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Everything posted by Bolas
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How big are the dogs? Might wanna check them for a few days to see if they ate it while eating the ice cream. Hopefully if they did it will pass on through. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
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For drunken dodgeball... Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
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Can't quite remember how it came up but one time after Chip told one of his many stories, someone said "You're amazing, you need your own action figure. The Chip Steele action figure..." Someone (maybe him) quickly said, "Actual size." We all laughed. His wife used to work manifest and when I'd walk to the showers in my robe she'd call out piec of meat comments to me. He thought it was funny as hell. From http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,486409,00.html You couldn't have chose a better passenger to leave on.
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How much money would you commit to a C-130 Boogie
Bolas replied to CSpenceFLY's topic in Events & Places to Jump
What about the new FAR that will effect anything larger than an Otter? Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh. -
Congrats!!!
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You mean they aren't all quiet with a confused and disappointed look on their face? I always seem to find those... Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
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Be honest know. Did you feel the need for a cigarette afterward? And you just thought they using smoke canisters... Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
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Is "Tuner"-salad the sexiest mothefucker you are aware of?
Bolas replied to Tuna-Salad's topic in The Bonfire
Or from Byron... Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh. -
Guess it's time for you to start charging or up your rates for personal services. I may soon do the same. Thong appearances: $25/hr. Put back on clothes: $100. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
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Yep. His name is FutureDivot.
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I'm not sure I agree there are less shenanigans now with all the cameras. I just think it's different shenanigans by different people. Some people do shy away from cameras, others seem to "perform" for them. While you do tend to lose the free spirits, you do gain the exhibitionists... Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
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I could look in to a friends and family pass...but we're not related .... geesh, I'll put my hair in pigtails and say ya'll every chance I get Wear the Daisy Dukes, heels, and a tube top as well to be believable... Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
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Unfair question-this post is as close as Bolas has ever been to a female orgasm It's the closest I've been to Bigfoot, a yeti and other imaginary things too. Asshole Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
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That's actually a myth that mourners at a wake are standing vigil in case the deceased awakes (rises from the dead). Ivan Brunetti; Wilton, David A. (2004). Word myths: debunking linguistic urban legends. Oxford [Oxfordshire]: Oxford University Press. ISBN 0-19-517284-1.. Perhaps instead you should look up the prevalence of alcoholism, the propensity for which is believed to be genetic, among intra-married Irish. Would you not agree that certain medical conditions in olden times could be and were mistaken for death sometimes? Well, the French used to refer to female orgasm as le petit mort (the little death). Is that what you mean? You're not helping. But I'm guessing that's intentional. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
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That's actually a myth that mourners at a wake are standing vigil in case the deceased awakes (rises from the dead). Ivan Brunetti; Wilton, David A. (2004). Word myths: debunking linguistic urban legends. Oxford [Oxfordshire]: Oxford University Press. ISBN 0-19-517284-1.. Perhaps instead you should look up the prevalence of alcoholism, the propensity for which is believed to be genetic, among intra-married Irish. Would you not agree that certain medical conditions in olden times could be and were mistaken for death sometimes? Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
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The reason those "rules" exist in the bible is because there was no recognized centralized governments for the most part. If you went to a village tribe leader and said "Hey, leader Bob, King Steve of Mesopotamia wants you to not eat pork cuz it's bad for you and people will die. Tell all your people." Bob would probably kill you or just ignore you if he didn't like you or your idea. He could care less what you, Mesopotamia or King Steve think. But if you came to him and said that God has decreed... he is more likely to comply. Effective communications 101: Know your audience and what will motivate them. Once leaders and rulers discovered this power, like all power it corrupted them. Personal agendas, etc. were all said to be God's word and written down as such. The higher power concept is not just limited to religion it is used in business and governments today. Unpopular or controversial ideas always come from "another group" this way you can pretend to side with the group you are effecting by saying "yeah I don't understand it either, but we gotta do it." As this is a "higher power" that can effect them, most just do as their told. It all comes down to fear. Fear is a very powerful control technique with most people, especially fear of the unknown. Probably the reason that some skydivers don't believe in God and/or religion is we tend to face our fears, not let them control us. Since the majority of religion is based on "Do/don't do this or you'll suffer in the afterlife" (which hasn't been proven to even exist) fear, it just doesn't work. That and the fact that any time one asks for proof, the standard answer is have faith or the fact that it hasn't not been proven as well means something. As for the stories in the bible, most if not all can be logically explained. A man rising from the dead? Look up the history of Irish wakes. People can choose to believe what they want. Atheists and Agnostics are not usually the ones that bring up the topic of religion, but then again we don't back down from it either. So if we could just agree to disagree and see each other points the world would be a happier place.
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It's been done. Generally they are near climax before the leave the plane though. Waiting for the peanut gallery to run with this one... Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
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At least not until it's over between you two or ya'll are separated. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
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Once a Farmer...
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Not trying to send this to SC, but who is supposed to set this? How will they enforce it? What would be the penalties for failing to comply? I agree with you that some of the stuff people do is not choices I'd make, but I don't think forcing my decisions on others is the answer just as the same I don't want their decisions forced on me. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
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I can think of a reason why they might: they just want the truth. They think they were lied to but want to know for sure. I had a friend that thought her boyfriend was cheating on her. He said no but she didn't believe him. She told me she had his email password and was going to check for herself. I told her that if she felt she had to do that, the relationship was already over and this was just to confirm or deny her suspicions. Once she did it there was no going back. She did. He was. It ended. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
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Dude just get a doll. You can also use it to introduce your cougars to 3-ways. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
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To your gender I say: Kettle.
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I think we need to talk. Ya know how the relish and the Ramen seems to disappear really really fast? Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.