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Carmex = (lip) Crack Once you start using it you can't stop.

Like what? Grilled ham and cheese sandwich.

I just ate, haha!!

So eat something.

It got me too. Glad I'm not the only one.

June 26th

I have 6.

Suicide Kings

A magician never revealshis secrets. If it's that kind of secret I don't think we want it revealed.

I rarely get headaches and when I do they are pretty bad. Excedrin always kills it within about 15 minutes. Masturbation will help too but then you've got some side effects like blindness to deal with.

Just what I was thinking..... [Eddie Murphy voice] Ha Ha very funny muthafucka!! [/Eddie Murphy voice]

Yayyy!!!!! I respect Kerry for doing that.

Amen!!! Crap!! You just got me to post in the SC. I vowed never to do that.

Nicely done! That's happened to my sister a couple times (she's a vet tech) doesn't look very pretty. The teeth went into her finger and pulled what should stay inside the skin outside of it.

Haha!! Too Funny!! Got the following in an email today just thought I'd share. Oh and attached a pic of my best buddy. TO GOD FROM THE DOG Dear God: Why do humans smell the flowers, but seldom, if ever, smell one another? Dear God: When we get to heaven, can we sit on your couch...or is it going to be the same old story? Dear God: Why are there cars named after the jaguar, the cougar, the mustang, the colt, the stingray, and the rabbit, but not ONE named for a dog? How often do you see a cougar riding around? We dogs love a nice ride! Would it be so hard to rename the 'Chrysler Eagle' the 'Chrysler Beagle'? Dear God: If a dog! barks his head off in the forest and no human hears him, is he still a bad dog? Dear God: We dogs can understand human verbal instructions, hand signals, whistles, horns, clickers, beepers, scent ID's, electromagnetic energy fields, and Frisbee flight paths. What do humans understand? Dear God: More meatballs, less spaghetti, please. Dear God: When we get to the Pearly Gates, do we have to shake hands to get in? Dear God: Are there mailmen in Heaven? If there are, will I have to apologize? Dear God: Let me give you a list of just some of the things I must remember to be a good dog: 1. I will ! not eat the cats' food before they eat it or after they throw it up. 2. I will not roll on dead seagulls, fish, crabs, etc., just because I like the way they smell. 3. I will not munch on "leftovers" in the kitty litter box; although they are tasty, they are not food. 4. The diaper pail is not a cookie jar. 5. The sofa is not a face towel; neither are Mom and Dad's laps. 6. The garbage collector is not stealing our stuff. 7. My head does not belong in the refrigerator. 8. I will not bite the officer's hand when he reaches in for Mom's driver's license and registration. 9. I will not play tug-of-war with Dad's underwear when he's on the toilet. 10. Sticking my nose into someone's crotch is not an acceptable way of saying hello. 11. I do not need to suddenly stand straight up when I'm lying under the coffee table. 12. I must shake the rainwater out of my fur before entering the house. 13. I will not throw up in the car. 14. I will not come in from outside and immediately drag my butt. 15. I will not sit in the middle of the living room and lick my crotch when company is over. 16. The cat is not a squeaky toy; so when I play with him and he makes that noise, it's usually not a good thing. And, finally, my last question....... Dear God: When I get to Heaven may I have my testicles back

Thanks a lot bro!!!

What the hell I've been meaning to check it out. Just hit my dropzone account.

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Wow, me too. This is weird.

D'oh!!! Don't know what I was thinking. It is, afterall, the picture of the DAY. Here's a copy.

Ouch

No, this shouldn't be in the SC. Just some fun (well at least for us guys). NSFW!!!

Is this acceptable?

Amen! My eyes hurt......