Bolas

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  1. I'll make sure to bring my sexy lingerie and a pillow for a pillow fight. Isn't that how the male fantasy goes? IT'S NOT FANTASY!!! IT'S REAL!!! Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
  2. You all have a blast!!! Sounds like a great setup.
  3. Skydive Sebastian has in the past not even allowed refunds for boogie jump tickets at the event. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
  4. Sounds like good decisions as long as gender and race aren't factors clouding or influencing your judgement as it doesn't sound like a tie. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
  5. I'll settle for just being in her bed. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
  6. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SuDUT5hsp6I
  7. He prolly still won't give you back your underwear. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
  8. Wouldn't he be kinda lonely there while you're studying for your test? You ARE studying, right? Blues, Dave Well I gotta take a break every now and then so my head doesn't explode. So you want his head to explode so yours doesn't? Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
  9. Dude. Ya coulda just bumped this. http://www.dropzone.com/cgi-bin/forum/gforum.cgi?post=2163809#2163809 Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
  10. I tried a variation on the recipe on NY Eve, but people were taking up to 3 cups to get drunk, so I'm going back to the previous plan. Would that be grain alcohol and red food coloring? Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
  11. "Your visit may be recorded to insure proper customer service." Walk up to an undercover vice cop and say, "Hey baby, wanna make a movie?" Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
  12. Flights to Philly are cheap. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
  13. Come anyways. I'm sure there will be gear you can borrow. You can borrow mine as I'm not sure this NC boy is gonna jump more than once or twice.
  14. +2 Legalize both prostitution and drugs. In this economy we could use the new source of taxable income. Turn all of those vice cops and DEA into tax enforcers. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
  15. I heard a rumour you might be joining us?! I sure hope so!! (Fingers crossed) Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
  16. If a woman can pass the PT standards for those jobs, I agree with you, she should be allowed to perform the job. I believe the standards should be gender neutral. If you meet them, great. If not, sorry. What I have a huge problem with is when they change or lower the standards for all or just the women to creating "separate but equal" Usually to meet the quotas of someone who has no clue why the standards were set where they were to begin with. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
  17. Sounds like fun!!! Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
  18. I gotta hear the story behind this.
  19. I was gonna take this personally Then I saw this. Whew!!! Facilities? No problem. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
  20. I go to the DZ to not be an adult. Like most I have to behave myself most other times for various reasons: work, family, community, etc. The DZ is my place to let loose without worrying about my behavior, other than safety. I am okay with kids during the day and do try to be respectful around them, but once the beer light is on and dinner is over, get 'em out of there if you don't want them to be exposed to things you don't want to try to explain because it's time to play.
  21. Had a tantrum over having to take a bath and busted two teeth on the tub. Kept threatening to run away. My parents said "You leave the same way you came." Dared them to on an extremely cold night. Stripped me naked and started to set me down on the cold steps outside after turning off the lights. I practically climbed up my mom to get back inside. Tripped climbing front steps to house and gashed open my knee. Had to get stitches. Had just gotten the stitches out when my family was playing tennis. My knee hadn't healed so they wouldn't let me play. Was running around with the sweep broom and tripped and fell on the court. Another trip to the doctor but don't think I needed stitches. Jumped off climber at school, didn't know how to PLF so broke two metatarsal bones in my foot. Stupid teacher made me ride the bus home even though I couldn't walk. Bus driver dropped me off at the end of my driveway and I just screamed for mom. Mom ripped flesh off that teacher the next day. Had a friend run over my foot on his bike, broke toe. Stupid car tricks in a Butterscotch '82 Chevette Scooter. Tried to "drift" around a gravel turn and slid straight into the curb bending a rim. Offroading and getting stuck on private property. Trying to go around a big flatbed truck in parking lot and going under part of it, pushing down the right side roof a little bit. Being mad when I thought I didn't get into the college I wanted and kicking out one of the taillights. My mods: * Added a Turbo sticker on the back * Added Mustang 5.0 badges on the front fenders with Special Edition stickers underneath. * Installed an old house phone on the dash which I rearranged the numbers on. (called it a Dyslexic Car Phone) * Installed those oh so cool white double wiper kits, with white wiper booties, and white wind deflector kits. * Painted the bumpers white. Had a guy in a Corvette one time pull up next to me at a light and ask, "Hey man, what do you got under that hood?" I replied, "Something special." He said he wanted to race so I said sure. When the light went green we both stomped our accelerators. His engine roared, his tires started spinning, and when they caught he was off like a shot. My engine promptly stalled. That car did get me and the five friends in it away from the cops one night when jumping the bus ramp at school. Of course it helped that we had already spun around before he had even dropped his coffee and doughnut he was previously enjoying while sitting on the hood. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
  22. You and your new puppy can tag team them. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
  23. Quit trying to keep up with VB at the bars... I was never kicked out of a bar/club.... I did kind of start a bar fight once... But that is another story... honey, i usually dont get kicked out of places.. Has anyone wondered if this chick is even for real ? Or is she just a storyteller / aspiring pornographer ? I have yet to see any of her posts that wasn't more outrageous than the last one. Just wondering..... She's real. I've partied with her in Atlanta and at The Farm.
  24. This pretty much sums it up for both pets and kids. http://www.skydiveorange.com/kids.htm http://www.skydiveorange.com/faq.htm#pets I will admit when I started skydiving I had a dog and did take her to DZ's. When she had to be put to sleep, my DZ life was one of my many reasons not to get another dog. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.