R00tj00se

But, but, it's TWINS - don't you women understand anything. It doesn't matter what they look like - they're twins.

___________________________________________________ Time Out = oldish (but newer then Dytter) with 3 warnings, but if memory serves me right, only one altitude is changeable, and no display ___________________________________________________ Only one altitude needs to be changeable - break off altitude. The 2 altitudes that should stay the same are: (i) Hey, you should be thinking about opening (2500ft) (ii) You should really pull a handle soon (1500ft) Having too many changeable altitude settings will confuse the brain in a high stress situation. Although, there is no excuse for not checking your alti.

Imagine colour coding your reserve lines and then having a line over. It would be like defusing a bomb in an action movie... People on ground: Cut the red one, Johny. People under canopy: No, cut the blue one. Everyone: Doh, too late - should have cut the green one.

___________________________________________________ there are lots of kind, gentle men there too...Sometimes even in disguise as *another* 'type', but you can tell all the same.... ___________________________________________________ Aw shucks, I think you're kind o' nice too... (in a non-sexual, friendly type way [Just in case Gus is surfing])

___________________________________________________ In a place where ex-cons, ex-junkies, depressives, insane people, lawyers, accountants, perverts, gay-boys, sheep shaggers, tattoo', pierced, rockers, motorcyclists, divers, mad-phukers with death wishes, kind gentle women, hip-hoppers, drug takers, alcholoics, fat, thin, funny, twats are all together getting on is an amazing place to be - if only real life did not have these social boundries it would be much nicer......... my friend once said the DZ is a place where mis-fits fit.............. and he was right................. ___________________________________________________ So what about if you're just a normal, up-standing respectable skydiver like myself - does that make me a mis-fit in a mis-fit world?

While I'm in the middle of a download (Python - if anyone has any beginners tutorials for a non-programmer let me know) thought I would update the thread: Female Masturbation: Masturbatoress Weasel buffer gusset typist Jill off (opposite of Jack off) Paddle the pink canoe (until it leaks) Whitewater wristing Male masturbation: Glaze a knuckle Give Ronaldo a rub down Pull your pud (skydiving related just to justify the thread) Pound the pork Pull the turkeys neck Throttle the turkey Shake hands with the wookie Hands solo Yank the plank Five knuckle shuffle Feeding the ducks Duel with the pink Darth Vader Bandits: Marmite driller Cocoa shunter Lunchbox lancer Chutney ferret Kick with the left foot Feather spitter Mingers: She had a face like a:- Blind cobblers thumb Burglars dog Box of frogs Sack of chisles That's all folks - my download is finished. All sayings taken from Rogers Profanisaurus produced by Viz (don't you just love toilet humour).

In Engalnd if its a girl she's: Flicking the bean If it's a bloke it's: Hand to gland combat. Bash the bishop Beat the meat Spank the monkey Choke the chicken Flog the dolphin Wonder why there are more terms for blokes?

If something in the UK is good then it is the 'dog's bollocks' or the 'mutt's nuts'. If you are going to dump your gf/bf then you give them the 'Spanish Archer' (el bow). As in give your gf the elbow. Take Captain Picard to warp speed = have a wank there are many more...

UK sayings: cakpipe cosmonaut = arse bandit 10 to 2'er = Club closes at 2:00am and you haven't pulled by 1:50am so you grab a butt ugly bird to make sure you get a shag. Usage: Fred: By 'eck Joe, that bird you pulled last night was mingin'. Joe: Sorry mate, she was a 10 to 2'er!

I used to have my Profanisaurus lying around at work - I'll try and dig it out and astound you yanks with some English insults.

Ming = means a woman looks like a bulldog chewing a wasp. Ponce = Bit of a strange one. Usually used to refer to a stuck up fairy or a mincer.

Woohoo - another freak. Are you getting a suit or just pants? What make are you getting?

Hopefully by the time you get back from Spain I'll have got myself a Space suit so I can join you freaks... and this time it's for good.

I thought you only had time to get feet and knees together after your openings?? Have you not been jumping since your grounding? Does it apply to all UK DZ's or just Hinton?

Looks like the painters are in at Emma's house!

Beer instead of boobies as long as I can still have muff.

Can you wear your rigs while you're sucking... Oh shit... -Reaches for tissues again-

*2 women sucking each others boobies* -Reaches for tissues-

The following was taken from the 'Check this out thread'. I think it clearly shows that Sunshine and Jessica are willing to pose for some multiple boobie pics and have them placed in the photography forum. _____________________________________________ Sunshine said: -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- So Jessica, does that mean you need a female volunteer to take boobie pictures with you? I'll be happy to help, we just need to find a photographer. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Jessica said: *checking coffee for GHB* Ummmm...I don't remember offering boobie pics.... But what the hell, sure, set it up (she said, secure in the knowledge that her bluff will never be called). R00tj00se says: Sorry, I had to...

Oui, un cadeaux!

http://www.dropzone.com/cgi-bin/forums/showflat.pl?Cat=&Board=forumsafetytraining&Number=74533&page=1&view=collapsed&sb=5&o=0&part= Read this. You'll need to paste each section into your address bar (I think).

*This time, boring. Next time -- boobies?* Hmm, a girl hoping to find boobies on a thread!! Jessica, do u have any pics of u and boobies. Either your own or with other females? U could post them in the photography section! God, I need to get out more!

Mike I don't think anyone is doubting the bravery of the people involved in this mission. The 2 guys who asked to be put down at crash site 2 I think it was must have known they were more than likely to die but went anyway - how many would go that far for someone they hardly know. I think what people (or holier than thou europeans as you put it) are trying to say is that the decision makers back in the US were wrong to get involved in this country. It was an error of judgement and you yourself said: 'Unfortunately, what most people in the West will never understand is tribalism. If we would have understood it then and not been so easily swayed by the media, we easily could have avoided that whole shit pile like we did with Rowanda, Algeria and many others since.' Now the media plays a big part in how a nation and its politicians react and behave. Typical media tactics is to condemn decision makers for not taking a tough stance on certain issues and then when the bombs start flying the cameras hunt out the allegedly stray bombs which allegedly landed on schools and hospitals (typical BBC tactics). Now where was I going with this, oh yes, the media... Well, this film is a prime example of a media (or medium) that is designed to influence. The director himself said now was a perfect time to release the film - to unite the country while it fights in Afghanistan and tries to come to terms with sept. 11th. But I'm afraid I don't think the flm did the rangers etc, justice. It was an emotional film but all the way through it smelled of Hollywood and I feel it was greatly let down at the end. The soldiers had just got themselves through hell and then the film ends without showing me how they were feeling. There was a lame attempt at showing a ranger talking to his dead friend but it didn't show me the true person behind the soldier and that is why I think the film let these poeple down. For instance a programme which hit me a lot harder than this film was 'Band of Brothers' I don't know whether you got that in the US but this really left no doubt as to what war was - horrific. Black Hawk Down was a good film - but it could have been so much better

*I NEVER LIE.!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! * You just did!

Freebird I think you'll find the opposite is true. Being a qualified Senior Rigger under the Venetian Parachute Association (a parachuting association for people with focal difficulties) I always recommend that my lighter students go for larger canopies, preferably a para glider. You need to initiate deployment much higher but you will get added stability in higher winds. I recommend practising reserve drills before every dive (as I'm sure you do already).