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Since I have given up on men, I figured I would give these options a shot. Even though it seemed like the most obvious, it ended up getting stuck in the vacuum so screw that idea. The wesson cooking oil worked out fairly decent, it also eased the pain from it getting stuck in the vacuum. It was very soothing. The bowl of leftover lasagna was a little bizarre, though that also felt good in a weird kind of way. That would piss a lot of people off if they found out about that since that is whats for dinner tonight. Using the tongs was kinda cool since it felt like someone else was doing it. It was really hard to keep hold but it was well worth it. I highly recommend you give it a try. Are there any other household products that could perhaps prove to be useful in these scenarios? Rhonda - Just so you dont feel left out or concerned for my well being, I was thinking about you.

I am hungry right now. I am also tired of people not realizing the world revolves around me. You people are selfish.

Are there puppies in that movie?

You know, it is sad that I knew the author of this thread without even having to look..... You sick fuck. You taught me well. You should be proud

Yes I'm homosexual.........b/c i like puppies............liking Mans best friend makes me homosexual.............. WOW thank you for your enlightning comment. Have a nice day and fuck your mother.

The best thing you can do is sleep with him the day before the wedding. This will help relax him and allow for a nerve free special day

Boy, I'll never do that again. We emit odors. We are hairy. We have no curves. We have no boobies to play with. We have rough faces that hurt like a bitch. We dont have soft smooth skin, and we sure as hell dont smell like tasty fruit. How the hell do you women do it? We have it made compared to you guys!

I dont give a shit what any of you fuckers say. This show is awesome. A work of genius, pure entertainment.

Can someone explain to me what the fuck this means? I'm to lazy to go to dictionary.com

Just one, yours. Plus, I heard you have real manly hands and I just happen to be in the mood for some manual manly stimulation

Lesbians On Lesbians? More wishful thinking, eh, Funks? Yeah, its that whole mental masturbation thing. It's really got me worked up today if you know what I mean Care to lend a hand?

Lesbians On Lesbians?

Straight to the name calling Thread over.......... Just exactly what are you crying and whining about? The president getting called a dipshit or OBL being called a fucker???

What does it matter? We dont negotiate anyways. It's not as if we would need to worry about not being taken seriously next time we enter into negotiations. This would be a one time event.

I am generally not this sensitive. I however caught my penis in my zipper earlier and just cant seem to get over the aching pain. I will be better tomorrow.

post a picture of your breasts and the obnoxious use of the caps key will be forgivven.

From this point forward you are hereby banned from posting in this forum or any other forum until your sig line is either changed, or removed all together.

Rumor has it Bin Ladins recent message eluded to some sort of truce / negotiation option. Whether this is true or not, what would prevent our dipshit pres from agreeing to or arranging such talks, plan it accordingly and then when the time is right put a bullet in the appropriate persons heads sitting at the table? Yeah yeah yeah, I know most people will say that the parties we want to kill would never show their faces during such negotiations, well fuck that, we would make that one of the requirements to structuring such a deal. If we cant find the fucker any other way, why not resort to the same barbaric tactics they do? What am I missing, it obviously cant be this easy. Or can it be but we're just to chickenshit to carry out any such plan??

All mine are buried in my backyard. Kinda hard for them to ask advice I guess

Buckcherry - "Crazy Bitch" If ya got XM and listen to Squizz you have probably heard this song...fucker rocks...

Huh? How did you get that out of my posts? I, personally, would not be willing to leave a man down on the ground. I wouldn't be willing to live with myself having made that decision. I'm really confused as to where you got "I'd bail and leave someone" out of my posts. Can you point it out to me so that I can go back and clear up the misconception? Thanks! My response was not meant as an accusation that you personally would leave a fellow jumper out of fear of this charge. My response was more so directed at all the other posters that have said legal ramification is a concern and something that would be taken into consideration as justification for leaving a fellow jumper. I went back and edited the title of my response, I apologize if it did appear as though it was directed at you, it wasnt. Thanks -

Charged with, but was her partner convicted? Yes. He refused to give up the other jumpers on the load, and the NPS really stuck it to him as hard as they could. For the record, in that single incident, I think that Keith showed more character than I'm likely to have in my entire life. You are saying the person was charged with and convicted of involuntary manslaughter? Aerial Delivery, if I recall correctly. It was a large affair, that involved a substantial time in custody, some plea bargaining, some lawyers, and a conviction that has followed him around ever since. Wow. So are you guys telling me that the threat of being charged with "aeriel delivery" is a major concern and basis for leaving a fellow jumper that has died? Seriously? The way your post was laid out it appeared as though the person was in fact charged with involuntary manslaughter. I am still waiting for one valid reason to be posted by the base community that supports and vindicates ones action for leaving a fellow jumper that is either dead, dying, or injured. Sorry, if you think the reasons given out thus far are valid, I just dont seem to think so. Not trying to be a dick, just trying to understand the thought process and reasoning behind all this.

Charged with, but was her partner convicted? Yes. He refused to give up the other jumpers on the load, and the NPS really stuck it to him as hard as they could. For the record, in that single incident, I think that Keith showed more character than I'm likely to have in my entire life. You are saying the person was charged with and convicted of involuntary manslaughter?

Ditto, 110% And pretty please, take my gear off! Besides from certain situations where your body may be turned inside out and you are obviously dead, do you really trust your fellow base jumper to check your vital signs and confirm with absolute 100% certainty that you are in fact dead? Believe it or not, but my bet is that a good majority of base jumpers would have no clue how to distinguish the difference between a fellow base jumper that is barely hanging on and could perhaps be saved by medical attention and one that has died. But hey, what the fuck does it matter anyways? As long as there is only a dead empty shell left behind, nobody goes to jail and the object doesnt get burned then all is good right?

Please tell me you are fucking kidding about both of these points???? Legal and other repercussions? If you cant take the fucking punishment dont commit the fucking crime!! loss of an object??? Yep, that is worth a life Why do base jumpers act as though the act of base jumping is such a heinous crime? You are not robbing a bank, raping a woman, or committing some other crime that could perhaps result in a lengthy prison term. You are jumping off something, that is it. Perhaps the thought of the entire law enforcement community having a hard on for you makes it more exciting, but come on guys, do you really think that is the case? Why the secrecy? Why the drama? Sure, you need to keep your sacred "objects" secret and perhaps you need to live your life like an outlaw () but must it be done at the expense of a life? To me that makes base jumping pretty fucking uncool. Do sport bike riders have a pact like this? Are they committing illegal activities on back roads that they may prefer to keep quiet? Sure. Would it be acceptable for a sport bike rider to leave the scene if a buddy wrapped himself around a tree? Hell no. Why would anyone ever think it is acceptable to leave a dead, dying or severely hurt person behind? That is the most ridiculous load of bullshit I have ever heard. edited to add: Perhaps the brainiacs with these types of pacts need to realize that they are putting themselves in even more jeopardy in a legal sense by leaving the scene. Bet ya never thought about that now did ya