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How am I suppose to recruit new vict.... Oh wait, uh, I mean: That's not true!!! Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.

It depends on the bill. For something that can vary wildly like a credit card, I pay manually. For most others I have the automatic payment setup. If you use something like Quicken or Money, you can get files that import your online banking info. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.

Try BASE and BASE jumping.

You use an ATM, right?

I hate buying gifts except when I have a really great idea of what to get someone that I know they won't get for themselves or never thought of but will love. Then I'm usually more excited and impatient to give then they are to get it. Unless it's for my nephews. Giving toys is always fun.

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Ever feel like there was something great and by the time you found out about it, it was gone? Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.

I think she did... Clicky Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.

No one has said this yet? Babe in Total Control of Herself Being in Total Control of Herself Beautiful Individual That Causes Hard Being in Total Control Honey Bringing Integrity to Christian Homemakers beautiful intelligent talented cunning horney Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.

So it's not that the cats don't like your dates, but more of trying to warn them. Totally unrelated: I saw Teddy at Bridge Day and Rafting.

That'll change once you're back in a cube. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.

So what I'm hearing is that the solution to Beth's dilemma is that she should shave her beard? But I've spent so long growing it out Maybe you could donate it to Locks Of Love, too. (Barely avoiding spitting leftover turkey on my monitor) Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.

When I'm not posting, I very very rarely lurk. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.

Or the britsky distraction system. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.

TGI Fridays carded my Mom one time and she didn't have her ID on her cuz I drove so they wouldn't serve her. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.

I had an absolutely useless IT Director when I used to work for the state. He was my bosses boss. We got new computers in and since he never used his, I was going to set his up last. He complains to my boss that he hasn't gotten his PC and he wants it ASAP. I know damn well he won't use it so when I set it up I make sure not a single program works. Not even solitaire. We never got a service call from him.

--------------------------------------------------------- I don't want to show "coach" in my profile until I check all the boxes and fax my paperwork to Billy...I'm anal like that. Just like I don't show "photographer" in my profile, either...I don't consider myself one yet. I'm sure Big Steve, Blaine, or Lee will let me know when I'm considered on their level, and worthy of being called a "Professional Freefall Photographer" I'll let ya'll know when I can afford the $20 post-whore fee...I'm a little drained from the coach course! Now that's some funny shit. Nah, it's just like a Georgia orgy... It's all relative. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.

We had this incredibly clueless substitute teacher we used to get in high school. One day she was supposed to play a movie so our class clown (not me) unplugged the VCR from the TV when she wasn't looking. Watching her struggle and try things including tapping it, smacking it, turning it off and on had us all rolling on the floors. She got angry, turned around and yelled at us, "Who broke this thing?" I got up slowly, grabbed a lab stand that was about twice the size of the VCR, and said, "Ma'am I'm sorry. I took this out of the VCR." She yelled at me, "You put it back in this instant or I'm sending you to the principal!!!" I start walking up to the front and the whole class is just laughing their asses off. The more we laugh, the madder she gets. I thought about trying to explain how it was physically impossible to fit this in but she was way too stupid and angry to listen. I walk up to the VCR and position my body between it and her and pretend to insert the stand. At the same time I replug the cables and slide the stand to someone in the first row when she isn't looking. I tell her to try the TV and when it works she forgives me. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.

I've had to come back to try and defend myself from two separate attacks in the past week. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.

He was one of the prime reasons the EPBA system was started. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.

Just cuz you've got jump numbers doesn't mean you have skills.

Pie rules I grew up with: Pied for: 100th 1000th Every 1000th If you don't get pied, it means no one likes you. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.

All Brand New Gear: Micron, PD143, Sabre2 150, Cyoress 2 New Wingsuit New Audibles and Alti Work on holding Head Down Night Wingsuit jump More intentional water landings Do a successful Mr. Bill Puerto Rico Boogie Lost Prairie Start flying video Get my coach rating Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.

Can I britsky her? Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.

No, that was Garth Brooks who left his wife for Trisha Yearwood. Garth or Chris Gaines? Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.