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  1. So the hot tub only? Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
  2. I know (they) can. I ain't too worried about that. It's the professional stuff. Most companies care less what you do on your personal time if you do your job and keep their name out of it. I know and have been told my company does searches for their name. As long as my debauchery isn't directly linked to them "tarnishing their corporate image" (barf) I'm prolly good.
  3. I'm on Facebook now too. I didn't really like the fact they wanted to display your real name so I didn't give it to them.
  4. it's so far! south of philly? really? Yeah it's really far. I'll cry a tear for you during my 9 hour drive to it. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
  5. FUCK Agree. That was fucking funny. RE: Limbaugh: First and foremost, he's an entertainer. Don't confuse them with politicians until they run for office. This goes for Bono too. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
  6. Bolas

    Remake....

    Duel was awesome!!! My parents told me they went to see that movie they had no idea what it was about. They were scare of trucks for quite a while after that. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
  7. Bolas

    WTF :-/

    I Agree. What about Skittles? I thought we had something special that one time we talked on the phone. Though I remember nearly none of our conversation because I was so drugged up. She wants to use my tadpoles for emotional closure then maybe yours for a cheap laugh. That might be a good thing considering the recession is affecting even tadpoles and they are in the unemployment line. Not really jobless but not really being employed either. Kinda like all the broke guys who hang out around the day labor places. They are there when u need them but an opportunity has to come before employment. My sexiness must of worn off some time in the early 90's Maybe I just have no comprehension left in my brain because I haven't slept in almost 24 hours but... are you fucking wasted? Everything after the first sentence made no sense. I think what Tuner is saying is he's not getting laid so his "tadpoles" AKA sperm in this case, aren't getting any exercise/work because he can't pay for hookers or some shit like that? I don't fucking know. His paragraph is like art. Everyone can intepret it differently and there is no "right" or "wrong" answer. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
  8. Married with kids and sends that to you in a message? I think someone just wants out of her marriage. You could help her, forward that to her husband. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
  9. And what did those clips teach you? Unless it's a redhead than GAME ON!!! If it's a redhead, GAME ON!!! but make sure your health insurance is paid up first.
  10. I promised someone I would go to that boogie. Looks like the other fun kids are going, too! We may get people from as far away as Idaho...
  11. Paul. If you still are interested in jumping at Skydive Carolina, contact James La Barrie: He post as Antigua here on dz.com You can also email him at james@skydivecarolina.com PM me if you need further assistance.
  12. Outdoor hot tubs in snow and cold rock!!! Sure it's a cold trip running to the tub, but it feels so good once you're in. After your body is so warm, you can practically stroll back inside.
  13. Your right. It's an S3 of mine I sent them to use. Production called me, probably as they did Matt, and said they hope the wingsuit flyers enjoy the segment. The segment will most likely expalain how the flying brings us a great physical work out, and go into what fine physical specimens we all are......
  14. Since there is no world beyond dz.com, the word was first used on Sep 29, 2002, at 3:05 PM by MC208B. Mike was a Caravan fixer from Beaver Oaks, Oregon. However is this instance it was a term of endearment for a jump plane. It wasn't used as a derogatory term until Dec 25, 2002, 1:01 AM by SkySlut while commenting on instructors gouging students and his similar past experiences in financial services. Very little is know about Skyslut other than they were into Swooping, RW, and BASE. * Since that time it has been used almost 200 times for many various insults. As for the reason it is so fun to say it is the shhh sound. It reminds people of a sexy librarian telling them to be quiet. *Source http://www.dropzone.com/cgi-bin/forum/gforum.cgi?do=search_results;search_forum_id=;search_string=douchebag;search_user_username=;search_user_id=;search_time=;search_forum=all;search_forum_type=all;search_fields=sb;search_type=AND;page=8;sb=post_time;so=DESC;mh=25; Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
  15. Bolas

    WTF :-/

    Gee do you think thats why the chick in the bar wanted him to put his pants back on? She was outvoted by the other chicks that were pulling them down... Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
  16. Kelly? Our Krelly? kelel01? Wow. Ever dream about me? Or I guess the more accurate term would be have nightmares... Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
  17. Bolas

    WTF :-/

    That is by far the scariest thing I have ever seen in writing. When Bolas comes to Cross Keys next weekend for FreezeFest we'll get some pics of him in his thong, outside in the cold. Then we can post some "shrinkage" pics! Just kidding. Damn. I'd need tweezers and some pepper* after that. * Sprinkle the pepper down there, and catch it with the tweezers when it sneezes. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
  18. I'm worried about my kitty Sophia Lucia keeping her purity when I have a house full of drunken skydivers next week. Should I fashion a kitty chastity belt for her? If you have WD-40 and duct tape in your house that is only a deterrent, not a preventative. She's not pure anyways as she's dipped her paw in the hot tub. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
  19. Bumped because someone thought I give good advice. Guess they forgot about these winning answers. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
  20. Nearly naked. There's a big difference. It's more disturbing as they hafta use their own imaginations. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
  21. Let's see what the tent prices are. Maybe we could vote on raising registration a few dollars to cover the cost of a large tent for covered outdoor packing.
  22. Bolas

    WTF :-/

    Did he tell you or did you find out? Do you want a child? It all comes down to do you think you could trust him again? With you second guessing his motives (understandably so), I think you already know your answer. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
  23. Most have 3 holes so they're plenty holy. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
  24. I'll settle for just being in her bed. You can settle for that.. but will she? Hopefully at least once. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.