R00tj00se
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Emma, were you there - can you shed any light on all of this (I know you're not one to gossip, but...)
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You see 3, we're starting to make assumptions already. I mean I know there's got to be a reasonable explanation for it all but other people might not be so understanding. One other thing - I assume after a scare like this you had to rape a few virgins to thank God that you were still alive!
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C'mon dude stop hiding - the word on the street says that you had an interesting weekend! Why don't you tell us all about it? What was the excuse and did you get banned (or did you ban yourself)? If you don't tell us we'll only make up our own version of events!
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Nice one Jo - sounds similair to mine. Nothing like a mal to put a big grin on your face (as long as you walk away from it). cya later
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"... and each of them has 4 stomachs! " F*ckin' funny, that one cracked me up.
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Obviously that was not directed towards Emma's 4-way as they are classed as equals (grovel, whimper). Nay, I am not even worthy to clean their grass-stained mega-booties. And before anyone starts calling me a pussy just remember that there's 4 of them!!!
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"equal human beings " Man, what r u trying to say - we're not equal, we are superior in every way. If you bleed once a month then you are the inferior of the species (although I get the feeling I may bleed more often than once a month after a comment like that).
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"fresh pussy" Sorry, made a typing error. Instead of 'fresh' I meant to type 'rotten festering cavernous' pussy. Damn keyboard.
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"the hard part is putting up with them for more than 5 mins." That won't be hard for me as it'll be all over in 30 seconds. Won't be up at Hinton until the new year (some damn trip to Elsinore for a month doing solid skydiving) but my New Year's resolution is to spend a lot more Saturday nights in Brackley than I do now (nothing to do with beer and fresh pussy at all).
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"and let me shoot my muck in ya whilst my friends watch, join in and video it" Mike - I think you should have typed this in your other browser window was open on www.takeitlikethebitchyouare.com In the past year you have turned into one very sick depraved individual (but is there any chance of introducing me to one of those twins??).
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Jo columbus might be cheaper but what are they like when it comes time to pay up. When I stuffed up my back last year HB paid out without any problems. All I had to do was fill ina form and provide receipts. Had my money within a few weeks. cya in Elsinore.
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And I did!!!!
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I'm proud of you, bitch motherfucker! *sorry, only posted to see if I got enthusiast at 50 posts*
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If you are going to jump in strong winds land away from buildings or other objects that can cause turbulence etc. Their effects can be felt quite a distance from the object causing the turbulence but at least you'll minimise the risk by being aware of them.
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(i) Pack in the shade... (ii) Shout at animals and children who come into packing tent to chase them off. Animals and small children can half the life of your canopy.
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Well I hope you bought beer as it was: (i) Your first base jump (ii) The first time you'd gone in. Glad you're ok though.
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R00tj00se is the name of a band I got into when jumping at Langar a couple of years ago - just took the name and use it online.
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Poodles ain't the biggest dogs in the world so I would imagine there is only so far you can go before normal sex (as normal as it can be with a poodle) and anal sex become one. Conjured up a nice thought for y'all there didn't I. ** Anyone noticed how a lot of threads have degenerated recently***
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Fuck using that dead poodle as weight - scrunch it up real tight and put it in your BOC pouch. At pull time throw it out. The hair on the poodle should inflate enough to create enough drag to pull the bag out of the container. ** Here Fifi, good doggie...***
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I say go for the older woman - she may have a vagina like a wizards sleeve but she'll be more thankful that she's gettin' some and will probably suck you off more too!! **** Sorry, I'm just bored...****
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Guys I think you need to treat 3flier with a bit of respect. When he's on a load and he's coming into land everyone lines up outside to watch - now we would only do that if he was a super swooper, wouldn't we?? Admittedly, these days we have to use the telemeters to watch his swoops as he lands at Weston but jumps at Hinton!! What I'm trying to say is that if you jump at a drop zone with 3flier you will definitely learn a lot (sarcastic enough for you Mike). Question for Skybytch (I think it was her and I can't be arsed to scroll back) - How did you manage to fuse 2 vertebrae together??
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Won't you look a bit of a twat entering a FF competition wearing a pro-tec and landing 5 miles from everyone else!!
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Ok, I'm gonna give the chin cup a try - if I can't get used to it I'll convert back. Ta
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Prost So under a hard opening do you stand a better chance of keeping the helmet on your head with a chin cup than you do with a normal strap or does it just depend on your luck?
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Apologies to the scots: > An Englishman is being shown around a Scottish hospital. At the end of the > tour he is shown into a ward with a number of patients who show no signs of > injury. He goes to examine the first man he sees, and the man proclaims: > "Fair fa' yer honest sonsie face, Great chieftain o' the puddin' race!". > > The Englishman, somewhat taken aback, goes to the next patient, who > immediately launches into "Some hae meat, and canna eat, and some wad eat > that want it, But we hae meat and we can eat, and sae the Lord be thankit." > > The next patient sits up and declaims: "Wee sleekit cow'rin tim'rous > beastie, O what a panic's in thy breastie! Thou need na start awa sae hasty, > wi' bickering bl'attle. I wad be laith to run and chase hee, wi' murdering > prattle." > > "Well," says the Englishman to his Scottish colleague, "I see you saved the > psychiatric ward for the last." > > "No, no" the Scottish doctor corrects him, "This is the Serious Burns Unit."