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  1. Bolas
    I find taffy's gooiness offensive. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
  2. Bolas
    Yeah... I have a few of those... If I went out more I'd probably be more likely to have it with me all the time... like I "should"... I was in Florida a few months ago, ran into an E4B pilot. He was all excited to throw a coin down...I didn't even have to use my "highest" ranking one...I was hoping for a challenge...poor guy, it was a non-starter for him. Regardless of what coin they have, you can always trump them by throwing a fake limb on the bar. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
  3. Bolas
    They're quickloading... Shhhhh.
  4. Bolas
    Frustration? Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
  5. Bolas
    Hate to bust anyones bubble but I've never clicked on any ad here. I'm just here to help them out with their user count. I saw that ad when I signed on tonight. And no, I never click on the ads on this site either. They're for all of the blind skydivers with screen readers. Pretty funny to have them read to you. Sounds like Stephen Hawking doing phone sex. How would you feel if a blind person saw this!!! (pause) Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
  6. Bolas

    A few books

    Bolas replied to billvon's topic in The Bonfire

    "I finally got around to reading the dictionary. Turns out the zebra did it." Steven Wright Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
  7. Bolas
    I thought that was your job. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
  8. Bolas
    Nah. NC-17 rated films never do well. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
  9. Bolas
    More fun to listen to their BS while keeping a straight face and then pointing out the logic and physics flaws when they're done. This way you're not trying to speak in skydiver secret code that the women you're trying to steal don't speak either.
  10. Bolas
    I agree. She is one cool chica. Care to tell us what she did for you?
  11. Bolas
    And your natural hair color is... Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
  12. Bolas
    What I heard: Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
  13. Bolas
    Nice!!!
  14. Bolas
    They're exes for a reason. Fucking them is a BAD idea. Generally way too much history to be FWB. FWB with an ex is just getting back together but not admitting to it. Either take her back or just end it once and for all. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
  15. Bolas
    Real simple: Is it still fun? In freefall, under canopy, on landing, are you still having fun or are you scared or worried about possible problems? Having a plan for them is one thing. Being scared is not. If it's overall still fun, keep jumping. If not, stop for a while. The sky will always be there.
  16. Bolas
    So only for both? Kinda like the mate of a black widow spider. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
  17. Bolas
    what other thread? The guys postwhore glory or whatever it's called thread. Like you don't have it bookmarked... Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
  18. Bolas
    Is that what they call being baah-sexual? GROAN!!! Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
  19. Bolas
    Fixed it for you. True. However, it's so hard to tell them from a 4 way team member. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
  20. Bolas
    Another shrink? I just got a mental image of DFWAJG as half of a Fraser/Lilith couple. I can't put my hair in such a tight bun. It doesn't have to be that tight. Just up, and with glasses. Try it, post a pic, and we'll let ya know if ya got it right. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
  21. Bolas
    Dude. Pic 3 belongs in that "other" thread. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
  22. Bolas
    Are you sure they were not joking, I mean c'mon is not like you're a lawyer or something... Everyone gets bashed. We're equal opportunity offenders.
  23. Bolas
    Knock knock? Who's there? smell mop
  24. Bolas
    Knock knock? Who's there? smell mop
  25. Bolas
    Knock knock? Who's there? Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.