guess. Lookee.... My happy ass is totally back! Thank you for noting the obvious, Paula. ......btw.. I think you are the most awesomest RW girlfriend that I know. Plus, you are on my short list of good buddies. Since my no air canopy crater, I know exactly who they are. Thank you for all that you do for me. And Slappie... I have actual PC7 evidence of your happy ass doing the cornholio thing. So, watch yourself buckeroo! YOU, touching my ass, thats nothing... My ass is famous. Everybody knows that. Scotty Carbone has made my ass famous. YOU only touched it. I guess, I totally dont remember that? Scotty has the super secret ass hug. He hugs me when I get to the DZ, (he is my non biological father, he takes care of me.. he keeps the jerks away from me). Scotty hugs me and pins my arms down... pulls my boxers down revealing the thong, slaps my cheerful cheek and checks it for his hand print.... then he has to make the cheerful cheeks match.... Go figure! Unkle Scotty, jeepers!! THATS how my ass got famous. Besides the fact- that I am the worlds greatest skydiver for all YOU know. AND, in addition, I can land my canopy now! Thank you! Skydive~Friends~Happiness AirAnn www.AirAnn.com

Dude, I am not even going there... But its a common mistake. "and behold, a pale horse, and he who sat on it, his name was death"-Revelations FYI: Also, in Tombstone, the movie. Yeah, I am a total addict, I am hooked on phonics, and being silly and messin with you every once in a while. Hey, its a hobby. Gone to dz.............. Skydive~Friends~Happiness AirAnn www.AirAnn.com

Dude, I am not even going there... But its a common mistake. "and behold, a pale horse, and he who sat on it, his name was death"-Revelations FYI: Also, in Tombstone, the movie. Yeah, I am a total addict, I am hooked on phonics, and being silly and messin with you every once in a while. Hey, its a hobby. Gone to dz.............. Skydive~Friends~Happiness AirAnn www.AirAnn.com

Dude, I am not even going there... But its a common mistake. "and behold, a pale horse, and he who sat on it, his name was death"-Revelations FYI: Also, in Tombstone, the movie. Yeah, I am a total addict, I am hooked on phonics, and being silly and messin with you every once in a while. Hey, its a hobby. Gone to dz.............. Skydive~Friends~Happiness AirAnn www.AirAnn.com

snip from another post < how did I get to be Cornholio> you dumb ass!! You used to have the Fat Bastard quote in your signature. ......I have pieces of corn in my crap bigger than you.... The next logical thought pattern is to call you Cornholio..... jeeze.... arent ANY of YOU crazie thinkers like me. ???? I call everyone somehing different, not mean-like, its just how I can remember everyone form everyone else. However, cant think of another name for Zennie. Huh! Nappy is easy... Snappy, SlapMe, Crappy, etc. ....all day long.... Best quote I have heard in a long time is this one:::: "I dont need self esteem boosts ... that is what liquor is for" Skydive~Friends~Happiness AirAnn www.AirAnn.com