Bolas

This sounds so much like a corporate buzzword that I want to puke. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.

It looks nasty but it tastes good. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.

You need to try drunken Whirleyball.

Either CPK Pizza or Chuna Mac. Being preggers, you might find Chuna Mac tasty: Easy Mac, a can of chili, and a can of tuna. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.

A Fish Called Wanda

Clueless? Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.

They forgot one: Reference or quote from "Office Space" Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.

BYOSP - Bring Your Own Sock Puppet. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.

I'm a few hours from there. It's a nice place but I don't think it has good public transportation. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.

If you only take one, he'll drink all your beer. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.

Do you know why you should always take two Baptists fishing? Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.

We only tease people we like, but in Scott's case we made an exception. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.

2 is Fletch.

Days of Thunder

From Wiki: Hard to believe potheads can't remember. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.

I Can't Stand It I Know You Planned It But I'm Gonna Set It Straight, This Watergate I Can't Stand Rocking When I'm In Here Because Your Crystal Bal Ain't So Crystal Clear So While You Sit Backand Wonder Why I Got This Fucking Thorn In My Side Oh My, It's A Mirage I'm Tellin' Y'all It's a Sabotage So Listen Up 'Cause You Can't Say Nothin' You'll Shut Me Dow With A Push Of Your Button? But I'm Out And I'm Gone I'll Tell You Now I Keep It On And On 'Cause What You See You Might Not Get And We Can Bet So Don't You Get Souped Yet You're Scheming On A Thing That's A Mirage I'm Trying To Tell You Now It's Sabotage Why; Our Backs Are Now Against The Wall Listen All Of Y'all It's A Sabotage I Can't Stand It, I Know You Planned It But I'm Gonna Set It Straight This Watergate I Can't Stand Rockin' When I'm In This Place Because I Feel Disgrace Because You're All In My Face But Make No Mistakes And Switch Up My Channel I'm Buddy Rich When I Fly Off The Handle What Could It Be, It's A Miracle You're Scheming On A Thing; That's Sabotage Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.

Are you serious? Yes I'm goddamn serious. Fuzzy Wuzzy was a woman? Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.

2 is Pirates of the Caribbean? Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.

My friends girlfriend was pregnant and he used a coathanger to... hang a plant for her. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.

Do we just have to ask, or do we need to insult your family and lineage too? Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.

It's aiight. i'm used to being the relative nobody really wants around... Table for Pity: Party of 1? Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.

Let the Sunshine!!! Let the Sunshine!!! The Sun Shine In!!! Or back in. I goofed, in one of my edits I must've accidently deleted you. I'm sorry. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.

Tonight while he sleeps, I'll exact my revenge.... Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.

He's drunk with power, somebody stop him. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.

Or just sell the plane. Then you'll have plenty of $$$. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.