Bolas

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  1. Bo Peep Layers. That way you don't have to worry about being over or under dressed... Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
  2. Bolas

    A new one

    Pops? Pulse? I thought he was a zombie. Can't survive on brains at a DZ so he changed his diet... He'd hafta buy one.
  3. Just sent in my deposit. Now just gotta learn how to SCUBA.
  4. Can you replace the canopy with the dudefish? Maybe without the tail and feet so it's like an eliptical? Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
  5. Dude #80145 (sorta spells Bolas) Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
  6. Maybe I'll join on my way back from In-N-Out burger... Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
  7. Prolly holds the record for lifetime bans. As well as the one for "lifetime" bans from a single DZ. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
  8. Were the chicks that ugly? Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
  9. Only have grounded myself. Have not been grounded.
  10. Can I go backwards? Go upside down too... Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
  11. Print media is dying... Why keep it on life support with tax payer funds? +1. Another example of interfering with capitalism. But at what expense? Do you really think we're better off if corporate media will further dominate news sources? This is what blogs/vlogs/websites are for now. Can reach a much larger and more targetted audience. Corporate media will have a hard time controlling the Internet.
  12. Adding tequila to coffee? Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
  13. PS - This is the correct answer. Plus get enough sleep.
  14. Herbert never was the bright one in our family... That's his 3rd strike too... Hope he has a good getaway boat. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
  15. Print media is dying... Why keep it on life support with tax payer funds? +1. Another example of interfering with capitalism. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
  16. Got any crackers? Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
  17. Bolas

    sup y'all

    It just kills the grass it pukes on. We'll do another tracking dive too.
  18. Which would lead to someone posting this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tktNZpUTMoQ Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
  19. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
  20. I'll tuck her in my wingsuit... Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
  21. Which one? Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
  22. What did they do that was unprofessional? Did you also feel unsafe as well? Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
  23. Apologies, I meant to say as bad as an adulterer... If this is what I think it was, the bill that made prescription drugs covered more by Medicare, he would have been a fool to not vote for it based on that that small piece as his elderly constituents were practically screaming for it. Were the entire bill "Free care for illegals" and he voted for it, I'd agree that was hypocritical. This is a common tactic in political attack ads: A politician doesn't vote for something because of the additions that have been made to the bill or votes for something that has additions they don't support in it. (Picture of puppies and kittens) "Bill Jones voted against extra money for animal shelters. Bill is bad for animals. (Puppies and kittens and children) "I wonder how he feels about people?" (Low bell sound and picture of Bill in black and white) "Bill Jones, bad for animals, worse for people." Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
  24. If we went to McDonalds on our date, could I supersize your order without being considered cocky? I know apple pies would be bragging... Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
  25. I can't remember the comedian, one of the Wayans maybe? A guy can walk out of the burn unit but if he gets in a Porsche... "Dude that girls practicly homeless." "I know but look at that ass..." Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.