Bolas

What a fun time last weekend. The highlight was definitely wingsuiting from the balloon. We were only about a mile away so I flew back to the airport.

I thought that was called freeflying. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.

MySpace works better with it. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.

What about DangerMouse? He drove a flying car. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.

King size bed with red Satin sheets. Only problem is they're so slick they usually don't stay tucked in. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.

...and the winner for "Most Overused Song in a Tandem Video" for 2007 goes to... Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.

Shoot, you could just write that down and put it in an envelope marked "Open on your 18th birthday" ya young whippersnapper. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.

Does it start off like a chain gang singing and then has a piano come as the beat? Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.

You have to use weapons to kill your food? You're supposed to kill it with your bare hands. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.

I thought I had posted here, guess I forgot: http://www.myspace.com/bolasthelegend Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.

Sure, riiiiight. It's not envy, I just don't want to get lead poisoning for saying something stupid, which I seem to do alot. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.

Looks like Billy Idol grew up. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.

I'll heat ya up bay-bee... Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.

I'm scared to tell you to leave. I've seen your gun. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.

Can't wait to see the full thing.

That reminds me, I need to get in touch with him.

Still not as high as an AN-2 Not sure where that got started or what it means but blindly jumping on the bandwagon. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.

Ooooh. So you guys are gonna settle it in the "girly world" way. Ah, pillow fight in lingerie. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.

We had a very scientific method for me being unsupervised: If I was playing outside I had to be able to hear my mom yell out the door to come home. Sometimes she'd call me and I was allowed to go back out. If I went in someone's house I had to call. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.

People....Jesus. Now that the introductions have been made, can we get on with the free wine thing? Just don't get too hammered and nailed by the authorities. They crucify people around here for that. Bolas "If there is a hell I'll see you there" Rodriguez Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.

(smoke cloud appears in a tall, gangly kid's room) Kid: WTF? Me: Happy 18th birthday! Okay here's a few things you should know: * If you want to graduate from college go to class and read the books. Just be ready to start at the bottom like everyone else. * I know you are interested in joining the skydiving club: do it. * Don't be so intimidated by women. Flirt and be yourself. Make sexual comments. * You're a goofy geek. Accept it, relish it. Don't try to hide it. * Don't try to be "normal." * Go and party your ass off but don't get absolutely obliterated every night. * You need to balance your life: work hard, play hard. (Disappear in a cloud of smoke) Kid: Whatever old man, screw you!!! Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.

AKA dramazone.com or dizzle Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.

Jeez, if I pull out the, "One time, at a band show..." stories I'll never get anything done. I have ran like an idiot with a sousaphone down the field though... Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.

New stupid things I've done: 1. I was in Charlotte on business for a week at a nice hotel. One night we had a fire alarm from a burning light and had to go outside. 15 floors down the stairs. The fire department came and about an hour and a half later we went back in. The next night I got back from dinner and everyone was outside. We had a fire alarm and a power outage. After spending some time in the bar (got a free beer), We finally get cleared to go back to our rooms and then we have another short power outage. It was still early so since I was still dressed, I just went out in the hall for a little bit because the hall lights and ironically my A/C was still running. The outage didn't last long so back to our rooms we go. (NSFW) So I'm just chilled out on my bed wearing only my boxers and my shirt watching Real Sex on HBO. While I'm watching and flogging the dolphin, we lose power again. I finish my business and decide to take my contacts out and go to bed. (end NSFW) Since I have no lights in the room (or A/C this time) I open my door enough to find the sink and the soap and wash my hands in the dark. I walk out into the hall in my Christmas boxers (laundry day was coming) and button shirt to take out my contacts. I see a table by the elevators and use it. While walking to the table I hear my door shut. It isn't until I have my contacts out I realize my keys are in the room and I'm now half blind. I get on the elevator in only my boxers and a shirt and go down to the front desk. Since the power is out they can't get make a key at the desk so I get to stand there waiting. Thankfully the shirt mostly covered by boxers. I did get to talk to a few people and share an elevator back up with a family. 2. Not so much a dumb thing I did but a dumb injury: I was getting ready to brush my teeth. I grabbed the toothbrush and the toothpaste and somehow the toothpaste slipped from my hands. This is an almost new tube and it mast have been 3-4 feet off the ground. The tube fell cap first just below the start of the nail on my big toe. Due to the amazing height it fell from and the weight of the tube it took off quite a chunk of skin. I just stood there in amazement and said, "Oh hell no, I did not just injure myself with f#$%ing toothpaste!" I brushed my teeth, removing some skin that was still on the cap and the next time I looked down there was a pool of blood on and around my toe. Washed it, Neosporined it, and Bandaided it. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.