Bolas

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  1. After I give a male a hug, I'd be more likely to say, "are you happy to see me, or is that a monkey in your pants." Is that ok? Are you bragging? Her? No... Neeevvvveerrr... Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
  2. I cannot make it to a Western Union. I had a hard skydiving opening and my legs fell off. I got one back but the other embedded itself in this woman's head and if they remove it she'll die. She can no longer talk but somehow the injury caused her breasts to enlarge greatly... Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
  3. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hair_of_the_dog Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
  4. Hair of the dog? Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
  5. I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning, That's as good as they're going to feel all day... Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
  6. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
  7. Let the show begin.... I'll make popcorn...
  8. She did... [ 'url' ] and [ '/url' ] Without the spaces and quotes.
  9. I'm tryin' to figure out your avatar... Is your hair pulled that tight or that short? Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
  10. Let the show begin.... I'll make popcorn...
  11. It is when there are child locks. ...and I am SOOOO guilty of whimpering at the door cuz of those suckers!!! Geez, I left the windows cracked for ya... ~ and that, folks, is the mark of a true gentleman!! Someone just earned herself the keys so she can listen to the radio whiles I takes cares of my bidness... Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
  12. I had a 1980 cadillac coupe deville a few years ago. The handle on the inside of the passenger door had broken off. To make thing even more interesting the doors locked automatcally when you put it into gear. They made a very loud clud when they locked. Also the passenger lock wouldnt disengage when you put it back into park. So to let my passenger out I Would have to get out and unlock the door and open it for them. I always wondered if girls were a little freaked out by this when we drove that car... MAHahaha I'm amazed they ever got in that serial killer mobile... Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
  13. It is when there are child locks. ...and I am SOOOO guilty of whimpering at the door cuz of those suckers!!! Geez, I left the windows cracked for ya... Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
  14. And yet you never fucking listen I always listen. Heeding, OTOH... Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
  15. Ah the look better by comparison play... Problem is, eventually, that person leaves and the bar goes back up. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
  16. Hit it on the HEAD!!!! He is wise... Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
  17. Just in case you try to delete... Ya'll have a blast at the Boogie. I've gotta work so can't even catch the tail end like usual. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
  18. Like from behind with a mirror in front so you can see the action while getting the hair pulled and the ass smacked.... And I was already warned promised I was getting a spanking tonight.
  19. c'mere Get jealous people, she is SO mine now. um... Don't try to fight it... She will win... http://www.dropzone.com/cgi-bin/forum/gforum.cgi?post=3318341#3318341 Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
  20. I don't open the Bonfire. I have lost entire days from doing that... I use the clicky in my sigline, My Posts, and if the thread title from the home page interests me I'll read that.
  21. I know who to send a pic to now if I'm not sure... Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
  22. This reminds me of an old joke: Why are cowgirls bowlegged? Cowboys like to eat with their hat on. Hats during sex might be fun (especially to knock off), but a girl with long hair all tucked up under a hat... When she takes it off and her hair goes everywhere...
  23. Shit. Ya'll SoCal people see a few clouds in the sky and you start making sacrifices to the gods and blaming tourists for bringing their weather... Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.