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  1. It's in my log book. Three of them with my sweetie. Edited to add: Yeah, I know. This was a "Who has NOT" thread. I just couldn't resist. It's so seldom that I get to brag that I almost forgot HOW. Kevin - Sonic Beef #5 - OrFun #28 "I never take myself too seriously, 'cuz everybody know fat birds don't fly." - FLC Online communities: proof that people never mature much past high school.
  2. {{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{VIBES}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}} for him, his family and friends. Kevin - Sonic Beef #5 - OrFun #28 "I never take myself too seriously, 'cuz everybody know fat birds don't fly." - FLC Online communities: proof that people never mature much past high school.
  3. Well CRUD. I suppose we COULD hold off until the end of the month, but we really wanted to get away this week, and I've already been working on my "I'm starting to get sick" routine here at work so I can call in on Friday. It helps that my new-found allergies decided that today was prime for a flare-up. Okay, if we DO decide to make it down htere this weekend, who might be around? Kevin - Sonic Beef #5 - OrFun #28 "I never take myself too seriously, 'cuz everybody know fat birds don't fly." - FLC Online communities: proof that people never mature much past high school.
  4. Ah yes, Steve Oedekirk! LOVE his work. Call me crazy (I know I'm just asking for it), but I thought "Kung Pow" was hilarious. You just have to watch it in the right frame of mind: bonkers. Kevin - Sonic Beef #5 - OrFun #28 "I never take myself too seriously, 'cuz everybody know fat birds don't fly." - FLC Online communities: proof that people never mature much past high school.
  5. Okay, with all of that fun in mind, MY Cora and I are thinking about coming down there this weekend. We haven't worked the logistics of it all out yet, but we think we might leave Friday afternoon sometime and drive down there. We were going to fly, but until she gets her IFR rating, we should probably hold off on a fly-in. We'd love to meet everyone, but we tend to be more than a little humble and quiet until people get to know us. Kevin - Sonic Beef #5 - OrFun #28 "I never take myself too seriously, 'cuz everybody know fat birds don't fly." - FLC Online communities: proof that people never mature much past high school.
  6. Finish my sentence? Kevin - Sonic Beef #5 - OrFun #28 "I never take myself too seriously, 'cuz everybody know fat birds don't fly." - FLC Online communities: proof that people never mature much past high school.
  7. Eh? Kelly Nothing, it was only a momentary lapse of sanity brought on by your bawdy statement. But I'm muuuuuch better now. Kevin - Sonic Beef #5 - OrFun #28 "I never take myself too seriously, 'cuz everybody know fat birds don't fly." - FLC Online communities: proof that people never mature much past high school.
  8. Here's my shoe Please, my porridge Change my diaper PW my ass off Kevin - Sonic Beef #5 - OrFun #28 "I never take myself too seriously, 'cuz everybody know fat birds don't fly." - FLC Online communities: proof that people never mature much past high school.
  9. (sigh) I'm going to become a monk now. Kevin - Sonic Beef #5 - OrFun #28 "I never take myself too seriously, 'cuz everybody know fat birds don't fly." - FLC Online communities: proof that people never mature much past high school.
  10. Scream my name? Kevin - Sonic Beef #5 - OrFun #28 "I never take myself too seriously, 'cuz everybody know fat birds don't fly." - FLC Online communities: proof that people never mature much past high school.
  11. Lick my satchel? Kevin - Sonic Beef #5 - OrFun #28 "I never take myself too seriously, 'cuz everybody know fat birds don't fly." - FLC Online communities: proof that people never mature much past high school.
  12. Or fishing for assholes. You know, toss your hands like you've got a fishing rod, then reel the middle finger up. Kevin - Sonic Beef #5 - OrFun #28 "I never take myself too seriously, 'cuz everybody know fat birds don't fly." - FLC Online communities: proof that people never mature much past high school.
  13. McDuck

    Euphemisms

    Yeah, I actually avoided this one, but you ploughed right ahead. Kevin - Sonic Beef #5 - OrFun #28 "I never take myself too seriously, 'cuz everybody know fat birds don't fly." - FLC Online communities: proof that people never mature much past high school.
  14. The obvious, "If I throw a stick, will you leave?" Kevin - Sonic Beef #5 - OrFun #28 "I never take myself too seriously, 'cuz everybody know fat birds don't fly." - FLC Online communities: proof that people never mature much past high school.
  15. Uh, actually I was making the assumption that you were on a level beyond the type you just described. Like the Observation level. But you know, go with what works best. Kevin - Sonic Beef #5 - OrFun #28 "I never take myself too seriously, 'cuz everybody know fat birds don't fly." - FLC Online communities: proof that people never mature much past high school.
  16. You know what I thought when I read this? "How else would you breathe than through your mouth?" I think lack of sleep and a little bit of personal anguish are making me insane. I KNOW you've seen those folks who run insect hotels with their traps wide open all day every day. Kevin - Sonic Beef #5 - OrFun #28 "I never take myself too seriously, 'cuz everybody know fat birds don't fly." - FLC Online communities: proof that people never mature much past high school.
  17. I suppose it's a foregone conclusion that Ivan will be outside with BELLS on along with that beer? Kevin - Sonic Beef #5 - OrFun #28 "I never take myself too seriously, 'cuz everybody know fat birds don't fly." - FLC Online communities: proof that people never mature much past high school.
  18. "Trash-burpin' gutter-rat"? It's a modified version of a much more vile insult. Kevin - Sonic Beef #5 - OrFun #28 "I never take myself too seriously, 'cuz everybody know fat birds don't fly." - FLC Online communities: proof that people never mature much past high school.
  19. How about "in-bred, booger-eating mouth-breather?" Kevin - Sonic Beef #5 - OrFun #28 "I never take myself too seriously, 'cuz everybody know fat birds don't fly." - FLC Online communities: proof that people never mature much past high school.
  20. Hmmm, you aren't addicted to any horrible substances like meth, crack or Vivarin are you? I hear caffeine is really bad for you (swigging from my 5th soda today), and there are reasons to quit that along with cigarettes. It's just as difficult to quit, too...or so, I've heard. You have to be careful that whatever you decide to quit isn't TOO repugnant. You don't want to fabricate something that would drive people away simply due to the fact that you would have to quit it in the first palce...like uncontrollable flatulence. Kevin - Sonic Beef #5 - OrFun #28 "I never take myself too seriously, 'cuz everybody know fat birds don't fly." - FLC Online communities: proof that people never mature much past high school.
  21. If it's repugnant enough and the cessation of it would improve your health and longevity. Can't hurt to give it a shot. Plus, a little shameless self-promotion never hurt anyone. Kevin - Sonic Beef #5 - OrFun #28 "I never take myself too seriously, 'cuz everybody know fat birds don't fly." - FLC Online communities: proof that people never mature much past high school.
  22. Buck up little camper. I'm sure you have other bad habits you could attempt to break if promised another chance. Kevin - Sonic Beef #5 - OrFun #28 "I never take myself too seriously, 'cuz everybody know fat birds don't fly." - FLC Online communities: proof that people never mature much past high school.
  23. McDuck

    Beer rules?

    I've never really looked, but I'm fairly certain that worms don't have prominent posteriors. But I catch your meaning. If it DOES apply, at least the beer lights around the globe won't be wanting. Kevin - Sonic Beef #5 - OrFun #28 "I never take myself too seriously, 'cuz everybody know fat birds don't fly." - FLC Online communities: proof that people never mature much past high school.
  24. Anything that helps you sleep at night after this missed opportunity, my friend. Kevin - Sonic Beef #5 - OrFun #28 "I never take myself too seriously, 'cuz everybody know fat birds don't fly." - FLC Online communities: proof that people never mature much past high school.
  25. [hrrrrrrrkkkkk] Thanks, but NO. Kevin - Sonic Beef #5 - OrFun #28 "I never take myself too seriously, 'cuz everybody know fat birds don't fly." - FLC Online communities: proof that people never mature much past high school.