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I do both. Tanning bed in the garage for rainy days. A nice pool, (that I have to clean right now), in the back. And yes Clay, I lived in an apartment building when french cut bathing suits first were around, say early college. And I burned my extreme inside upper leg and areas straight up to belly button. Same thing with my ass & thongs. I was used to being out for hours. Mucho asprin, aloe and pain killers. Plus there was this really cute guy in the apt building who could really spread the aloe. Ouch and Yummy at the same time. Wow back in the day. ~AirAnn~

Recently, I had a conversation with a rigger. I asked, How does it feel to think about you are packing a last ditch effort to save someones life? The reply was (good) riggers are trained such that this wouldnt happen. If there is a .999 % doubt of anything not being absolutely perfect, its coming out again. Id say thats a damn stressful job. ~AirAnn~

I have SIX .... Wonder what that says about me? Hummmm..... Id say cures a bunch a stuff. ~AirAnn~

SlapsHimself- I suggest you take over 1.3 of AgDave's posts. I thought you fell off the earths flat edge. ~AirAnn~

Ok, dadgum .... we could, (they) could have a magazine going on here, or calandar.... One thing I gotta mention about Mr First Penis Poster... is this... Do you have a navel piercing or (dont say it) is that navel lint?? ~AirAnn~

Change something, cut your hair, dye little parts of it After Midnight Blue or Electric Banana. (Manic Panic has these flavors, I have both) Peirce something. These can go away if you dislike them. Except the colors, those will take a while. Indulge thyself. Drugs/Alcohol at this time, ar bad, um kay.... The distort reality and stuff gets all weird. Do stuff you always wanted to do. (within reason) Dont sit idle, move baby move, go around in circles, stand on your head. Do yoga. Work out with cool girls at the gym. Do not under any circumstances give in to calls, emails, or communications. Get mad. Its impossible to be depressed and mad at the same time. This dump is likely the best thing that has happened to you, you just dont know it. *I havent put in my colors yet. I am trying to figure out what the chemical reation will be to swimming pool water. It might turn into Electric Lizard or Atomic Turqoise. But only in little streaks. http://www.manicpanic.com/creamswatch.htm I am squared away, I am just working on self improvement or something. edit for those who want linkage. ~AirAnn~

Oh yeah, Dove! I just remembered, I do that also. Its clearly unintentional, those thangs are just out there. Yet, its hard to recognize people without their jumpsuits and crotch shots. Personally, these pics are dated. We need new photos. ~AirAnn~

As per usual, I am minding my own business... I was looking at the Best Seller book list in last Sundays newspaper... ... and on the very last list as number one was an interesting bedtime story, me thinks. Houston Chronicle, Sunday, Aug 17 CHILDREN'S PICTURE BOOKS 1) Walter the Farting Dog by William Kotzwinkle and Glenn Murray, illustrated by Audury Colman. $15.95 2) Dear Mrs. LaRue 3) Philadelphia Chickens 4) Finding Nemo Soooo... For those who have offspring, tell me how you explain this fable? And for Audrey Colman, the illustrator... What does ole Walter look like when he is um, 'farting'? That reminds me... back in the day, while returning from the dz with Skeet (the great dane) I often wondered what the hell Scotty Carbone fed him.... ~AirAnn~

Sorry to hear of your injury! Hope you get real better real soon. You will just curl up like a little shrimp and they will getcha right in the disc area. They might snuff ya out for the procedure or numb the area or give you some thing. Sometimes the stuff for local pain is just as bad as the procedure. The needle is not so much the size width its the length. You might as well get your belly button peirced at the same time. For a little fella like you that needle might reach. Mainly the whole thing will get you what you are wanting right now which is some relief. So, its a good thing. ~AirAnn~

Dude I had to look that one up -Gusset-? WTF, is that good or bad... Main Entry: gus·set Function: noun Etymology: Middle English, piece of armor covering the joints in a suit of armor, from Middle French gousset Date: circa 1570 1 : a usually diamond-shaped or triangular insert in a seam (as of a sleeve, pocketbook, or shoe upper) to provide expansion or reinforcement 2 : a plate or bracket for strengthening an angle in framework (as in a building or bridge) - gusset transitive verb That is interesting.... sounds like a chasity belt. You are supposed to be looking at the DOG. Not to be confused with my gusset. ~AirAnn~

Uh, ... Ok.. Yeah, I did get colored Titanium. Everything is green. I bought all new gear. belly, nose and tongue. I think I like the green one in my tongue. It makes my teeth look whiter! Not so much green anymore... LOL ~AirAnn~

The Pool is beyond awesome. Almost a great as mine. But you can get nakid in either. Skydive Houston! ~AirAnn~

I was minding my own business eating some Lucky Charms and my teeth hit something hard. Yup, it was the ball from my tongue post. It came out and rolled into the black hole of the couch. So that was a lost cause. We all looked for it for several minutes. Finally we thought we had it - Nope that came out of the skyball. I tried to find this other one I had here at home and I found it and then it slipped away also never to be found. It was yellow and on beige carpet, nope. Now what.... Its Sunday around 7am..... No place where I could buy another one would be open till at the earliest 12:00. I tried the backs of earrings. - Nope An eraser. - Uh.... no, wrong flavor What did work was hot glue. Just a small shot or drop of hot glue on a repellent surface then just before it cools all the way, jab it on there. If you wait too long its too hard to work with. This allowed me to chill out till (today) Monday and get new titanium stuff. Now everything matches. ~AirAnn~

Back in the Day... It was kinda like- Oh NO, there goes AirAnn with another Dog thread...!!!! Ha! Now I can just hop on another one, yeeheeee!! Ok, guess who- 1) Skeet at NINE WEEKS. (bad quality pic) 2) Skeet at 5 months. (with training leash) ~AirAnn~

Uh oh, Zennie... Who set your tampon on fire?? One of your sides is whacked. The white one or the black one. ? Better consult with your Master. ~AirAnn~

THERE IS NO CRYING IN SKYDIVING. (except for maybe one small tear on occasion) Nice post. ~AirAnn~

Real late at night when I cant sleep- I see commercials and the frist thing they say is you ever have those sleepless nights? Then comes all the bed & mattress commercials Also- those Scooter commercials. One lady, she went to the Statue of Liberty, then she says Next, I am going to the Grand Canyon. I know that lady is going right of the ledge. Right after that one, its the Life Insurance commercial. Not to mention, I used to weigh 792 lbs, now I weigh 210. I am going to frame these pants. All Time Favorite TONY LITTLE and the GAZELLE ~AirAnn~

I accidently have a copy... I dont know why, but I bought a newspaper, I never do that. I guess I thought it went with Krispy Cream donuts and my freshly ground Starbucks at 5:30 am. Krispy opens at 6. But if you show up at 5:47 they still have donuts. ~AirAnn~

I reorganized my house over the last two days. The bedrooms were taken apart and re-thought. I moved my computer armoire, which is heavy, very heavy. (by myself) Today, I am further cleaning and realize my keyboard is all worn out, sort of. 1. The E, R, T, I, S, and the C, N, M keys are lozing their original brilliance 2. the insert/home/page up/delete/enc/page down keys are covered with some kind of adhesive dust. 3. I think I see a small amount of ketchup on the up arrow key. 4. There is much adhesive dirt where my wrists go. Good Lord. Now, ordinarily I am cleaning and then I slack then I clean again. A logiteck and I love it. However, I had to take 2 back before I got the proper working one. This one has been 100% since I got it. Maybe, I come in from weeding in the yard so much and sit down an take a post break with dirty hands. I am not sure. Actually I really think someone breaks in my house and messes it up at night.... How is your Keyboard???? Just wondering if yours is like mine and what would be the cleaning procedure. ??? ~AirAnn~

That is hysterical! ~AirAnn~

No, not me. I have had the 'funnies in the door' upon my return to the air after an injury. But that is about it. I it made me more careful. But I still have injuries periodically. But not the same thing twice. This sport, like many is prone to injury. Just like veryday life. For instance Daddy bought me an Old Grey Mare once and she hated me. She mashed me up into a fence and I nearly suffocated. Then she has my leg mashed there too. Then she threw me all the way to North Dallas. Then she took off running full blast down a paved road complete with cars. She stopped at the barn slightly and luckily I ducked my head. She stopped short of her feed bin and I fell in it. I got really banged up. My FFA project, a steer @ this time about 700 lbs, steps on my foot. My tennis shoes were fine but my foot was not. Then he decides he is tired of standing that way and spins his cloven hoof to the left. Thus mashing my foot then mashing it again clockwise. Ok, that swolle up like a blow fish and turned tie dye colors. I fell off a fence. Broke ankle. This while trying to break 2 burros...... My Dads humor... Burros are beneficial when hunting in rugged hills, rocks and etc. Being the smallest. I was nominated to ride my Dads freinds 'jackass' (or Jackson) into the hills - they drove as far as they could and slung the field dressed deer over Jackson and away they went stright to the truck and frosty beverages. I rode thru the stary night, wolves following me, giant anacondas, jackles and werewolves, alien insects all following the deers scent. And me with a Swiss Army Knife and some toliet paper. So being the intelligent fellow my Dad is he rushed out and got a Jenny and a little one to boot. -Here you go- Train these, it will be great. Huh, the saddle falls over their head, everytime. They have no shoulders to grab on to and their back is boney as hell. I cant tell you how many face plants I have done. I drove a tractor into a creek, not knowing it was there because of the extremely high brush that I was there to mow. After my Uncle pulled my ass out, he said 'Man that creek has been there my entire life. Whyd you wanna drive down there for?' How many times did I wreck my go cart? I know of at least 3, the 4th one I got knocked out. So for me Skydiving has only given me a few bumps and busted stuff. Its not like its the first time I have been hurt. In this sport, I have been given every example of situations and how to get out of them. I have fought Drs on the idea of not skydiving. Even on the lenght of recovery. I dont reccomend this for everyone, but thats just me. These events in my former years may be abnormal for some, but we did not have a movie theather or fun stuff. We had 3 stop lights and a Dairy Queen. PS. I finally did train that damn Grey Mare - And I drove her ass straight thru the drive in window at that very Dairy Queen. I got a glass of free water. ~AirAnn~

Everyone is worried. Dad is having a biopsy to see about Lung Cancer today, I belive. I might get word later on. He has said he will apprise me on any developments. All prayers are needed immediately. Levins Dad would rather see him out skydiving than sitting around with him waiting on news. So he may come on to Houston on Saturday. There are many family members flying in so the family home will be full. Nobody knows how this will go. But I am praying my ass off for the best possible news. Dad is a postal carrier who walks a great deal. He also smokes. Yet he is in fabulous shape at 50. ~AirAnn~

I will show YOU in person!! ~AirAnn~

No tats, yet, still thinking..... Yet, I was at my guys place >BOB> Celtic Odyssey Tattoos (713) 522-2055 1636 Richmond Ave, Houston, TX I got home at 5am, 3 new peircings. ~AirAnn~

That program isnt hard to write. You can put anything there. ~AirAnn~