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  1. Bytch Ann ~ www.AirAnn.com Owner of recent pictures of Levin in RW suit..
  2. Git the hell outta my way..... you OKie, ..... gimme that HooknSwoop..... he has gotta be good for something. Huh... He fixes my landings by giving me the squentee evil eye... or the famous head shake while looking at the ground... my fav! I dunno... maybe he was a dog in another lifetime.... I get along with dogs really well.... I am cool - like that. They dont have to say anything, I know what they are thinking. I remember him being one of the two usual suspects (JM's) who may have said, ... "Great landing ANN, all you had to do was CATCH ON FIRE and BLOW UP and it would have been PERFECT." Man I do need a Tshirt with that on it.... But then he is a rulz guy. I hate rulz. Did you break the rulz, Skycat?... is that why you gotta put him up for sale? I bet he wouldnt sign your log book, right? Ann ~ www.AirAnn.com Owner of recent pictures of Levin in RW suit..
  3. I thought I was suposed to be somewhere.... Ann ~ www.AirAnn.com Owner of recent pictures of Levin in RW suit..
  4. #1 I cant believe I am reading this right now....... and #2 I cant believe I ever agreed with Slappie either LOL, on the greedy DZO...... a funnie on a very serious issue. Please, re-think this, step out of your shoes and re-think this.... Ann ~ www.AirAnn.com Owner of recent pictures of Levin in RW suit..
  5. Snow- Its all good, .... I know Chris he has been to SLand quite a bit. He was on my 100th. Get those guys back to SLand - see about this weekend... weather permitting come and jump with us. Thanks for being honest and cool about everything regarding current ability, I admire that. I will jump with you and I will try to help you with video or whatever. Listen, when I started freeflying, I didnt have anyone to look to at my dropzone. Freeflyers are everywhere, now. Everyone of us has different abilities and experience. So, you can free flail around with me anytime. Truely, as long as folks know what you will attempt, you can jump with anyone. That is how you learn, vRW or RW. -Dude... the W stands for Work. We will work on it!!- Eric Boyd (EZ Eric) is a fine coach and he is at Sland every single day. You will have pre-jump brief, jumps laid out on paper for you and the (my fav) de-brief with tape. Erg...
  6. I thought it was funny, I was joking... you know.. like "she didnt say much" Ha ha? Ann ~ www.AirAnn.com Owner of recent pictures of Levin in RW suit..
  7. airann

    I Got Laid

    Good Lord..... he does it AGAIN..... Oh no! ... I have foiled your dasterdly plan to take over the population of women skydivers..!!! Ann ~ www.AirAnn.com Owner of recent pictures of Levin in RW suit..
  8. You broke your leg on your 2nd jump... Yikes.... Ok, time to get back to skydiving. ...... Right? Ann ~ www.AirAnn.com Owner of recent pictures of Levin in RW suit..
  9. Tami, you will love it. Jot down a couple of names for me. You had better be fixing a Sister up here. !!!!!!! Did I tell you that Skeet peed on Olav Zipster's head last night.?? Yeah, he walked right under Skeet .... I had to wash his head in the middle of the night - practically. (kids.!!) Flea Flyer did that when he was a puppy, also. Just once. I am hoping I dont get into trouble for naming him Olav ZipsTer. Hope that there is no trademark on that name or soundling or looking like that name. He is a puppy! And the best form of true admiration is having a black and white freeflying puppy named after you. Zipster -so far- has no issues about being carried around in a pocket and he is not afraid of anything.!! Oh lord... MY next Question..... Does your DZ allow dogs who skydive? Well, what if they are black and white and named after certain persons. ? Ann ~ www.AirAnn.com Owner of recent pictures of Levin in RW suit..
  10. airann

    I Got Laid

    Good lord... Paula where did you come from... That is just wrong... Did I mention that I have recent pictures of Levin in a RW suit... nice!! WhooHoooooo But Paula, you and I both know that the young single hot women of skydiving are just not ready for Levin- the sexy RW Levin.... It is just too damn scary! Ann ~ www.AirAnn.com Owner of recent pictures of Levin in RW suit..
  11. Omri, you are now Velcro Boy..... - Listen to me........ When you get here (USA) you go straight to Scotty and Tami and tell them who you are and they will see to it that you are squared away in America. -Tell them Aunt AirAnn said so. Scotty will likely give you a beer sooner or later, try not to drink more than a couple at first. And eat what he fixes. Its amazing, but even to this very day... it has not killed anyone. If you get in trouble call Uncle Slappie, he has experience. We will figure something out. We know a ton of persons, also keep in touch with everyone in this forum, we will help you. .. you still listening? You velcro your butt to Tami and Scotty until you figure out how the USA stuff works.... Also, do not directly run at the American women, you might startle one. Scotty can point out for you the choice specimens. By now, he has a few lined out for ya. He has been in Florida now for longer than 5 minutes, so its a good bet. Scotty has his ever present Tami and she is a good woman. She can tell you what you need to know. Also, ask Scotty about anything and believe me he will tell you. If you can not jump, then help them serve food and stuff -its practice counting American money. I am very glad for you to come here. But now worried about you wondering around on your own. Keep us all updated about your events and new found experiences. ALL of them and that reminds me, keep stuff that is supposed to be in guys wallets -in your wallet. Poot, keep in wallet untill which time it is supposed to be not in wallet........... You could help me out here Uncle Zennie. Ann ~ www.AirAnn.com Owner of recent pictures of Levin in RW suit..
  12. airann

    I Got Laid

    I have a license to drive - now look at my car! Daddy said it is just now getting painted .... Poot... ....having a license doesnt mean anything, that is right- just cause the car should have been totaled is no reflection of my driving... What were you saying Clay.... Ann ~ www.AirAnn.com Owner of recent pictures of Levin in RW suit..
  13. She is kinda pushing the wordage use envelope, I think.. Hang on a sec..... Posting more... ?? What up with that? What if we would have welcomed certain persons to post more... especially about Politics, Religion .....and what is that other thing we are not suposed to talk about in public...? I forgot. ? Oh, Yeah... DZ practices and DZO's thats it..... I think. .... Just kidding in here, Pip.. I clearly have no idea of what I am talking about...... everyone knows that... Get this Houston sportz fans...we are about to have 2 Pips working manifest at 2 different dropzones... Dont get them mixed up.... Likely, they will be different people. (LOL) Ann ~ www.AirAnn.com Owner of recent pictures of Levin in RW suit..
  14. I told him that it was a great oppurtunity.. I guess they dont have alot of oil in Georgia? Heh.. anyway ..Texas and oil go a way back in history. A ton of persons would love to have this oppurtunity with a company like this. Wish they had an easier name however... No way I can spell it, at the moment. Sch...l..umberger.. or so... I would happily learn how to spell if it was seen on my paycheck. Ann ~ www.AirAnn.com
  15. airann

    I Got Laid

    After seeing this particular post, and after some thought, I came up with this... I aint believeing this for one moment... This is Satanic proof enuff for me about old Chromeboy.. Satan will go to extreme measures to lure the prey into web. Even acting as friends, or having an occasional warm fuzzy comment... There is no man alive that would actually say this without serious motives.... Serious Motives include.. EFS E=eat F= a. getting in bed with... b. possiblity of in bed with... c. future possiblity of in bed with.... S= Skydive That is all I am saying, approach with extreme caution .... Ann ~ www.AirAnn.com
  16. its a FFFest... thinkin there will likely be enough folks... I am seeing Goat & crew (Dallas), Rat and his crew(SanMarc), where is Sean and McDowell? I havent heard a peep outta those guys... Speaking of Sean - I still have a coach jump ticket from yr 2000 with the dude.... by now I am thinking it is worth more due to historical purposes... guess you could say I got the last Orbit Punk coach ticket sold. Levin, you will likely find Danny Davis on the record at that time he was an Orbit Punk. Possible Ken Fillion, not sure on that one.. maybe not.... (red/wht jumpsuit) But I am not the expert on Punk history.. per se... (It just so happens to crossover into both historical documentation of Texas Street Skaters re: Zorlac Skateboards AND the historical documentation of Texas Ramp Skaters Cira- 1980ish, AND original surfers TSA, Texas Surfing Assoc Cira- 1980)( Danny Davis, I have run into 3 times in my life here...)(Ken = Pro Ramp Skater, Bark Hard -the band- and skydiving) THAT is another thread... Since David did the tape, its labled so it will only be "10,000 years !!" before you find that record tape...... Ann ~ www.AirAnn.com
  17. Hey, dont give me any brilliant ideas.... Like, I have a couplea days off right about now.... Yikes..... I dont want to know the details. But I think I would have the total best time there!! Really miss you guys, ... Levin usually has a Carbone story when he is out and I am not, but this time no stories!! See you soon, .... Ann ~ www.AirAnn.com
  18. airann

    Boobies

    Hey, when was the last time you sat in the kitchen sink with your lap top while your best buddy is on your personal computer trashing your happy ass about 3rd nipples. I am going to have to divise a plan on when he comes for the summer.... (Levin) Ann ~ www.AirAnn.com
  19. I told him all that already.. he is hard of hearing or something. ... Ann ~ www.AirAnn.com
  20. Snow- come down here anyday and I will jump with you and give you the film. Casual jumps, not really for new tricks.. I am working on some stuff whereby It would be beneficial for me as well, video stuff. FYI... I know some coolio persons who can coach you anyday at SLand and they are super neato people to know anyway... Ann ~ www.AirAnn.com
  21. BusTed..!! Paula, I knew you were freaky... likely why we get along so well.... Trent had a good point, but now ... I forgot what it was.... Ann ~ www.AirAnn.com
  22. airann

    feal my boobies

    I have 2 penises I have 2 penises I have 2 penises LEVIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LEVIN LEVIN>>>>!!! LOOKIT, did you see THAT ** when I do Cont-Alt- V on my computer this is what it says** That is interesting however.... Ann ~ www.AirAnn.com
  23. airann

    feal my boobies

    Dude, do not get into accidents- they are bad. I did not know you were in an accident - Hope you are ok. I did that in Oct and dont have my ride back. Should have it in a week or so... Did you know you can get 2 persons, a Great Dane, a Rat Terrier and a Shih Tzu can fit in a Alero? Takes a total team effort, however ... Ha Ha...... I changed my password as ... Levin Lurks..... nearby.......... -heh- Ann ~ www.AirAnn.com
  24. airann

    feal my boobies

    This is outrageous..... Ann, taps foot.... *thinking* ... No Way!! I am so busted. I got up one day and sat down here and type .-Hey, BTW ... I gotta 3rd aerodynamic feature to deal with ....- . THatS Why I NeVeR could LaND ProPErly 4 aWiLe. I could say that or start yelling discrimination... cant make a call .... which excuse to use for being OutTed on this particular forum.... Ann ~ www.AirAnn.com
  25. airann

    BOOB Boogie

    Kill Levin, Kill Levin, Kill Levin