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Levin Jackson wrote all of this SHYT..... I did not and would not......... come on you guys!!!!!! Cant you tell - - - - you know me .....(Paula shut up) ... I do not have a 3rd boobie... and am not in the casual habit of discussing my aerodynamic status in public forums. GOOD LORD WHEN IS SPRING BREAK OVER...??? j/kidding... I will KILL Levin, or get him back very seriously.... Ann ~ www.AirAnn.com

WHERE IS HEAD FREAKING HONCHO !!!!! EMERGENCY -- 911 I DID NOT WRITE THIS SHYT........... Levin is in town and I left my login name in this computer! Ann ~ www.AirAnn.com

Now what can we do with 2 penis' and 3 boobies? Sounds kinky Ann ~ www.AirAnn.com

Is this a Boobie Boogie? If so I'll be there in 3's!!! Body and Boobie shots after the beer light comes on!!! Ann ~ www.AirAnn.com

What I really want is a certain person to come grope_ them. If not then Paula you can play with me and Dan. Then Dan will really be seeing 6. Ann ~ www.AirAnn.com

I might be too. I got ALL 3 pierced today. Pictures forthcoming!!! Ann ~ www.AirAnn.com

What I REALLY need is a Freaksis with 3 hands. Ann ~ www.AirAnn.com

Skymedic...you animal you...you made my nipples hard Ann ~ www.AirAnn.com

I have 3 boobies. does that make me weird? Ann ~ www.AirAnn.com

She sure is.! Going to do the rigging school thing and seems like she wants to be a Golden Knight. I think she has visions of her on her skyboard in somekind of Hybrid Golden Knight thing. LOL, just jokin, but I wouldnt put it past her. Ann ~ www.AirAnn.com

I hate hearing this.. stuff. Damn... at least one of us will know people involved in this. Everyone of us in here have the Kevin Bacon thing going on. We can all be traced back to someone knowing someone, who knows someone. Thats why we are hit hard by loses. My buddy is headed for the golden knight team, if all goes as planned. Brittany- is in basic training now. Ann ~ www.AirAnn.com

vRW record would be a cinch to do anyday at Spaceland. IMHO however, my .01 cents worth... I question the rules (whatever they are, Tx or Calif ) for a vRW jump record. have one just be- Largest Campfire. That would be your safest dive. Last year in March, we did a 13 way campfire at sunset. Put together by Misfit in about 30 minutes... on that particular day we did have a few San Marcus FFers in town, but we have the numbers of FFers here now. (the dive happend to be my 100th) ... since then the amount of freeflyers in Houston has easily tripled and shows no sign of slowing down -ever. Ann ~ www.AirAnn.com

Scottish John... you arent writing from Jail are ya? Are you in there with Slappie?... (his next excuse for not skydiving) LOL, your picture ... is it your DMV pic? That would be about the right size however... ...j/kidding...... Ann ~ www.AirAnn.com

He has been sleeping with it - ever since he got it. Dude, was so twisted over the jumps he couldnt sleep and get this he re-cleaned the guest bath after I did, that never happens. Also, he was so messed up over the FX yesterday he did wierd shyt with his camera... (2 cases of beer) like leavin it on and I got hear all the bad shyt everyone said about me. Then he misses his landing, ..Ramon?... when has that ever happend, never.. I am thinkin, he likes the FX and will continue to sleep with it. Until such time, as something better comes along and then meet certain high standards, of course. (In his spare time ..he has brainwashed Flea Fyer -my dog .!! ) Oh, the Joys of having Levin home... Ann ~ www.AirAnn.com

I saw the video, Slappie... Apparently yes... you were airborne.. But , ..... we shall see... I was watchin Levin's Cat OSCAR, who is not fat... but having kittens again... erg.. and some other stuff. Was suposed to jump with Stevie... If I wouldnt have started out late yesterday Zipster would likely have made the tube jump with me. Later, maybe this afternoon, I jump... Ann ~ www.AirAnn.com

I am just saying if guy with 150 jumps on camera had been involved in a issue with lines on his helmet. He would have had to get out of 2 chin straps -one of which is semi weird in the first place. IMHO Like you are in the army and your life depends on getting your gun put back together. They practice this in the army, I think - put it together -time. Take it apart -time. Now do it in the dark. Jan did get out of her helmet. But I think it was not in time. Now they have memorial boogies. And she was one of the all time best. Ann ~ www.AirAnn.com

I have done this 100 times already... It wound up having to do with Self Esteem, and some other stuff. Your are a door mat. You are convienient. You provide for him. ...what was it you got again, Oh yeah.. 2 times he told you he loved you with the aid of drugs.... Heh.. I am thinkin that doesnt count ... Not for anything worthwild, anyway. (did you say 2 yrs?) I am really hoping you are a skydiver at this point! Start thinking how cool you can re-fix up your apmt for yourself happiness after he is OUT.. think of all the stuff you can do when you can not worry about him anymore, you should have tons of time when those thoughts are gone. ... Reroute thoughts to concentrate on you only. Nobody else.. You are the ONE. You jump from airpanes Right? This should be easy.. Same thing, 1st jump= scared, unsure of what will happen, thinking you will feel like you are falling and be out of control and die. Nope. Everything was great... Cut away from (maybe/maybe not) true love=... scared, unsure of what will happen, thinking you will be out of control and die. Same thing... not what you expect... it is going to be what you make it. YOU make it ok. YOU make it alright. Definately get a cat or dog. And get a cudley one. I have 3 dogs and the lap dog turns out to be the Great Dane, yeah... it is he who sits in lap. So the world is a freaky place. There are those who would love you SO MUCH more than that. Going for take out- you find him 3.5 hrs later at the bar. Not what he said he was going to do. He forgot where he was going or what? What did you do eat a sandwinch? Sister girl - this is unexceptable behavior. You are carring so much dead weight it is pathetic. Believe me I have done this a million times. Think of a plane in a nose dive with too much baggage. Get your chin UP. and get out of the dive. Make a life for your self by which you only see the clouds NOT what is beneath you. The hardest part is the initiation of the deal. If you dont know how to do this. Ask a close friend to get him out, then change the locks. Do not go to where he is. Avoid those places. Switch dz'z for a while and dont call him. Cut fully away and grieve for 5 minutes and walk the dog. Listen to Allenis Morriset, or Melissa Ethredge - (sp?) for a while and scream to the music. And get MAD. Baby steps... but first get him out of your life. Concentrate on NOT what would have been cool, cause it is NOT there. Think about what will be cool with Mr Next. You are already one of the coolest girls on the planet cause you skydive. If you are not a skydiver, become one. This will fix everything. Cause if you can jump out of an airplane, you can do anything. Ann ~ www.AirAnn.com

(This thread concerns everyone with a helmet with a strap, IMHO) I am in the hangar ---waiting on a load, ...how ya been? How is work? Weather is good/bad, .. his helmet or mine.. ......I asked him has he figured a way outta his helmet yet? .. He hesitated and said ...Well... um yeah, and he looked kinda funny.. like he never really thought about any of it... so I told him somethin... and we both felt alot better,..

I rely on my eyes, alti and ProTrack. I get weird about 4500. My first warning is at 4100, then 3500 then 2800. This may help beginner FFers, I put my alt on at an angle. I developed this at the begining of 2001 when I was just learning. That way when I was learning to sit I did not have to move my hand position hardly at all. Just my thumb. I put it on reguarly. I have to loop it over 3 fingers, then slide it over to the inside of my wrist just under my thumb. And it doesnt get blown off. Compensate for your Look if you start turning. But you will learn to do this really quick. Ann ~ www.AirAnn.com

While Levin is in for Spring Break any women wanting to spend the night with him - - - - - - Let me know, slot+pack (Per night) If candlelight dinner by pool is desired with Skyy Beer- 2slots+pack Payable to AirAnn's Bed and Coffee/Diet Coke or Skydivers Santuary Ann ~ www.AirAnn.com

There was zero action last night, it rained a little. Doh! But - No prob ... I can wait ... he.. ha..ha....he.... So get this, I do a little investigative reporting and find out OMG, I am surrounded.! Aparently, these persons have a _small community_ and they know each other from the forum or track each weekend..... The have a giant forum and srceen names and moderators and meet up and say-- Hey! I am GTracer22, I am GTX, or I am Mexican_Speed. and even a SappieSap!! Oh yeah... I know you from the forums!! (Smile, Gag, Wink.. Wink...) Yeah, Its like .....unbelieveable.. They find out what part of town each lives in and meet up at the dz.. I mean track ..near them and then they recognize each other by their rig/jumpsuit.. oops .....freakin Car.!! Then, they have like sponsors and stuff, and you can get a DECAL for your helmet ..dang it ...CAR..! Interesting, Oh yeah... and naturally... my guy can be one of about 3 or 4 regular posters, in my direct specific vecinity ..... (profiles and a thread) Would'nt it freak me out if they had a thread over there about ME.!!! or Skeet.!!! - I mean.. Oh, Hell Yes... Lookit ..... this is a common hobby/problem, people chase dogs!! The caption on this picture Was..... I can out run 'my buddies' dog or something..... Evidence Heh, looks like to Me the dog is turning and looking back. It was like a damn parallel universe, over there. They even had an RSL like controversy going on. My main hobbyshop/dz is larries hobbys on 1-45 and 1960 and just hobbies in the woodlands. ...about two weeks and no show on buggy/new main, I am fumed. KillerClay is being a wuss, scared I am going to kick his rearend at the track/dz. Ann ~ www.AirAnn.com

Ah ha!!! I think someone is home.......down there.... heh.... maybe Think that battlebot thing is a good idea, I start with an old chain saw. That sounds like fun. Wait i have an old skil saw, damn near killed me once, it promptly shorted out when I bought my house. Levin says: Pelet Gun???? What is that going to do ding his plastic car door???? LOL But, trouble is I am not a meanie. I couldnt even fire this girl after she stole a computer in front of two witnesses. Yeah, I decided to wait till she had enuff rope to hang herself. Uh ok... Then, I decided to wait till she grew enuff cotton to make the rope. I like the paint idea, but the little dog from down the street may get in it. (the Jack Russell Terrier I am going to dye black and keep. -If the kid drags the dog home by the foot ONE more time). I cant help it if my Guys are good looking. I like the remote car in the pool idea... The pool is just a few yards from the fence. I can dig a temp hole there to snag it with the fishing line net, drag it under and drop it in the pool- deep end. THEN if he wants it he has to walk around the house from the NW side..... THAT is Skeets Hop and DRoP place.!!!!, it is impossible to walk thru there unaware and not step in Great Dane Poop. Hell, I got ten bucks on that one. Right now, baby. But I would rather blow it up. Ya know, like they used to say about my landings........ Damn Ann!! Great landing - all you had to do -was catch on fire and blow up and it would have been perfect. ....I wish I could remember who said that. Ann ~ www.AirAnn.com

Lummyfish: ......Satan or Satan Jr.?? .... I forgot..... LOL Ann ~ www.AirAnn.com

There is this Dude down the street, by about 3 or 4 houses. He has an electric or remote controlled car. (He is about 34ish) He got tired of up and down the street with the remote car. He then chages to circles in the cul de sac repeatedly. I live at the end of the cul de sac. I have 2 lots. So does my nextdoor neighbor -The Vampire, (he works at night, I see him rarely) Skeet (Great Dane) eventually stops trying to go thru the front window pane and just barks semi quietly in his LazyBoy chair at the window. Skeet's view is all the way down the street and You cant miss a giant doggie in the window. He can see you - you can see him. After a while... Mr Remote Car is tired of that and Skeet wont bark anymore. NOW he is going up the Vampires driveway, across MY front lawn and down MY driveway and gone....... Oh NO, this blows Skeets mind and Flea Flyer is now barking. So, I get about enuff of this (daytime) and walk Skeet outside Look- there is nothing but the remote car coming thru occasionally. But, I give the guy way down there the Evil Eye. Well.... Heh, he goes inside. last night.....the guy is braver and braver. By now the Dude, has smoked crack or something.... He is bored with Skeet not barking at the window, so he comes even closer. I had to let Skeet out cause he was wiggin bad over the stupid car Zippin close by the window. And you can not get involved in that... or you will get hurt every time. The dog is big. So, Skeet goes outside and is cool until.......Mr Remote Car runs the car along the front fence. THEN Skeet chases it back and forth and barks adamantly and the ground on the other side of the fence. I already thought about letting Skeet just have the car. But, it would get ugly if Skeet got his mouth hurt by the wheels. SO...... Friday night Plans. .............. fishing line, numerous bungee sticks painted black, chicken wire - painted black. Giant nails and small board - painted black.....bottle rockets, cherry bombs, pelet gun, M16 or rocket launcher .....grease paint ....black pants, leather...., black shirt.... black cap, black high heels, wait scratch that... black shoes, or for quiet creeping... black socks...... black gaffers tape..... sheet of plastic, Pink paint from garage left by former owners. Thinkin this afternoon, cant skydive WAY too much wind..... I will sit and 1. knit a monofilament (fishing) line, boobie trap net. Paint that black too. Put it by fence.... Snag and drag car into pool from under the fence. 2. make a turtle trap... lay it on its side paint it black, the car wont be able to get out once it goes in. Put Skeet crap in trap....? I like that.... 3. Lay out plastic deep into grass -maybe dig a little trench and fill it with Pink house paint. Surround it with Bungee Sticks 4. While he tries to get airborne off a little bitty stick, his car is struck by giant nails. What if the nails were hooked up to electricity? 5. Build a flimsly little ramp innocently by my mailbox. Cover it with booby traps tie those to mail box... snag it and then blow it up. That would be cool at night. I pity the fool who messes with my kids. Window Crew Ann ~ www.AirAnn.com

No.... Surfin Cav, I like it.. Cool If there was a Surfin Air Cav - I would have been in the Army. Hey, I am jumping this weekend. SLand I know about the wind, I have backed in many times. Ann ~ www.AirAnn.com