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  1. Bolas
    No offense, but: banesuara - You're a dirty dirty whore. turtlespeed - Likewise. Heatmiser - Who the fuck are you? Pokerstar - You can't land in trees for shit. and I mean no offense. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
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    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qg6OTTbKsmQ
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    Most modern canopies generally won't stall, but that bring up a good point. Find your exact stall point up high. (no pun intended) Above 3000 feet (or higher if you prefer) bury the toggles down as far as they go and see if the canopy stalls. If it does, just slowly let up on the toggles some and it will recover. If it doesn't stall, wrap the brake lines around your hands once and try to stall it again. Keep wrapping and trying until it does. If you wrap enough, you can make your end cells touch and go back into freefall. It sounds scary but once you let up it recovers and you know exactly where your canopy totally stalls out as well as know what it doe prior to that point.
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    I'd discourage tapioca. Creamy puddings only.
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    Sounds like good timing for a "when you gonna let me tap that" text! + 1 Just make sure if sending it to more than one person at a time that 2 of the recipients aren't hanging out together... Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
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    You Rock. Great advice. Thanks. I figured I was going to get flamed for that. Flamed for encouraging promiscuity? Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
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    Once again all life's answers can be found in The Onion... http://www.theonion.com/content/opinion/but_if_we_started_dating_it Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
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    Hmmm... An interesting quandry. If we remove the religous aspects from marriages and treat them as social unions in the government's eyes, would social unions then be allowed to more than one person? Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
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    Ok, this is for the outdoorsmen,, And Yes! It is sLyride! Proof? Go to the terms link at the bottom. http://www.everythinghunting.com/ Screwing over people with guns is never a good idea... We may not even have to go the legal route now... Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
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    Doesn't she keep them in her jumpsuit pocket? Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
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    I'm sure you peeing in his ashes was sufficient... Thanks for the great stories. I'm not sure I met Todd at Rantoul but it's very possible as I met so many great people there. Either way, your stories make me feel like I did.
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    No. I have never had both at the same time. Why not? O Because that would be: 1) Disrespectful 2) Morally wrong I might not have been the best husband - but I was always faithful. It's not cheating if she's there with ya... Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
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    I generally just get loaned them. They aren't really mine. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
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    Guys and BJ's

    Bolas replied to iluvtofly's topic in The Bonfire

    Words of the late, great Sam Kinison "Always the alphabet. Lower case first, then upper. With each letter. Starting aA, bB, cC......... I found my names work well. USPA License #, social security #, phone numbers... Ya know how the more stuff ya sign the faster and less defined your signature gets? Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
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    It works on extraneous nipple hars on them too. Now I know that there are at least six uses for duct tape during sex. Maybe we should save the subject of duct tape and sex for another thread Cleans the chrunchies off of feet too. Is WD-40 as useful? Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
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    Guys and BJ's

    Bolas replied to iluvtofly's topic in The Bonfire

    He was that bad at oral? It's just cursive writing with your toungue... Uppercase L's are always popular. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
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    Your DZ has a dove field too? Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
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    I may make an appearance.
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    Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
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    Don't forget you were smokin a doobie and almost burned your leg when you swerved . . . The doobie stayed in my mouth, but I did lose the line I'd just cut on the dashboard. but did you finish loading your gun? OH - and a Shotgun one hitter would maybe help alleviate the loss of the white. No. The bullets slid under the seat and I couldn't reach them without taking my seatbelt off. Didn't wanna be unsafe... Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
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    Don't forget you were smokin a doobie and almost burned your leg when you swerved . . . The doobie stayed in my mouth, but I did lose the line I'd just cut on the dashboard. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
  22. Bolas
    So the other day I was doing about 80 in a school zone while on the phone when a text with an address I needed came in. While I was putting the address in the GPS this kid and this lady with something in her hand that said STOP (like that was gonna happen at these speeds) jumped right out in front of me and cut me off. I had to swerve hard around them and spilled by beer!!! I was so mad I instantly updated my Twitter and Facebook derided the fucktards and pulled out the laptop to post about it too but only after changing my iPod playlist to something calmer. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
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    How bout some reciprocation? [/;)] Lou Diamond Philips or John Leguizamo totally Lou Diamond Philips for him!!! Hey now, we have an LDP already... Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
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    Free Association Game

    Bolas replied to pop's topic in The Bonfire

    Humidity Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
  25. Bolas
    Sasha Borat Cohen... Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.