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  1. I'm telling you Lisa, the Muppet therapy works. Give it a go. Kevin - Sonic Beef #5 - OrFun #28 "I never take myself too seriously, 'cuz everybody know fat birds don't fly." - FLC Online communities: proof that people never mature much past high school.
  2. Uh, let me see what I can dredge up. I'm sure I've a smile-puller hidden around here somewhere. Kevin - Sonic Beef #5 - OrFun #28 "I never take myself too seriously, 'cuz everybody know fat birds don't fly." - FLC Online communities: proof that people never mature much past high school.
  3. Think of the tips though Yeah, and you know what tips rhymes with, Ivan...BOOBIES! Kevin - Sonic Beef #5 - OrFun #28 "I never take myself too seriously, 'cuz everybody know fat birds don't fly." - FLC Online communities: proof that people never mature much past high school.
  4. HEY! I've never met you, and you don't know my nocturnal activities, so...oh, wait. You meant that mahna mahna dude. Yeah, my bad. Kevin - Sonic Beef #5 - OrFun #28 "I never take myself too seriously, 'cuz everybody know fat birds don't fly." - FLC Online communities: proof that people never mature much past high school.
  5. Oh yeah?? Try THIS one on for size. It's not so bad...after the first couple of months. Kevin - Sonic Beef #5 - OrFun #28 "I never take myself too seriously, 'cuz everybody know fat birds don't fly." - FLC Online communities: proof that people never mature much past high school.
  6. I was looking at the job description and thinking, "What? It sounds like a good match for Ivan. If he's open to relocate, that is." Then I read the job title...stifled laughter isn't quite as good as the unfettered kind. Kevin - Sonic Beef #5 - OrFun #28 "I never take myself too seriously, 'cuz everybody know fat birds don't fly." - FLC Online communities: proof that people never mature much past high school.
  7. McDuck

    I'm a criminal

    I also recommend sending subscriptions to disgusting and deviant porn and sending them to their neighbors' addresses in their names. Then, when the nighbors have to start delivering their disgusting porn, perhaps the association will fall apart. Kevin - Sonic Beef #5 - OrFun #28 "I never take myself too seriously, 'cuz everybody know fat birds don't fly." - FLC Online communities: proof that people never mature much past high school.
  8. McDuck

    I'm a criminal

    Geez, Homeowner Nazis are the worst sort. I had some friends who were part of one and they couldn't get away with anything, but two houses down, they were wiping their arses on the front lawn and nobody said a word. Must have been a "who you know and who you blow" issue. There are all sorts of untraceable ways to let the "homeowners association" know that their days are numbered...such as a perpetually dead lawn they can never get to grow. Kevin - Sonic Beef #5 - OrFun #28 "I never take myself too seriously, 'cuz everybody know fat birds don't fly." - FLC Online communities: proof that people never mature much past high school.
  9. I'm finding the same thing. I sure am glad I did some limited research into this before I hit my boss up with it. Kevin - Sonic Beef #5 - OrFun #28 "I never take myself too seriously, 'cuz everybody know fat birds don't fly." - FLC Online communities: proof that people never mature much past high school.
  10. Exactly! If he's going to TAKE one, it had better be someone else's. I only have a few left and the weekend's coming up. Kevin - Sonic Beef #5 - OrFun #28 "I never take myself too seriously, 'cuz everybody know fat birds don't fly." - FLC Online communities: proof that people never mature much past high school.
  11. Yeah, and once you start on it, there's WAY too much to finish in one sitting. Kevin - Sonic Beef #5 - OrFun #28 "I never take myself too seriously, 'cuz everybody know fat birds don't fly." - FLC Online communities: proof that people never mature much past high school.
  12. Was the pilot reprimanded, or have a sexual assault case brought against him? And what's with old people using foul language? [/deliberately obtuse] Kevin - Sonic Beef #5 - OrFun #28 "I never take myself too seriously, 'cuz everybody know fat birds don't fly." - FLC Online communities: proof that people never mature much past high school.
  13. I'm going to bare about a square foot of my ass, and I'll be needing you to BITE IT. Kevin - Sonic Beef #5 - OrFun #28 "I never take myself too seriously, 'cuz everybody know fat birds don't fly." - FLC Online communities: proof that people never mature much past high school.
  14. Cool! We'll have to arrange a time to come visit you guys there and get directions. I love meeting people.
  15. Well now he won't only abuse the little boys, he'll gas them and torture them too. Except for the abuse and torture thing, sounds like most uncles. Kevin - Sonic Beef #5 - OrFun #28 "I never take myself too seriously, 'cuz everybody know fat birds don't fly." - FLC Online communities: proof that people never mature much past high school.
  16. I'll have to wait until I get the chance to check that, since I don't receive any spam on any account except my hotmail one. I looked at a message our spam assassin caught and filtered, but I couldn't find any html tag with a K. Kevin - Sonic Beef #5 - OrFun #28 "I never take myself too seriously, 'cuz everybody know fat birds don't fly." - FLC Online communities: proof that people never mature much past high school.
  17. hey tell them to come visit us over in Raeford too....not far from the skydiving place. Hey, good idea! They'll get to meet more than just little ol' me while they are visiting. I know their schedule is stacked, but I'll send them your way, dude. Kevin - Sonic Beef #5 - OrFun #28 "I never take myself too seriously, 'cuz everybody know fat birds don't fly." - FLC Online communities: proof that people never mature much past high school.
  18. Like one is less wanted by the authorities and outraged masses than the other. Kevin - Sonic Beef #5 - OrFun #28 "I never take myself too seriously, 'cuz everybody know fat birds don't fly." - FLC Online communities: proof that people never mature much past high school.
  19. Example please? I'm sure our filtering software here has this coded in, but if it doesn't... Kevin - Sonic Beef #5 - OrFun #28 "I never take myself too seriously, 'cuz everybody know fat birds don't fly." - FLC Online communities: proof that people never mature much past high school.
  20. I don't know about alana, but I'M feeling the love way over here...not that Florida is so terribly far from NC, but you know what I mean. Maybe once MyOwnWay and Jumper03 make it out here and jump with us, I'll find a pic I can live with and post it. That should be this Saturday.
  21. Sunny, you're adorable! And not the least bit camera-shy. I'd post a pic, but this isn't the "If you're a hairy-backed beast and you know it..." thread. Kevin - Sonic Beef #5 - OrFun #28 "I never take myself too seriously, 'cuz everybody know fat birds don't fly." - FLC Online communities: proof that people never mature much past high school.
  22. Yeah, I was stumped too. Then I saw the other posts that explained it was a professional sports issue...my MEH meter read 100% at that point. Kevin - Sonic Beef #5 - OrFun #28 "I never take myself too seriously, 'cuz everybody know fat birds don't fly." - FLC Online communities: proof that people never mature much past high school.
  23. Aaaaand, put me in the list of geeks that thought to offer some technical assistance. Funny, I don't mind doing it here try and help fellow jumpers, but I loathe technical support when I do it here at work. Kevin - Sonic Beef #5 - OrFun #28 "I never take myself too seriously, 'cuz everybody know fat birds don't fly." - FLC Online communities: proof that people never mature much past high school.
  24. McDuck

    Dilemma

    Thank you to everyone! She really loves it. In fact, she comments on it every time she passes by it...we have it displayed on our dining room table. Just seeing her face light up when she took it out of the helmet bag was gift enough for me. Oh, and if you look at the picture upside-down, you can see that the plane and the freeflyer are oriented properly. Kevin - Sonic Beef #5 - OrFun #28 "I never take myself too seriously, 'cuz everybody know fat birds don't fly." - FLC Online communities: proof that people never mature much past high school.