Darkzone
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Just curious (no intention of post 'whoring') but when does one leave 'enthusiast' status Whooooohooooo!!! Hahahaha!!!
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# Little Mo, I love you so, especially in your nightie, The moonlight flits, across your t*ts, Oh, Jesus Christ almighty # Whooooohooooo!!! Hahahaha!!!
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Thanks for all the great advice, guys. I'll keep trying and keep you posted. I WILL NOT QUIT, DAMMIT!! I apologise if this sounds selfish but It's nice to know that others have suffered the same problems as me. It's also good to know that the solution is there albeit aluding me for the moment but I will find it however long it takes. If any of you are going to Langar tomorrow seek me out, the beer's on me! Whooooohooooo!!! Hahahaha!!!
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Just heard that a great British institution, comedian Dudley Moore has died. http://www.tiscali.co.uk/cgi-bin/news/newswire.cgi/news/reuters/2002/03/27/topnews/comediandudleymoorediesaged66.html Whooooohooooo!!! Hahahaha!!!
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Hey Chromey, That's a coincidence 'cos my instructor said that if reverting to the student 'hard arch' didn't solve the problem he might try getting me to go into a 'delta' to stop the turns. Whooooohooooo!!! Hahahaha!!!
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I think I can stretch to a glass of lemonade and an arrowroot biscuit.
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LOL You takin' the piss? Whooooohooooo!!! Hahahaha!!!
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Wow! I only posted this thread a few minutes ago and I already got a dozen replies offering support and advice. That's what I love about this sport! You guys are great, thanks. Hey Quickdraw, I read your post about your AFF. Sorry it didn't go as well as you planned but I bet you still did better than I did. Man, I'm CRAP
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Due to crap weather and work committments there have been one or two long breaks between jumps. I know that at some point, if I stay current, it will just 'click' and I won't have any more problems. I just wish I knew when! Whooooohooooo!!! Hahahaha!!!
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Hi Clay, No wind tunnels in the UK yet but I hear one may be opening soon about 50 miles away. Fingers crossed. Whooooohooooo!!! Hahahaha!!!
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Hey Viking, I bought a VERY expensive air rower not long back for much the same reason as you and with every intention of losing some gut (I can't do my trousers up any longer) The last I saw of it was as it was disappearing into the back of the car of the guy who bought it two months later! Whooooohooooo!!! Hahahaha!!!
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Any of you who have read my previous posts will know that most of them concern my difficulty in overcoming involuntary turns during freefall. Well, today I did two jumps out of our Grand Caravan and far from getting better I seem to be going backwards (regressing that is, not backsliding). I have had more advice from my instructors than I care to think about but nothing I do seems to stop the problem. My last jump was a complete disaster as I ended up spinning like a top. I am seriously considering giving up but apart from the fact that I still have seven jump tickets left I really, really love this sport and know that I have found my 'thing' despite the setbacks I'm experiencing. The problem is that I simply can't afford to keep bollocking up my jumps. I've done 42 up to now and I'm still stuck on Cat 6. I am a very unhappy bunny :-( Whooooohooooo!!! Hahahaha!!!
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Personally, I don't see any problem other than one leg is slightly longer than the other. I used to know a guy who had one leg longer than the other and he didn't end up in a wheelchair, he ended up in prison. But that's another story. Whooooohooooo!!! Hahahaha!!!
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So, let me get this right...someone stole your window? And now you have a hole in the door where the window used to be. Are the police looking into it? Whooooohooooo!!! Hahahaha!!!
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"Mommy, Mommy, what's a lesbian?" "Dunno, love. Ask your father, she knows." Whooooohooooo!!! Hahahaha!!!
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A lesbian goes to the gynae and, after a thorough examination he looks up from between her legs and says "Well, Miss X, you have the cleanest vagina I have ever seen." "I should have", she replies, "I have a woman in three times a week". Whooooohooooo!!! Hahahaha!!!
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Back to the jokes, folks... Do gay judges try each other and do gay ghosts put the willies up each other? Just wonderin' like. Whooooohooooo!!! Hahahaha!!!
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1. I HATE sailing my pink boat into Tuna Town 2. But I have to be seen skiving! 3. A self-packing canopy (now that'd be something!) Whooooohooooo!!! Hahahaha!!!
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Good news is no news. Whooooohooooo!!! Hahahaha!!!
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0 (Wrong time of the month): 0 (working): 0 (Dunno why really) Whooooohooooo!!! Hahahaha!!!
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Wahaaayy Now THIS is my kind of thread!
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Can anyone confirm the rumour that a wind tunnel might be opening in Milton Keynes? Whooooohooooo!!! Hahahaha!!!
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Been there - Got the T shirt! Whooooohooooo!!! Hahahaha!!!
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Hey 'Sis I _love_ your philosophy! I couldn't have put it better myself. If you're unattached howd'ya fancy a 'no strings' fling with an average looking, disproportionately put together but willing-to-travel Brit with an evil and gay twin brother? One prob. I don't think my SO shares our views and she can get VERY possessive! Whooooohooooo!!! Hahahaha!!!
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Okay you guys, I'm opening myself up for a lot of ribbing here but I really need some support and reassurance and I know I can get it from you wonderful people. My name is Darkzone and I am an alcoholic....no!...no!...wrong forum!! What I meant to say is... To all you ex-RAPS students out there, just out of curiousity, how many jumps did it take before you passed Cat 8 and got your 'A'? Whooooohooooo!!! Hahahaha!!!