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Let me just say that the only thing that kept me from walking out of this incredibly overdone, almost slapstick-y bore of a film was Uma and her complete grasp of what a psycho ex girlfriend with super powers can do to make your life a never ending pants-wetter. "Why did G-Girl throw a shark at us?" Not enough to redeem this piece of tripe that seemed as if it were written by high-school freshmen, but funny as a one-liner. Save your duckets for something worthwhile...like "The Fountain"...when it makes the scene. Kevin - Sonic Beef #5 - OrFun #28 "I never take myself too seriously, 'cuz everybody know fat birds don't fly." - FLC Online communities: proof that people never mature much past high school.

Dude, let's talk. I smell movie rights. Kevin - Sonic Beef #5 - OrFun #28 "I never take myself too seriously, 'cuz everybody know fat birds don't fly." - FLC Online communities: proof that people never mature much past high school.

Excellent reply. Thanks Richard.

I can't pick! She's such a sweetie in person and her smile is contagious.

Amen. It's rare that I even visit these threads because I know that someone's good intentions of finding out how to begin THINKING about something they'd like to try turns into a bunch of diatribes on their low jump numbers/experience. You either have the information she wants or you don't, and you'll either share it or you won't. Enough with the "update your profile" and other associated B.S. Kevin - Sonic Beef #5 - OrFun #28 "I never take myself too seriously, 'cuz everybody know fat birds don't fly." - FLC Online communities: proof that people never mature much past high school.

Where the tuck is Fexas? Kevin - Sonic Beef #5 - OrFun #28 "I never take myself too seriously, 'cuz everybody know fat birds don't fly." - FLC Online communities: proof that people never mature much past high school.

See you this weekend, my friend. Let's tear it up before you go. Kevin - Sonic Beef #5 - OrFun #28 "I never take myself too seriously, 'cuz everybody know fat birds don't fly." - FLC Online communities: proof that people never mature much past high school.

I'm still giggling from Hippie and the satchel comment. A Jihad-targeted satchel is no laughing matter, though. Kevin - Sonic Beef #5 - OrFun #28 "I never take myself too seriously, 'cuz everybody know fat birds don't fly." - FLC Online communities: proof that people never mature much past high school.

Dear Sunshine, why is Steve still flirting heavily here even though he has a full-time girlfriend now? Kevin - Sonic Beef #5 - OrFun #28 "I never take myself too seriously, 'cuz everybody know fat birds don't fly." - FLC Online communities: proof that people never mature much past high school.

I know this was probably a rhetorical question, but I wanted to comment briefly. At least from my perspective (and I usually am not comped my video jumps on big ways or 4-way teams jumps), when I'm asked to film for a large group it's taking me from something else I'd rather be doing for that jump. For most dedicated videographers this would probably be a paid jump for a tandem or other student jump. I've shared the camera step on a Twin Otter as well as a PAC. I generally tend to drag my left leg and sliding my right foot as far to the rear of the step as possible. If I can keep my left hand in the upper right corner of the door frame, cool. If not, I'll tend to rest it on the shoulder or pack tray of the person I'm sharing the step with while my right hand holds the handle or bar provided. Generally, there's usually little relative wind to fight once the front and super-front floaters climb out. I've never had to have someone stand on my foot. Kevin - Sonic Beef #5 - OrFun #28 "I never take myself too seriously, 'cuz everybody know fat birds don't fly." - FLC Online communities: proof that people never mature much past high school.

Actually, if you can snag the orbiting globes that look like yours, those guys become food too. Kevin - Sonic Beef #5 - OrFun #28 "I never take myself too seriously, 'cuz everybody know fat birds don't fly." - FLC Online communities: proof that people never mature much past high school.

Jenova Chen is going to revolutionize the gaming industry...you just wait. In the meantime, try this for a bit. Kevin - Sonic Beef #5 - OrFun #28 "I never take myself too seriously, 'cuz everybody know fat birds don't fly." - FLC Online communities: proof that people never mature much past high school.

I'll enumerate the ways when we come visit. Kevin - Sonic Beef #5 - OrFun #28 "I never take myself too seriously, 'cuz everybody know fat birds don't fly." - FLC Online communities: proof that people never mature much past high school.

Do you know how much you completely RULE?

Silly, you already ARE my friend.

Is it bad that the first thing that came to mind when I read the title was, "How many of us have them? Friends. The ones you can depend on"? Kevin - Sonic Beef #5 - OrFun #28 "I never take myself too seriously, 'cuz everybody know fat birds don't fly." - FLC Online communities: proof that people never mature much past high school.

Absofreakinlutely. Oh and, uh, check your email. Kevin - Sonic Beef #5 - OrFun #28 "I never take myself too seriously, 'cuz everybody know fat birds don't fly." - FLC Online communities: proof that people never mature much past high school.

Hey, I owe you an email. And the payoff we agreed on. Just be sure that this time, nothing over 220lbs. And no linebackers. Kevin - Sonic Beef #5 - OrFun #28 "I never take myself too seriously, 'cuz everybody know fat birds don't fly." - FLC Online communities: proof that people never mature much past high school.

Did you ever figure out what the jellybeans were for? Yes, I believe he said it was for "texture" and something about "knowing what I'm passing". Kevin - Sonic Beef #5 - OrFun #28 "I never take myself too seriously, 'cuz everybody know fat birds don't fly." - FLC Online communities: proof that people never mature much past high school.

Geez, didn't you complete high-school sociology? Duh! Kevin - Sonic Beef #5 - OrFun #28 "I never take myself too seriously, 'cuz everybody know fat birds don't fly." - FLC Online communities: proof that people never mature much past high school.

You just made my day. Kevin - Sonic Beef #5 - OrFun #28 "I never take myself too seriously, 'cuz everybody know fat birds don't fly." - FLC Online communities: proof that people never mature much past high school.

I meant because of that thing you do with a blowtorch and a truckful of lard. Kevin - Sonic Beef #5 - OrFun #28 "I never take myself too seriously, 'cuz everybody know fat birds don't fly." - FLC Online communities: proof that people never mature much past high school.

Yes, that was all agreed upon in the Dublin Accords of '06, in addition to no tongue and no finger. Kevin - Sonic Beef #5 - OrFun #28 "I never take myself too seriously, 'cuz everybody know fat birds don't fly." - FLC Online communities: proof that people never mature much past high school.

But you, YOU are special in that "have to wear a helmet" kinda way. And here I was beginning to think you didn't like me anymore. Kevin - Sonic Beef #5 - OrFun #28 "I never take myself too seriously, 'cuz everybody know fat birds don't fly." - FLC Online communities: proof that people never mature much past high school.

I'm no match for a toddler. Those things have teeth and they aren't afraid to use them. Kevin - Sonic Beef #5 - OrFun #28 "I never take myself too seriously, 'cuz everybody know fat birds don't fly." - FLC Online communities: proof that people never mature much past high school.