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You know, I don't think you could put it more succinctly than that. I also now realize I was not being too selfless in my past relationships, but that the women I was with weren't following suit. Failure was inevitable. Kevin - Sonic Beef #5 - OrFun #28 "I never take myself too seriously, 'cuz everybody know fat birds don't fly." - FLC Online communities: proof that people never mature much past high school.
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Guinness. Definitely. Ever since I spent time in Ireland and had true Guinness on tap on a regular basis, everything else pales by comparison. Even Guinness here in the States can't compare. It's nasty here, but over there, it's like a meal in a glass. Kevin - Sonic Beef #5 - OrFun #28 "I never take myself too seriously, 'cuz everybody know fat birds don't fly." - FLC Online communities: proof that people never mature much past high school.
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bwahahhahah. thats horrible, but its hilarious. It will make some people cringe, and others laugh...we know what the cringing means. If you go to this site, they have loads of stickers and such. I buy loads of them and give them away at the DZ. And there are some pretty edgy tshirts
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Not to turn the tide away from stench reduction, but a friend of mine rescued a baby skunk and had her fixed and descented (several times, as the sac grows back), and he said that she was the best pet he ever had. Agile like a cat and playful like a dog. He just had to make sure he kept up with her scent-sac removal. Kevin - Sonic Beef #5 - OrFun #28 "I never take myself too seriously, 'cuz everybody know fat birds don't fly." - FLC Online communities: proof that people never mature much past high school.
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As to what you should do this evening, you could take OTC (over the counter) motion sickness pills then watch The Matrix on DVD so you can have some really wicked dreams where you dodge skydiving bullets...man. I spend WAY too much time on this board. Kevin - Sonic Beef #5 - OrFun #28 "I never take myself too seriously, 'cuz everybody know fat birds don't fly." - FLC Online communities: proof that people never mature much past high school.
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Trust that advice...seriously. Compromise just leaves TWO people unhappy. Kevin - Sonic Beef #5 - OrFun #28 "I never take myself too seriously, 'cuz everybody know fat birds don't fly." - FLC Online communities: proof that people never mature much past high school.
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I have a shirt that says, "Fuck with me and I will saw off your legs" and it has a solid white outline of a person with a hand saw over the...you guessed it, legs. There's one that I want to get that says, "I'm the teenage girl you jerked off in the chatroom with." Kevin - Sonic Beef #5 - OrFun #28 "I never take myself too seriously, 'cuz everybody know fat birds don't fly." - FLC Online communities: proof that people never mature much past high school.
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It's a beautiful tribute to your new-found passion. Kevin - Sonic Beef #5 - OrFun #28 "I never take myself too seriously, 'cuz everybody know fat birds don't fly." - FLC Online communities: proof that people never mature much past high school.
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Wait...something just filtered thr...yep, there it is. You posted a pic? CanIseecanIsee? Huh? Huh? Please? Kevin - Sonic Beef #5 - OrFun #28 "I never take myself too seriously, 'cuz everybody know fat birds don't fly." - FLC Online communities: proof that people never mature much past high school.
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Well, okay...let me go get the "chest mower". Kevin - Sonic Beef #5 - OrFun #28 "I never take myself too seriously, 'cuz everybody know fat birds don't fly." - FLC Online communities: proof that people never mature much past high school.
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You mean, you wouldn't be anyway? Kevin - Sonic Beef #5 - OrFun #28 "I never take myself too seriously, 'cuz everybody know fat birds don't fly." - FLC Online communities: proof that people never mature much past high school.
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Aww, you're just being bashful... Mocha slips in the peer pressure phrase "Everybody's doing it!" Heh. No really. I'd post pics, but I'd have to get a "hairy-bastard" filter for my camera. Kevin - Sonic Beef #5 - OrFun #28 "I never take myself too seriously, 'cuz everybody know fat birds don't fly." - FLC Online communities: proof that people never mature much past high school.
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You aren't kidding. I had to take a job at a local ISP just for networking table scraps. On weeks when I"m lucky, I get to do DSL installs for home and business. Kevin - Sonic Beef #5 - OrFun #28 "I never take myself too seriously, 'cuz everybody know fat birds don't fly." - FLC Online communities: proof that people never mature much past high school.
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Actually, I can't be naked without spawning hundreds of Sasquatch sightings. Kevin - Sonic Beef #5 - OrFun #28 "I never take myself too seriously, 'cuz everybody know fat birds don't fly." - FLC Online communities: proof that people never mature much past high school.
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Time to take up mud farming, I suppose. Kevin - Sonic Beef #5 - OrFun #28 "I never take myself too seriously, 'cuz everybody know fat birds don't fly." - FLC Online communities: proof that people never mature much past high school.
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I'm wondering if that's a socially embedded thought process, men thinking that women (in general) really want to be married, even if they state otherwise. Kevin - Sonic Beef #5 - OrFun #28 "I never take myself too seriously, 'cuz everybody know fat birds don't fly." - FLC Online communities: proof that people never mature much past high school.
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Oh! I have this saying that I use: The one thing that all of our ex's have in common is us. Introspection: it isn't just for prisoners anymore. Kevin - Sonic Beef #5 - OrFun #28 "I never take myself too seriously, 'cuz everybody know fat birds don't fly." - FLC Online communities: proof that people never mature much past high school.
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That sounds like a Helen Keller quote I have framed. "When one door of happiness closes, another opens; but often we look so long at the closed door that we do not see the one which has been opened for us." Helen Keller Kevin - Sonic Beef #5 - OrFun #28 "I never take myself too seriously, 'cuz everybody know fat birds don't fly." - FLC Online communities: proof that people never mature much past high school.
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Aha! I now have it on good authority (giving you some credit here) that I'm right! This is DEFINITELY going on my calendar. Seriously, if you can't be yourself with someone, then you can't be with them. Kevin - Sonic Beef #5 - OrFun #28 "I never take myself too seriously, 'cuz everybody know fat birds don't fly." - FLC Online communities: proof that people never mature much past high school.
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Hmmm, somehow I had this crazy impression that this place (especially Talk Back) was where we could come to have fun and try to forget that we aren't skydiving. I didn't realise that this needed to be just like work. Kevin - Sonic Beef #5 - OrFun #28 "I never take myself too seriously, 'cuz everybody know fat birds don't fly." - FLC Online communities: proof that people never mature much past high school.
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My skull in a vise Trying to hold back the bile Please let this day end Kevin - Sonic Beef #5 - OrFun #28 "I never take myself too seriously, 'cuz everybody know fat birds don't fly." - FLC Online communities: proof that people never mature much past high school.
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When I was in the military, that was one of the most demeaning tasks you could be given: Penis Police. If they weren't dilligent [I]enough[/I], they could get in trouble; if they were [I]too[/I] dilligent, it might be construed as opportunistic. And lets not even begin to mention how difficult it is to pee while someone is staring directly at your hose...well, someone UNWANTED staring at it. Kevin - Sonic Beef #5 - OrFun #28 "I never take myself too seriously, 'cuz everybody know fat birds don't fly." - FLC Online communities: proof that people never mature much past high school.
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We currently have a Caravan, but in November we're getting a SUPER OTTER! I feel like I should be singing theme music or something. From time to time, we get a CASA! The flying house! I'm way overboard with the !'s. Kevin - Sonic Beef #5 - OrFun #28 "I never take myself too seriously, 'cuz everybody know fat birds don't fly." - FLC Online communities: proof that people never mature much past high school.
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Being that I'm originally from Riverside, CA (currently transplanted to the South), I'd have to say Perris. I'll give you my grandparents address and you can go say hi. They have a pool. Kevin - Sonic Beef #5 - OrFun #28 "I never take myself too seriously, 'cuz everybody know fat birds don't fly." - FLC Online communities: proof that people never mature much past high school.
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You DID say cheesy, so I prepared myself...and laughed anyway. Kevin - Sonic Beef #5 - OrFun #28 "I never take myself too seriously, 'cuz everybody know fat birds don't fly." - FLC Online communities: proof that people never mature much past high school.