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yeah, but in this case......

You wear multiple thongs? -Sorry, I'm bored

Wow, I'm sure you meant soooo much to him. You're a beautiful person...

Too Funny!!! but... much nicer!! NSFW!!

Didn't even think to ask. Not sure if they do or not. I'm sure someone would have mentioned it though. I've done both levels 1&2 there. My first jump was a couple years ago somewhere else so I just basically started over. Sounds like some fun brewing at SGC this weekend. Where do people stay when up there for more than a day? I saw some RV's but no tents but, then again I didn't wander too far from manifest.

I've got friday thru monday off and I will be going to Xenia some time this weekend. I am hoping to get through levels 3,4 and 5. I really like that dz. I was there with a friend sunday for level 3 but ended up not jumping. Forgot my logbook. I don't know many people there yet so I didn't expect them to just take my word for it and the last instructor I had was gone for the season. See you all this weekend!!!

I f*#$ing love that one!!!!

Where's safety?

My head was starting to hurt.

Note the female in the window to the right of the man yelling out the window.

If these are reposts I don't care they're too funny.

Can't wait 'till Sunday!!!

My baby. Angus was adopted after he was abandonded by an abusive owner. He is very shy around people he hasn't spent some time with but he is cool with most of my friends. He is a big sweetheart. Very protective too. My avatar is his picture that was in one of those page-a-day calenders. I don't have a picture of my other dog Bear here with me at work. I'll try to post one when I get home.

Beautiful eyes!! Nice smile too. I don't post much, I am mainly on here to learn as much as I can but I am bored out of my skull tonight so, I'll bite. These aren't the best quality but this is me. I don't have many of me as I am usually busy with cool scenery and pics of friends and such.

It could be that someone is toning out another line extension and they just happen to drag the toner wand across the punch down for your extension. Occasionally I will have to troubleshoot a line or move/add an extension and when toning out the line I will hear peoples voices briefly as I drag the toner wand across the punch down pairs.

She's a naughty girl, she doesn't always follow the rules. edit: I type too fast sometimes

and she sells seashells by the seashore.

Do they really have wings?

This is some of the funniest shit I have read in a very long time. Enjoy.... The notes are from an inexperienced Chili taster named Frank, who was visiting Texas from the East Coast: Frank: "Recently, I was honored to be selected as a judge at a chili cook-off. The Judge #3 called in sick at the last moment and I happened to be standing there at the judge's table asking for directions to the Budweiser truck, when the call came in. I was assured by the other two judges (Native Texans) that the chili wouldn't be all that spicy and, besides, they told me I could have free beer during the tasting, so I accepted." Here are the scorecards from the event: Chili # 1 (Mike's Maniac Mobster Monster Chili) Judge # 1 -- A little too heavy on the tomato. Amusing kick. Judge # 2 -- Nice, smooth tomato flavor. Very mild. Judge # 3 -- (Frank) Holy shit, what the hell is this stuff? You could remove dried paint from your driveway. Took me two beers to put the flames out. I hope that's the worst one. These Texans are crazy. Chili # 2 (Arthur's Afterburner Chili) Judge # 1 -- Smoky, with a hint of pork. Slight jalapeno tang. Judge # 2 -- Exciting BBQ flavor, needs more peppers to be taken seriously. Judge # 3 -- Keep this out of the reach of children. I'm not sure what I'm supposed to taste besides pain. I had to wave off two people who wanted to give me the Heimlich maneuver. They had to rush in more beer when they saw the look on my face. Chili # 3 (Fred's Famous Burn Down the Barn Chili) Judge # 1 -- Excellent firehouse chili. Great kick. Needs more beans. Judge # 2 -- A beanless chili, a bit salty, good use of peppers. Judge # 3 -- Call the EPA. I've located a uranium spill. My nose feels like I have been snorting Comet. Everyone knows the routine by now. Get me more beer before I ignite. Barmaid pounded me on the back, now my backbone is in the front part of my chest. I'm getting shit-faced from all of the beer. Chili # 4 (Bubba's Black Magic) Judge # 1 -- Black bean chili with almost no spice. Disappointing. Judge # 2 -- Hint of lime in the black beans. Good side dish for fish or other mild foods, not much of a chili. Judge # 3 -- I felt something scraping across my tongue, but was unable to taste it. Is it possible to burn out taste buds? Sally, the barmaid, was standing behind me with fresh refills. That 300-lb. bitch is starting to look HOT... just like this nuclear waste I'm eating! Is chili an aphrodisiac? Chili # 5 (Linda's Legal Lip Remover) Judge # 1 -- Meaty, strong chili. Cayenne peppers freshly ground, adding considerable kick. Very impressive. Judge # 2 -- Chili using shredded beef, could use more tomato. Must admit the cayenne peppers make a strong statement. Judge # 3 -- My ears are ringing, sweat is pouring off my forehead and I can no longer focus my eyes. I farted and four people behind me needed paramedics. The contestant seemed offended when I told her that her chili had given me brain damage. Sally saved my tongue from bleeding by pouring beer directly on it from the pitcher. I wonder if I'm burning my lips off. It really pisses me off that the other judges asked me to stop screaming. Screw those rednecks. Chili # 6 (Vera's Very Vegetarian Variety) Judge # 1 -- Thin yet bold vegetarian variety chili. Good balance of spices and peppers. Judge # 2 -- The best yet. Aggressive use of peppers, onions, and garlic. Superb. Judge # 3 -- I shit myself when I farted and I'm worried it will eat through the chair. No one seems inclined to stand behind me except that slut Sally. She must be kinkier than I thought. Can't feel my lips anymore. I need to wipe my ass with a snow cone. Chili # 7 (Susan's Screaming Sensation Chili) Judge # 1 -- A mediocre chili with too much reliance on canned peppers. Judge # 2 -- Ho hum, tastes as if the chef literally threw in a can of chili peppers at the last moment. I should take note that I am worried about Judge #3. He appears to be in a bit of distress as he is cursing uncontrollably. Judge # 3 -- You could put a grenade in my mouth, pull the pin, and I wouldn't feel a thing. I've lost sight in one eye, and the world sounds like it is made of rushing water. My shirt is covered with chili, which slid unnoticed out of my mouth. My pants are full of lava-like shit to match my shirt. At least during the autopsy, they'll know what killed me. I've decided to stop breathing, it's too painful. Screw it; I'm not getting any oxygen anyway. If I need air, I'll just suck it in through the 4-inch hole in my stomach. Chili # 8 (Tommy's Toe-Nail Curling Chili) Judge # 1 -- The perfect ending, this is a nice blend chili. Not too bold but spicy enough to declare its existence. Judge # 2 -- This final entry is a good, balanced chili. Neither mild nor hot. Sorry to see that most of it was lost when Judge # 3 passed out, fell over and pulled the chili pot down on top of himself. Not sure if he's going to make it. Poor dude, wonder how he'd have reacted to really hot chili?

Had to resize it to fit. Too busy today to mess with it other than a quick resize. Sorry guys.

Dear Abby, I have been so blessed in my life. Great parents, great wife and kids, great job, and great education. When I finally retired, I could hardly wait to spend time enjoying my favorite pastime -- bass fishing. I got my own little fishing boat and tried to get my wife to join me, but she just never liked fishing. Finally, one day at the Bait &Tackle Shop, I got to talking to Sam the shop owner who it turned out loves bass fishing as much as I do. We quickly became fishing buddies. As I said the wife doesn't care about fishing; she not only refuses to join us she always complains that I spend too much time fishing. A few weeks ago Sam and I had the best fishing trip ever. Not only did I catch the most beautiful bass you've ever seen, only a few minutes later Sam must have caught his twin brother! So I took a picture of Sam holding up the two nice bass that we caught and showed the picture to the wife hoping that maybe she'd get interested. Instead she says she doesn't want me to go fishing at all anymore! And she wants me to sell the boat! I think she just doesn't like to see me enjoying myself. What would you do? Tell the wife to forget it and continue my hobby or quit fishing and sell the boat as she insists? Thanks, A fisherman PS I have enclosed the picture of Sam showing off the bass we caught. NSFW - Sorry 'bout that

Bela Fleck and the Flecktones. Great band. Have fun. http://www.flecktones.com/

Thanks for all the responses. I never even thought about this until my friend asked me so it made me a little curious. I am going to print this out and show my buddy who was asking about it. Thanks again. -Mike

Wow! You would think the TM would notice that getting to the door. Maybe it depends on what kind of aircraft they were jumping from. Probably a good move. Do you know if he was a pretty new TM or if it's a result of complacency? Or was he somehow distracted? Just curious.....

Sorry, I'm bored at work today. Has anyone heard of/experienced/seen a tandem harness malfunction? Something like partially or fully breaking away from the TM. This may be a dumb question but I am taking some people skydiving with me next weekend (finally got some money saved up to do a few more levels) and one of the people going asked me that. I obviously couldn't give them an answer so I thought I'd try here. Thanks guys (and gals).