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  1. cornishe

    Thank You!

    Hey!! [image attached] . Abbie Mashaal Skydive Idaho Snake River Skydiving TandemBASE
  2. TALK is 'so easy'. . Abbie Mashaal Skydive Idaho Snake River Skydiving TandemBASE
  3. Do that and you're sure to be mistaken for a skydiver. . Abbie Mashaal Skydive Idaho Snake River Skydiving TandemBASE
  4. 1) One 2-pin container has come across my eyes using bungee closing loops. I think its genius. Is there any history of this in base or skydiving? 2) Another. even more genius, idea I've seen is to use velcro to close the container instead of pins. . Abbie Mashaal Skydive Idaho Snake River Skydiving TandemBASE
  5. ALL I WANTED WAS A PEPSI!!!!!! . Abbie Mashaal Skydive Idaho Snake River Skydiving TandemBASE
  6. For those who believe in God, most of the big questions are answered. But for those of us who can't readily accept the God formula, the big answers don't remain stone-written. We adjust to new conditions and discoveries. We are pliable. Love need not be a command or faith a dictum. I am my own God. We are here to unlearn the teachings of the church, state, and our educational system. We are here to drink beer. We are here to kill war. We are here to laugh at the odds and live our lives so well that Death will tremble to take us. -Charles Bukowski . Abbie Mashaal Skydive Idaho Snake River Skydiving TandemBASE
  7. That wasn't nice? I'm trying to waste time so the beer can wear off and the room will stop spinning. I'm supposed to be at the morgue tomorrow at 8am. i wondeer what will smell worse, my farts or the dead losers. . Abbie Mashaal Skydive Idaho Snake River Skydiving TandemBASE
  8. What, are you people advertisers? Jaap had those all listed already. Click his link before you post. . Abbie Mashaal Skydive Idaho Snake River Skydiving TandemBASE
  9. I can give a class too with my emergency kit. I can also give an advanced course and show proper use of a spatula. . Abbie Mashaal Skydive Idaho Snake River Skydiving TandemBASE
  10. Dude, shouldnt that say without instead of with? ...dumass. . Abbie Mashaal Skydive Idaho Snake River Skydiving TandemBASE
  11. 1)Always jump down if its a safe jump. And if you KNOW you're busted, do what you did and walk towards the cop in a peaceful manner. Try to engineer the conversation so in the direction of just a couple of dudes chatting. Its a fine art. 2)If you KNOW you were ratted out... "hypothetically" I would punch that cocksucker rat in the nose. . Abbie Mashaal Skydive Idaho Snake River Skydiving TandemBASE
  12. Ya bro. Can you move your offices to Yosemite? . Abbie Mashaal Skydive Idaho Snake River Skydiving TandemBASE
  13. I always jump a fanny pack containing 2 condoms, 1 tube of astroglide, 1 rubber chicken head, and 2 latex gloves. . Abbie Mashaal Skydive Idaho Snake River Skydiving TandemBASE
  14. Collin, don't forget we also take a paraplegic where ever we go. Wait, is THAT a jinx? . Abbie Mashaal Skydive Idaho Snake River Skydiving TandemBASE
  15. Fuckin A right dawggie. The Chronicles series of videos has boobie intermissions. It must be on the list! . Abbie Mashaal Skydive Idaho Snake River Skydiving TandemBASE
  16. Add "A Fist Full of F-111". . Abbie Mashaal Skydive Idaho Snake River Skydiving TandemBASE
  17. If Cornishe Heavy Industries Packing Services returns to Bridge Day next year, we will have rigs for rent. More information will be available closer to the event. Abbie Mashaal Skydive Idaho Snake River Skydiving TandemBASE
  18. Duuuuuuude. Just make a game out of the movie Point Break! . Abbie Mashaal Skydive Idaho Snake River Skydiving TandemBASE
  19. Zed's dead. . Abbie Mashaal Skydive Idaho Snake River Skydiving TandemBASE
  20. I think the game ends in only two ways, you die/are mamed or you choose to quit jumping. I think the goals should be successful jumps as well as training new AI jumpers. You're training and constant advice plus a random variable decides how they do and you score is affected by it. You can pick and choose your students from the DZ. Carl Boenish should be the narrator and show up once in a while with suggestions. There should be naked women oil wrestling. . Abbie Mashaal Skydive Idaho Snake River Skydiving TandemBASE
  21. I've got num-chuk skills, bow hunting skills, computer hacking skills. Jaap - is that the Holy Cleavland Steamer Roll? and i thought I wasn't going to post anything for a while. . Abbie Mashaal Skydive Idaho Snake River Skydiving TandemBASE
  22. I sent it. Check your inbox. 7mb. it may take a few. . Abbie Mashaal Skydive Idaho Snake River Skydiving TandemBASE
  23. PM me your email address. I have it saved as an mp3 now. Its just under 7MB. make sure you can receive it. Good to see you online. I hope you're back for a while. I'm taking a break from internet harassment. Woah, 8:15p! I'm late for a seal-clubbing seminar. . Abbie Mashaal Skydive Idaho Snake River Skydiving TandemBASE
  24. cornishe

    BASE tools

    The ground constantly looks close. I can't eyeball the difference between 220 and 280. Can you? To me that's a big deal. I think the laser range finder is a great tool. . Abbie Mashaal Skydive Idaho Snake River Skydiving TandemBASE
  25. you need to rub a bong three times and the redeye-gennie will pop out. . Abbie Mashaal Skydive Idaho Snake River Skydiving TandemBASE