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My sister bought me two "30 Seconds to Mars" albums, but I couldn't get into them, regardless of the fact that Jered Leto is the lead singer. Too much whining/screeching for me. Kevin - Sonic Beef #5 - OrFun #28 "I never take myself too seriously, 'cuz everybody know fat birds don't fly." - FLC Online communities: proof that people never mature much past high school.

I'm not trying to slow his roll, I'm merely trying to bring him back down to this place we call earth where he likes rocks and talks like a southerner. Plus, it boosts his ego to get messages from all of you. It becomes conversation-fodder next week. Kevin - Sonic Beef #5 - OrFun #28 "I never take myself too seriously, 'cuz everybody know fat birds don't fly." - FLC Online communities: proof that people never mature much past high school.

Yes, but think of how completely he'll blush when he gets messages from all of you while he's "out of service". Kevin - Sonic Beef #5 - OrFun #28 "I never take myself too seriously, 'cuz everybody know fat birds don't fly." - FLC Online communities: proof that people never mature much past high school.

Damn! None of the people who would take this as a righteous challenge are online right now. Slackers. Kevin - Sonic Beef #5 - OrFun #28 "I never take myself too seriously, 'cuz everybody know fat birds don't fly." - FLC Online communities: proof that people never mature much past high school.

You can try. I hear he's a grouch when you try to call him collect when he's...uh, preoccupied. Kevin - Sonic Beef #5 - OrFun #28 "I never take myself too seriously, 'cuz everybody know fat birds don't fly." - FLC Online communities: proof that people never mature much past high school.

Call Steve's (Jumper03) cell number right now...if you have it. Who knows, you might catch him off his guard for once. I just get more devious when I drink. Kevin - Sonic Beef #5 - OrFun #28 "I never take myself too seriously, 'cuz everybody know fat birds don't fly." - FLC Online communities: proof that people never mature much past high school.

Actually, one of our firewall engineers just quit and another engineer is being forced to retire before he kills himself falling at work. We're in a "hiring freeze", but my guess is we'll be looking to fill those roles sooner than later. Any prior military or GS service? PM me for more info. Kevin - Sonic Beef #5 - OrFun #28 "I never take myself too seriously, 'cuz everybody know fat birds don't fly." - FLC Online communities: proof that people never mature much past high school.

I've got a free jump ticket the next time I see you if you photoshop that with Steve's face in it. How about the puffy shirt? I think they've got it at the Smithsonian. Kevin - Sonic Beef #5 - OrFun #28 "I never take myself too seriously, 'cuz everybody know fat birds don't fly." - FLC Online communities: proof that people never mature much past high school.

That one was cake compared to the one off to the right of the guy having a huge worm pulled out of his own leg. Kevin - Sonic Beef #5 - OrFun #28 "I never take myself too seriously, 'cuz everybody know fat birds don't fly." - FLC Online communities: proof that people never mature much past high school.

Is that Micro behind her tossing her a pair of his filthies? Kevin - Sonic Beef #5 - OrFun #28 "I never take myself too seriously, 'cuz everybody know fat birds don't fly." - FLC Online communities: proof that people never mature much past high school.

I was thinking, you know, for starters NO COWBOY HAT. How about a homespun tunic unbuttoned halfway down and one of those necklaces with the horn on it? Oh, wait. We're talking Italians from ITALY? I have no idea. Kevin - Sonic Beef #5 - OrFun #28 "I never take myself too seriously, 'cuz everybody know fat birds don't fly." - FLC Online communities: proof that people never mature much past high school.

That was a great article. But you know what is missing? How much we missed the Foxes at that meet. Kevin - Sonic Beef #5 - OrFun #28 "I never take myself too seriously, 'cuz everybody know fat birds don't fly." - FLC Online communities: proof that people never mature much past high school.

It's merely an observation, not an attack. If I had wanted to attack you, I would have imitated how you sound and posted a picture of that guy swallowing his own chin. Kevin - Sonic Beef #5 - OrFun #28 "I never take myself too seriously, 'cuz everybody know fat birds don't fly." - FLC Online communities: proof that people never mature much past high school.

if I could FIND it!!!!!!!! I am intrigued to know if Steve talks as well as he types when he is drunk!!!! g Actually, his drunk typing almost DIRECTLY resembles how he talks on a REGULAR basis. Kevin - Sonic Beef #5 - OrFun #28 "I never take myself too seriously, 'cuz everybody know fat birds don't fly." - FLC Online communities: proof that people never mature much past high school.

Listen, Mr. "Alcohol removes my stiff-necked inhibitions", who says you have any say in the matter? Maybe Peanut got it in his head that you're amenable. How are you going to fend off a naked Peanut? Kevin - Sonic Beef #5 - OrFun #28 "I never take myself too seriously, 'cuz everybody know fat birds don't fly." - FLC Online communities: proof that people never mature much past high school.

Not yet, but I'm getting there with this group. Kevin - Sonic Beef #5 - OrFun #28 "I never take myself too seriously, 'cuz everybody know fat birds don't fly." - FLC Online communities: proof that people never mature much past high school.

Good lord people! Aside from making me lose my breakfast from all of you egging him on when he's drunk, don't you realize that I get to deal with his next-day self-flagellation over how he should stop drunk-posting (even if he has absolutely no intention of carrying out that threat in the near future)?? Between that and how giddy and un-STEVE he's been lately over "stuff", I may need to sign up online to become a monk and go the whole "vow of silence" route to protect the (

Unfortunately, YES. This is after I emphatically stated that he HAD shown me his weeping mouth sore in a sorry attempt to forestall the inevitable display. He was probably paying me back for telling him that I've heard Valtrex can help him out when he first mentioned he had mouth sores, but still. Kevin - Sonic Beef #5 - OrFun #28 "I never take myself too seriously, 'cuz everybody know fat birds don't fly." - FLC Online communities: proof that people never mature much past high school.

"Did I show you my sore?" Kevin - Sonic Beef #5 - OrFun #28 "I never take myself too seriously, 'cuz everybody know fat birds don't fly." - FLC Online communities: proof that people never mature much past high school.

Oh really? So it's "serious" is it? Kevin - Sonic Beef #5 - OrFun #28 "I never take myself too seriously, 'cuz everybody know fat birds don't fly." - FLC Online communities: proof that people never mature much past high school.

What a wonderful weekend full of fun, friends and food. Carolina Sky Sports hosted the latest meet in the CaSL, and as usual, the friendly staff, immaculate facilities and large landing area were more than up to the task. With four Rookie teams, four Intermediate teams and one Open team, the day promised to be a challenging ride for all competitors and their respective videographers. The winners of the rookie class, the Fast Fockers, showed what one previous season in rookie class, tunnel time and paid coaching can do to get you where you want to be. They consistently made the numbers that put them on top early in this meet, and held on to their early lead through to the end. 28 points is tough to beat if you don't bring your A-game. Team Luckiest Guy in Raeford started off with high hopes, but soon felt the strain of not practicing together more than twice since becoming a team right before the first meet. After an initial botched exit on the first jump, they pulled together to solidify that aspect of the dives, but still couldn't seem to pull the kind of numbers they needed to forge ahead. They finished with a total of 19 points. Home DZ comrades to LGIR, Team Pffft showed that they are fast becoming the team to watch as they steadily improve their skills as a 4-way team. We wish them all the best in the next several meets, and are proud to call them friends. Their cameraman, Larry of the Golden Knights, won best video award and kindly gave the money to another team. After watching a few of his downloads in the video room, it was clear to me early on he'd be the winner in that category. Excellent work, Larry. 4-way virgins, a pick-up team from CSS, did well, considering they were a bit of a last-minute joining of minds and talents. We enjoyed seeing their smiling faces as they exited with their cameraman, the Mad Russian, who later helped everyone celebrate by cooking the most amazingly delicious stew I've ever had. We hope to see all of them again at the next meet. All of the Intermediate teams looked as if they were working their posteriors off to make the numbers jump off the camera, and it wound up being a close race for third place between Turbulence and Carolina Chaos, who eventually tied for the bronze. Team West Point brought their talents into play with an impressive 47 point total, but was just two points shy of beating the Crazy Ivans, who always seem so humble and surprised when they win. Meet Champions, Carolina Ice pulled an impressive 70-point total out of their hats and accepted their medals with the grace of true champions. One thing in particular I learned at this meet: it's more important to be a good person and sportsman than it is to be a good skydiver. Congratulations to all of the competitors and videographers for an excellent meet, but even more thanks and adulation goes to Randy and Dan for organizing, managing and judging this event. You kept us all on track and relatively sane, and for that we thank you. Hope to see everyone at this next meet at Raeford! Until then, stay safe and have fun! Kevin - Sonic Beef #5 - OrFun #28 "I never take myself too seriously, 'cuz everybody know fat birds don't fly." - FLC Online communities: proof that people never mature much past high school.

When I read the title I thought that maybe you started smoking your own ass hairs. Kevin - Sonic Beef #5 - OrFun #28 "I never take myself too seriously, 'cuz everybody know fat birds don't fly." - FLC Online communities: proof that people never mature much past high school.

Hope you had a wonderful birthday, Rosa. Here's wishing you all the best in the year(s) to come.

Congratuations on 1st place Fockers! 28 points is tough to beat! If we can't get the date of the next meet moved back to the original date it was scheduled for, we'll either have to substitute a member for one of our loyal stand-ins, or scrap it. We're not sure yet. Great job to everyone at the meet, and a big hat's-off to the winner of the best video award, Larry The Golden Knights Guy. Kevin - Sonic Beef #5 - OrFun #28 "I never take myself too seriously, 'cuz everybody know fat birds don't fly." - FLC Online communities: proof that people never mature much past high school.

Sometimes the most intelligent manner of discussing a subject is to refrain from talking about it. Kevin - Sonic Beef #5 - OrFun #28 "I never take myself too seriously, 'cuz everybody know fat birds don't fly." - FLC Online communities: proof that people never mature much past high school.