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Q: What happens in a cloud? A: If you breath too much you will drown. Q: Do you ever throw up? A: Not in my helmet. Q: What about when its raining? A: Well, it hurts a little more because you are landing on the pointy ends of the rain drops. Upon reaching altitude: Q: What is that smell? A: The smell of fear. Q#2Re: Clouds Can you see through them? A: You can look up and see where you punched a whole in it. I like to make an X. It looks nice. On my cutaway: Q: Did you save your handles? A: What handles? Hell no, I was desparately trying to save my worthless hide. And where is my darn T-Shirt? Q: (Whuffo) Why did you get all your gear on before you knew wheather or not your rig was packed? (On

Well, I for one am totally shocked. What is this freedom of information act or something? I do not eat at these establishments. However, I know there is "unidentified stuff" in my some of my food. But I dont want the list read to me, especially while Im eating. I will become bulimic or anorexic or dyslexic or something. What if the dyslexia kicks in and I am giving the count!! It will be ready set go and we jump back into the plane. Oh, I can see this is going to be a big mess. Clear Blue and Extra Alt, AirAnn http://www.AirAnn.com

That cyberdude, IF that is his real name. I question the man, watch him closely, he is tricky, even periodically indicating he may or may not have fleeting moments of quazi-intelligence... But Jim! Its hard to tell, the tricorder is going nutz... Oh, sorry, I am back. What, nobody found me a BF yet! You suk. Clear Blue and Extra Alt, AirAnn http://www.AirAnn.com

Freemind, freesky, freebeer, freefly>>>Haro: I LOVE THAT. Anyway, because of your low exit alt. Be careful freeflying is a much shorter skydive so be alt aware. Come on over and jump with me, I am in Houston Texas, you can find it. And everybody knows me, so no worries. My roommate can coach you for like nothing for your special circumstances and cause I told him to. He is like my kid. I love him. He runs the gear store at the most fantastic Skydiving Resort that I go to. Also you can find him at flyvertical.com ask him anything about anything and he will get your answer. (He is too young for my boyfriend) Ratz. Clear Blue and Extra Alt, AirAnn http://www.AirAnn.com

Hi there typoon rider! Welcome to our little corner of the web. Are there at least a sucker hole or two or are we talking black skies and sea sickness? Glad when you get your feet back on solid ground, then only to take off to SKYDIVE!!! COME SEE ME IN HOUSTON! Clear Blue and Extra Alt, AirAnn http://www.AirAnn.com

{{{Freaksis:Welcome to the lair of the freefall addicts, my son. I am your high priestess, and these are your fellow acolytes. We are worthy of your praise and look favorably upon you for you proper show of respect. Welcome to our cult, we embrace thee.}}}} Hoping this one comes to the DarkSide. I had 2 of my brothers show up in RW suits the other day and I about fainted. (Disclaimer: Nothing wrong with RW) Anyway, they looked so different!! I told them: Once you freefly you can not deny and return to the belly fly! Anyway they were messing with me, doing a RW for fun. Thats cool. Maybe I will do that one jump. Nah. Congradulations on getting hit by the Big Air Bug. Lookee at some skydiving pictures: http://airann.com And come and jump me, I mean with me. Clear Blue and Extra Alt, AirAnn http://www.AirAnn.com

Ok, so Cyber is really my super hero. He designed and sponsored my web page. AT:>> http.www.airann.com But wont allow me to fudge it up by allowing me access to his work. It is a conspiracy to keep me dependent on him for life. Its because he loves me so much, he wants to dominate me, I mean my website. He must have heard about my current status of SINGLE. Damn shame, But my buddies will fix me up with someone soon I am sure. Note: A freeflyer preferably, about 6 ft tall, stable in his life, cute and sexy, honest and trustworthy. Intelligent. Professionally employed, can expertly predict the stock market and my dog (Great Dane) must like you. Have experience cleaning and maintaining swimming pool and jacuzzi and can mow yard if properly motovated. I like steaks medium rare and BBQ out by the pool, I will cook the rest, and a special wine or drink to relax after a long day of skydiving. Then slip quietly into my jacuzzi to ease the muscles of hard openings and etc. Loving caring sensative and warm, talkative, creative and spontaneous are essential. I like to be taken care of but I am self sufficent and dont need to be, I carry my own gear, thank you. And even sling it into the back of my SUV without trouble. Except in the low back region. I am tuff enuff and am the worlds greatest skydiver, as far as you know. So now that these requirements leave out all of you people. I am back to figuring out how to have a great time by myself that doesnt include a industrial size package of batteries. If any of you have seen this man, please send last know quardinates. Clear Blue and Extra Alt, AirAnn http://www.AirAnn.com

Cyber is a funny gas Cyber is smart ass Cyber makes a tart Web site fart Me: I am the greatest skydiver in the Universe, as far as you know. Clear Blue and Extra Alt, AirAnn http://www.AirAnn.com

I am in!!! Have always wanted to go there. In 2 years I could likely afford the tickets. Clear Blue and Extra Alt, AirAnn http://www.AirAnn.com

I drink black tar coffee with sugar and Hazelnut creamer. I toss back an anti-depressant, which doesnt work, and I am off to where ever. I get up around 7 but I officially dont wake up till around 10:00. No matter where I am. Clear Blue and Extra Alt, AirAnn http://www.AirAnn.com

The Houston Happy Hour is at the Outback Pub off Richmond and something, Hillcroft maybe. Behind Sam's Boat, sorta. The Happy Hour on the Forum is I think 9:00 our time? CST? Correct me if I am wrong! Clear Blue and Extra Alt, AirAnn http://www.AirAnn.com

Dan, I thought you would still be all tired and hung over from the boogie that I MISSED. Ratz. I am so there next time. Anyway, I wound up in Dallas. Clear Blue and Extra Alt, AirAnn http://www.AirAnn.com

Ok, Dan!!! Whats a skydiver without a girlfriend? Homeless. Clear Blue and Extra Alt, AirAnn http://www.AirAnn.com

Thats great!!! I have an exit shot on my web page of my first one and it was perfect. Excellent spin then recovery only to stare at each other for a while then continue the skydive. Yeah! Clear Blue and Extra Alt, AirAnn http://www.AirAnn.com

Dude, wish it were another night. That is skydivers night at the real pub in Houston. (Outback Pub, Richmond Ave) Clear Blue and Extra Alt, AirAnn http://www.AirAnn.com

I heard about that, I thought he was going for 400 and I was having trouble with the math on that one! Hell, If I would have known eariler I would have gone there instead of Dallas. Not that there is anything wrong with Dallas, I would have liked to have seen that, or part of it. Clear Blue and Extra Alt, AirAnn http://www.AirAnn.com

Zen: I knew you were a flamer. But I didnt think you wanted everyone to know. Keep your dresses and pumps in the closet! LOL (Disclaimer: Not that there is anything wrong with that!) Clear Blue and Extra Alt, AirAnn http://www.AirAnn.com

I am creating a link page for all the lovely lady skydivers out there. Go to my site and click links and add your site. Then add mine to yours and we can have a giant hook up for us all to see. In the future it will be a place to get news and share news relating to our world, accomplishments and etc. I have a freeflyers spot on links, as well as, RW. Anybody with a worthwhile link should add theirs here at my spot. Ps: this doesnt exclude you guys from linking up! As soon as that is done, I will rework the page a little to get some feedback room and maybe a forum spot. Who knows. Clear Blue and Extra Alt, AirAnn http://www.AirAnn.com

I have done observation rides in our Super Otter. It is amazing. We are going straight down. And we make it before the last person who jumped has landed. Incredible ride. Clear Blue and Extra Alt, AirAnn http://www.AirAnn.com

Ok, Zen, there you go again, where do you find these things? Mo Better, how do you have the time? I think you need a Great Dane like Skeet. Bob & Skeet have been terrorizing my house all week. It has been fun. Oh shyt, a certain roommate, who will remain nameless, starts with an L, is in huge trouble. Scared me to death. Yeah, Friday Freak AirAnn out day. Tell you later, but he had his reserve repacked last night. He is fine. But I am NOT. No way I am watching the video. And another thing too, student level 2, broken ankle, flared way too high. First time I have ever seen an ambulance at the DZ, sitting right in the middle of the run way. I was asking S. "Dont they know we are on a 10 minute call here?" LOL, I told S. he could likely take off just before he got to the ambulance on the run way but he decided to wait. I though at least we could salute the guy by buzzin him. Ya think? Clear Blue and Extra Alt, AirAnn http://www.AirAnn.com

Skydiving Slipstream Swing - Bored with the swan dive? Take a whirl with Olav Zipser. by Martin F. Curry ONCE YOU'VE peeled your fingers off the fuselage, plummeting earthward at 120 miles per hour would seem to be as easy as falling off the proverbial log. Well, it's not, as any sky diver worth his or her weight in ripstop nylon will tell you. Owing to the endless earthbound rehearsals and complex logistics required to pull off precision geometric formations such as "the cat-diamond," competitive formation sky divers cope with a level of peer pressure that can quickly sap the joy out of dropping through the slipstream. "Formation sky divers yell at you if you're out of position," says Tony Uragallo, a jumpsuit maker based in Zephyrhills, Florida. For this and other reasons, as many as 5,000 of the U.S. Parachute Association's 34,000 members now devote themselves to "freeflying," a more convivial style of falling in which participants stand at attention, flip head-down, and attempt complicated swing-dance-inspired gyrations with names like "the Spock" and "the Ferris Wheel." Suffice to say, it ain't as easy as it looks—it can take hundreds of jumps to do a perfect corkscrew head-down. But new sky divers, often excluded altogether from conventional free-fall teams (known as "formation loads"), are jumping right in. "With belly-flying, you're often left out in the cold," says Dave Starr, a sales rep with Square One Parachutes. "But with a couple of pointers in freeflying, you're actually out there entertaining yourself." So, looking for a dance instructor? Meet Olav Zipser. He's only 35 and yet he's considered the father of freeflying. Zipser, who owns the First School of Modern Sky Flying in Pahokee, Florida, and who coined the term freeflying in 1986, is such a true believer he's taken to hosting the Space Games World Championships in Pahokee (May 23 to June 4), where human missiles from as far away as New Zealand come to bust some serious aerial moves. "With simple muscle variations," he says with the fervor of a prophet, "you can direct yourself all over the sky." I.e. there's more to life than the missionary position. Clear Blue and Extra Alt, AirAnn http://www.AirAnn.com

Hey, I need a job as well! But I am in Administration and Management. Boring. Zennie: Look at my Link page under General Skydiving. Funny stuff, I stuck there. Go now Grasshopper! http://www.airann.com Clear Blue and Extra Alt, AirAnn http://www.AirAnn.com

I think you mean LIMES, and salt, of course. Clear Blue and Extra Alt, AirAnn http://www.AirAnn.com

Oh, yeah? Could you have called a person so I could run out and jump as well? Noooooo, So now your rubbin it it about good jumps likely because there is no photo evidence of said jump. Speakin of: I have my eye on a PC5 of my very own. Cant wait till tax refund gets here. Speaking of... Chris is going to jump with me somewhere tommrow at 3pm, I have his rig. Levin just put mini risers on it. And suposed to jump w/Sean, as well. However, we may have weather weirdness. Sunday Spaceland. My most favorite DZ. And Excellent weather forcast!! Clear Blue and Extra Alt, AirAnn http://www.AirAnn.com