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Ok Men -Apparently Your Locker Room Fantasy IS True...
Bolas replied to ACMESkydiver's topic in The Bonfire
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Holy crap this is funny. Okay, well at least I'm amused. But, ya gotta give people what they ask for. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
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There's a few around already... Don't wanna "regift." Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
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Aw c'mon if he wants to hear Civil War stories, he can just ask 'Twardo.
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Here is the video: http://vids.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=vids.individual&videoid=30684350 Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
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Exactly. If you're gonna act like an ass, don't hide behind a fake name. The less smart people won't understand otherwise. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
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Bolas told me that you wanted to test the goods before you started pimping him out. No wonder he isn't making you any money. I even gave her references she could call. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
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Exactly, the last thing you want when robbing a bank is a non smooth piece of wood. The clitoris is a myth, just like the female orgasm. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
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I'd never leave the house. His wife is a total hottie.
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Adult supervision? Did anyone there qualify? I mean we could all be tried as adults... Oh wait, we were covered. Mariah was there. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
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Electric Dreams? http://imdb.com/title/tt0087197/ Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
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Since we can't do naked jumps to the beach, how about we organize a coed jump where the participants wear minimal clothes. We could call it a... (Wait for it) Speedo star!!! Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
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Good Vibes Boogie Mar26-30 @ The Farm
Bolas replied to popsjumper's topic in Events & Places to Jump
If Billy and Andy are both there, isn't that enough flaming for one boogie? Baaaaaa means Nooooo! Clay, you paying attention? This was for you. He's wondering how this site can still get him in trouble after a year. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh. -
Why would I wait until Halloween? Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
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Not me... Dude, I called and it just rang and rang and rang.... I was in no condition to be able to text. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
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No jumpy for me either due to winds/hangovers, but still a great time. Perhaps next year we could combine things more. New for 2009: The foam pit is filled with ninjas, snakes, gators, panthers, and hula girls. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
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LMFAO i wonder if Bolas will post those pics on his space hehe sooooo tempted haha OF COURSE he will! He's not shy Or smart... What a great boogie. Friday night quite a few drunk dials went out from my phone including one from a Bolas impersonator. Saturday Psycho tried to take it easy on us by only making a half batch of punch, but we insisted on more. Is it bad when the Huddle House waitress remembers not only your last nights order but your other friends that came by later? Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
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Good Vibes Boogie Mar26-30 @ The Farm
Bolas replied to popsjumper's topic in Events & Places to Jump
What is "altistic"????? Is that like a cross between altruistic and autistic??? That's almost a compliment. -
Yeah! Well, it's not like you never had to fake anything with Bolas And in both cases I didn't care ya'll were faking... (Do I get an award for most delayed and lame comeback now?) Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
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The ash dive was funneled and a total zoo dive? Seems appropriate for Air Trash.
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Closest dropzone to Charlotte is Skydive Carolina. They have an Otter.