Bolas
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A guy walks into a bar... really should have watched where he was going. (rimshot)
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I'm not a doctor, but I think removing the ice cubes from them might help. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
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Be careful, they could be... Ass pennies Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
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It took me 35 jumps and a year to get my A. That was back when it only took 20 jumps. Congratulate Dawn when you see her for finally becoming a "joiner." Antiliscious Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
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Your boss runs like a girl Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
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I saw them live in D.C. That was a disturbing and strange show. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
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OK, but if you or he ever need a liver, I've got one (holds hands all the way out) this big for ya'll. Edited to clear up possible confusion. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
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My bat experience Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
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I started jumping at Orange. I was given the nickname Emu by "Shakey" Jake because I kind of looked like Ostrich.
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I guess it could be used for that, but only before being used for its purpose in my sig line. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
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I'm sure he'll let you wear your heels.
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I know I won't forget it. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
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Aw, that's cute, you and Icon have the same sig.
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Why Skydive City(Z-Hills) is better than Skydive Deland
Bolas replied to stitch's topic in The Bonfire
Ever get your suit fixed/replaced? Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh. -
Can I get an amen? AMEN! There's praying at The Farm: Please, God, don't let them get a pair on the river God I started my turn to low and of course the next day: Please God, kill me now Not to mention stomach offerings to the porcelin god. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
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Petition to stop people from posting. Shannon you sign first. Clicky Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
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Yeah, rather than get bloated and bitchy he becomes even more funny. Like, oh my god, he's such a great teacher, he makes high school civics class fun. What a great class, the teacher starts out talking about the history of the Badfish and at the end of class it is the cute baby update. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
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an additional $100 per hour, each. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
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I was waiting for you to mention Shithead.
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Memory Lane... Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
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Wasn't that said in Wargames? Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
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I think that was QBasic for DOS.
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With 200+ pets around, you're bound to have a few animals in bed. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
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If you like Scorched Earth try... Pocket Tanks Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
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You're still in phase 1 of your move? The moving Phases: Phase 1: Grab the correct type of box for the item you are packing. Before packing, decide if you really need it. If not, put it in the trash or donation box. Once the box is full, seal it with tape and label it with the item contents and the room it should be carried to. Phase 2: Get the biggest @%#@in box you can find, throw everything in it: pets, clothes, dishes, trash, items to donate, etc. Jump up and down on it so you can cram more things in. When full, tape the top sides straight up so you can cram even more in it. Jump up and down on that. Scribble something incomprehensible on the box with your own blood from the fall off the box you sustained while trying to cram even more into that box. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.