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Good to hear it. The wife would probably rather take a bullet than go see this movie, but I'll probably sneak in for a matinee first part of next week. Elvisio "how was the skydiving scene?" Rodriguez

http://tv.yahoo.com/jon-kate-plus-8/show/42651/news/urn:newsml:tv.tvguide.com:20090506:1005820__ER:1 Call me, baby! She's popped out EIGHT rugrats and is still a hottie! I'd be more than happy to be her revenge fuckbuddy. ...other than the obvious "hotdog down a hallway issues"... ...oh yeah, and I'm married. Oh well. Elvisio "s'ok, mine's a hottie too" Rodriguez

Rent. Hands down. Elvisio "no day but today" Rodriguez

You already have one of the tools you seek. One is enough, especially one with a $6,000 limit. As above, get a debit card for purchases at locations you trust. Use your ONE credit card for purchases online and locations where you would be wary of using a debit card (credit cards have much better theft/fraud protection). Pay it off every month. Watch your credit rating and your bank accounts skyrocket. Elvisio "been there" Rodriguez

What happens to your post when you try to post it to a thread that no longer exists? Does it fall off into the ether, doomed to wander through the dz.com limbo for all eternity? Elvisio "so lonely, so very lonely" Rodriguez

A guy at work used it for a few weeks and it kicked his ass. He fell off the wagon after a while, but still recommends it. We work 12 hour shifts and spend most of it walking (ICU nursing) and he just couldn't make the program work for him when he got home after all that. Since he works at least three days a week and the workout is six days a week, he can basically only do it 50% of the time. Give it a shot, seems to work. STICK TO IT! Elvisio "Gym? Who is this Jim guy you speak of" Rodriguez

Do some field research and get back to us. ...if they'll let you use your Blackberry from jail, that is. Elvisio "0.08 my ASS!" Rodriguez

Worky for me as of 30 seconds ago... Elvisio "who is diamante rodriguez" Rodriguez

If I did, would/could I be her pimp? "...bitch better have ALL my money..." Elvisio " Rodriguez

Ack! Cutaway! CUT AWAY! http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/llama Elvisio "oldie but goodie" Rodriguez

I had a blind date with a family friend of a guy from work. She demanded that she come to my place rather than be picked up at hers. When I came to the door and said "hi", she turned to her ride and said "OK, you can go!". Turns out she was checking me out to make sure I wasn't the typical nutso redneck. She told me later if she was turned off by what she saw that she would have made an excuse and bailed right then. Anyhow, she was a local and I was new to the area, and after a couple cursory "safe" bars she says "let's go to 'insert bar name here'. My friends and I always used to go there at the end of the night, we knew we'd be safe." Yep. It was a gay bar. At least I knew I wouldn't have to spend the night fighting off other guys hitting on her. It was an AWESOME night. Hell, she could have taken me to a landfill and it still would have been an awesome night, she was that great. We ended up going out a couple times. She lived on the West Coast, I (at the time) lived smack dab in the middle of Kentucky. Logistics were insurmountable. Dammit. Last I'd heard she'd met some older guy in LA. Like I had a chance against that. Elvisio "talk about smoking hot!" Rodriguez

I'm not sure but my personal URGENT POKER TIP would have something to do with, prior to entering the event, being good enough at the game that you didn't need to post for advice on DZ.com the day before the event... Elvisio "just spitballing here" Rodriguez

Sorry Corny, go find more TP for your bunghole: the true threadkiller has arrived: yours truly! Know how you can make a list of all your posts and all the threads you've started? What we need to do is get HH on board and have him write a program in that will let you search for how many threads in which you have the LAST post. Then we can settle this for good. How to make it work: place bets. It'll be a 50/50, with half going to the winner and half going to the dz.com maintenance fund (i.e. HH's pocket). The winner is the one with the highest kills/posts ratio. This way quieter folks have just as much a chance as the chatty ones. Who's down? Elvisio "got it down cold" Rodriguez

http://www.dropzone.com/cgi-bin/forum/gforum.cgi?post=3299811;search_string=subaru%20thread;#3299811 The thread that this thread refers to is some of the funniest reading I've ever seen online. Elvisio "this white powder rocks"Rodriguez Edit: grammamar

What's the word on the tunnel? Is it going to be a "get a bunch of buds and buy a chunk of time" affair (like normal) or is there going to be the opportunity for "pay for however much time you want, get in line, and when it's your turn make it happen" kind of scheduling. Elvisio "all my friends are bad at keeping to a schedule, or maybe it's just me" Rodriguez

I'm really disappointed that we've gotten ten replies into this thread without the following answer, so I'll take it: ME and any of the dizzy.com hot mamacitas! Elvisio "oh yeah, the wife has to be allowed to play too" Rodriguez

Looks like one is "dinner." And the other is "well fed." Elvisio "g'day" Rodriguez

Streaker; Post a screen-grab of the boobies and thong of which you speak... ...I have a nine year streak of not watching that movie and want to keep it up, but always hate missing out on a good set of hoo-has. Thanks! Elvisio "re-enactment needed at skyfest" Rodriguez

He will sue. He will get money. Of all people, how could we as skydivers expect anything else? Tort reform is just one of many things that would help bring a little common sense back to this country. Unfortunately, (much like the flat-taxers are realizing about the IRS), the personal injury business has become too big just to go away. So, every day, our world gets a little more restrictive. We'll be signing waivers at McD's soon enough. Elvisio "" Rodriguez edited for grammammer

Looks like a case of the student driving the tandem rather than the instructor. Student body position pretty much sucks and set up the whole thing: right knee way down, left arm way down. The instructor got himself in trouble by not picking up on the bad position and fixing it prior to deployment. On deployment, when the instructor brought his arms in to pull he had to totally gave up any control he may have had. When he released the drogue, the stability given by the drogue was lost. Between drogue release and line stretch, the student's body position called the shots. Elvisio "line twist generator" Rodriguez

When I'm with her: . Man, don't even get me started. When I'm alone: my imagination, and here's why: 1.) I can screw anyone I want; 2.) No matter who it is, and no matter how fast I finish, I'm the best lay she's ever had; and most importantly, 3.) She's gone as soon as I'm done! Elvisio "probably too much information" Rodriguez

Elvisio "fixed it" Rodriguez

I understand this is a women only poll, but I deeply object to their being no option for boxer briefs. Elvisio "the only house for my boys" Rodriguez

Just remember that this sport is 90% male. That means a whole lot of almost naked schweaty balls bumping up against you on the straddle benches on the way to altitude. Personally, to quote Kramer: "MY BOYS NEED A HOUSE!" Elvisio "boxer briefs for me" Rodriguez

Wow. What a piece of history. If nothing else (or in addition to what you're doing, to save her original work), scan each page with a flatbed scanner and save them as images. Your great-grammy would be proud! Elvisio "old school can be cool" Rodriguez