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  1. I have now renamed the thread out of respect for what appears to be the original ass thread
  2. post edited to avoid getting my ass kicked
  3. Fuck yeah, best compliment i have received all day long. My day is now complete. Fucker
  4. I'll be doing that also... I know you are proud for posting that but what was the point bro? Trolls rock. Unlike most of my posts, that was actually a serious question.
  5. just curious why you are more interested in a message board? How about just going to the local DZ's and meeting people?
  6. What does him being new have to do with it? I don't believe being a 'regular' here gives you the right to treat others like shit either. The world does not revolve around you and people knowing you. Seriously, that was just plain rude. Dude, you are definitely new. The world does revolve around both her and that guy she is dating. Sheeeesh, get a fucking clue
  7. You like bukakke. now we're talking. I sense a bonfire thread on the subject coming on.....
  8. This is a little disappointing. For full effect, this thread should have started in bonfire. If you're gonna stir the pot you gotta do it right.
  9. http://www.tshirthell.com/store/product.php?productid=192
  10. leave it to a fucking brit to once again destroy the spelling of such a simple word.
  11. Proof is in the mother f'n pudding. Apparently psychoheadcheck.com is next on the acquisition rampage...buncha quacks
  12. Let me guess, he came in your mouth after he promised he wouldnt? Dont be mad, sometimes it just happens. Plus, it could have been worse, he could have gotten it in your eye
  13. I warned you to wrap it, after all, I'd just got back from the festival, but you just dove right on in. Told ya so. famous last fucking words. Damn the passion, it will never get the best of me again
  14. It burns when I piss. MotherF'n Johnsons on fire
  15. I say suck it up. Since you now live in the freakin boonies it will cost you triple that just to drive to a civilized part of the state to go shopping ____________________________________________ Nice People Swallow
  16. 16. When you walk into a room nobody secretly wonders if you swallow 17. you can jump up and slap stuff
  17. guess the press didnt care if she threatened to sue.... edit by remster: nsfw
  18. You have 28,000 posts. There are numerous posts documenting almost your entire personal life. You have announced to the world you were getting a job as a cop, its safe to assume this has something to do with that. Why the CIA drama like secrecy in this post?
  19. funks

    Slipknot

    Who is Pantara? Eerily similar name to that other band Pantera.
  20. funks

    Slipknot

    Please say it aint so....wait, what the fuck does it matter...i am an angry 13 year old teenager...so you can suck on my zit infested ass
  21. funks

    Slipknot

    The new live album is fucking awesome!!!! Perfect xmas gift for granny, she'll love it!
  22. I prefer the term mobile home, thank you very much.