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  1. what is this, a dating site? . Abbie Mashaal Skydive Idaho Snake River Skydiving TandemBASE
  2. Splatula. represent! SPLATULAS - UNITE TO FORM SPLATUTRON! Luckily I've got cleatus to make comments for me while I'm out ripping it up. Hey captain syphillus, one hand smells like pussy, the other one like a boston roach coach dog with the works, and I'm burpin' sam adams. aiant life grand? charmspoop- The only thing that comes back around to bite is a bear you didnt shoot dead. . Abbie Mashaal Skydive Idaho Snake River Skydiving TandemBASE
  3. Amen. It kind of takes the sport out of it, if you can rely in the back of your mind that someone else will take care of you. In fact, if my tax money went to specific BASE jumper rescue training, that'd be unfair to the community in which I live and share a pool tax funded services with. . Abbie Mashaal Skydive Idaho Snake River Skydiving TandemBASE
  4. Yes! The few should be in control of the many! Sorry 813, that is who "WE" (or a portion of the "WE") obviously are at this point in time. YOU may be completely different, but you or a small group alone doesn't represent the BASE community whether it benefits our marketability or not. Fuck the media and their game. "It is what it is." . Abbie Mashaal Skydive Idaho Snake River Skydiving TandemBASE
  5. I just email the author, cjohnson@news10.net, about this. Has anyone else? . Abbie Mashaal Skydive Idaho Snake River Skydiving TandemBASE
  6. It is. Which makes me a three digit BASE # holder. :-) . Abbie Mashaal Skydive Idaho Snake River Skydiving TandemBASE
  7. night base is at least at #152. . Abbie Mashaal Skydive Idaho Snake River Skydiving TandemBASE
  8. cornishe

    Nakid 100 or 102

    My standards ARE very low, and you guy's still barely made the cut. You know what you got? F+. Click. :-) Spent the night in the Tropicana parking lot in Atlantic City last night. Drove to New York this morning. This place is shit. Not "the shit" as in great, but just "shit" as in poop, turds, ass biscuits, and butt soup. . Abbie Mashaal Skydive Idaho Snake River Skydiving TandemBASE
  9. cornishe

    Nakid 100 or 102

    I'm in Maryland right now and by evening I will be in New York or New Jersey. I got to me Scott, Gregor, and Tree last night. What a great group of people!! Email/PM me, but I dont think I'll be going back south. Waka waka waka. . Abbie Mashaal Skydive Idaho Snake River Skydiving TandemBASE
  10. cornishe

    Nakid 100 or 102

    yeah, you can have her hold your balls for you in her purse. Abbie Mashaal Skydive Idaho Snake River Skydiving TandemBASE
  11. Why not accept who you are instead. If you want a pair of tits to play with, get a girlfriend. Seriously people, dont waste time altering yourself. Karen, get a girlfriend, or too or three! Then get a kiddie pool and a lot of warm oils. Then call me immediately. . Abbie Mashaal Skydive Idaho Snake River Skydiving TandemBASE
  12. cornishe

    Naming Names

    Can I play the son-in-law? . Abbie Mashaal Skydive Idaho Snake River Skydiving TandemBASE
  13. Well, they do say, "you are what you eat." Now... aren't you the one that owes me some photos? . Abbie Mashaal Skydive Idaho Snake River Skydiving TandemBASE
  14. Jaap is right. I can honestly quote those numbers and automatically I sound like a badass. But really, I'm a total pussy! . Abbie Mashaal Skydive Idaho Snake River Skydiving TandemBASE
  15. cornishe

    Building Height

    share your new resource with us bro! Is it www.skyscraperpage.com ? Jaap, you should add that site to the basewiki. . Abbie Mashaal Skydive Idaho Snake River Skydiving TandemBASE
  16. Talk to Eric and Paul dude. PM grundleson. . Abbie Mashaal Skydive Idaho Snake River Skydiving TandemBASE
  17. 3000 ft. & 180 ft. . Abbie Mashaal Skydive Idaho Snake River Skydiving TandemBASE
  18. If you're going to quote me, then you need to buy me a beer. And I just happen to be in the upper east coast right now! PM pics please, as a down payment on that beer. Faber, I'll share pics with you if they're good. . Abbie Mashaal Skydive Idaho Snake River Skydiving TandemBASE
  19. riggers, you people are the best. I'm not an FAA rigger, but have made a number of base jumps over the last year and a half. I packed for 5 or 6 people on bridged-day, all first time base jumpers and man it was SO FUCKING GREAT to see their faces and gratitute after they used their first and last chance at a good canopy. Hugs, thank yous, and big smiles were received. This obviously makes up for the shitty money you guys make. . Abbie Mashaal Skydive Idaho Snake River Skydiving TandemBASE
  20. Russel, you get all the fun!!!! 5 line twists!! man, that story is getting crazier by the minute. :-P Now, while I will admit that this packjob was done by an associate of Cornishe Heavy Industries, its was done pro bono, and we all know, YOU GET WHAT YOU PAY FOR. Collin, you're so fucking awesome. You did a great job on that jump with Rus. You wear the spatula honorably. . Abbie Mashaal Skydive Idaho Snake River Skydiving TandemBASE
  21. cornishe

    The No NPS Banner

    teabagging party? that's every year's memorial day in twin, isn't it? . Abbie Mashaal Skydive Idaho Snake River Skydiving TandemBASE
  22. Fortunately we were not bothered, although I was concerned about getting busted for even kiting. At that moment though it was worth getting busted. I even told Ray that before we got out of the car. It was alot of fun. We did get some hoorays from passers by, and we made sure to let them know that "BASE jumping is not a crime!" We even ran into a visiting German skydiver as we were leaving the lawn. Life is way too cool for sporting activities to be illegal. I'm down in Richmond right now, and will be passing through DC again soon with final destination Boston. Locals have something for me with a soft landing area? I'm nursing an uncooperative ankle. . Abbie Mashaal Skydive Idaho Snake River Skydiving TandemBASE
  23. duuuuuhhh... so the joke when completely over your head then... but you all can still shed a tear b/c even though we didnt really jump the monument at high noon, its NPS land, and even kiting the canopy is apparently a crime. PS - Go back to the bonfire. . Abbie Mashaal Skydive Idaho Snake River Skydiving TandemBASE
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  25. The "Clicker" requires all your support to come from the boot rather than the binding. The boots ended up being clunky like ski boots, and not as cools and comfortable as the airwalks, etc., that you can get with the standard snowboard binding system. The standard system also allows the user to decide how much/little play he wants. . Abbie Mashaal Skydive Idaho Snake River Skydiving TandemBASE