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Ok she got my vote Now I'm gonna help an old lady cross the road Two good deeds in one day I'm mellowing Gone fishing

Look on the bright side, you've still got a whole seven years to go before the midlife crisis hits The BIG 40 Gone fishing

Guess that kind of ruined your chances with her friend, But then again, a bird in the hand...................... Gone fishing

Any one that would willingly go an play with that awful white stuff has got to be seriously in need of profesional help. Gone fishing

Less Minogues an more Kevin Wilsons Gone fishing

We kidnapped it an brought it back to Spain, where it belongs Gone fishing

Here's a landing out true story, It's not funny not even remembering it after 14yrs Empuria Brave (pre Pete days and for those of you who dont know Empuria ask some one who does) Second load of the morning wheather overcast cloud busting with a ceiling about 3500ft normally no problem. So as usual on take off I look at the wind sock for a last check. Wind from the South, mentally thinking land facing the sea. Ride to altitude an skydive normal. Tee at three, track dump (must of been a Sparky jump) in cloud, Looked for the sun to orientate myself, cloud to thick, Not to worried as wind was from the south an I'm not going out over the town or to sea, now down to 1000ft an still cant see the ground, 750ft Now starting to worry, do I stay on heading or shall I slowly do flat turns, 500ft no ground Now I'm getting scared, No idea where I am, If I'm over the town near the beach I'm at the right hight to slam into a apartment block. I suddenly got the idea to start shouting may be get an echo or hear someone, no joy. 200ft Ithink I see something nearly directly below what the hell is it, shit now its gone. 100ft I see roof tops, I'm right over them, Now I can see more an more the road an small trees. In an instant I decided to go for the trees an landed saftley. For those of you who know Empuria I landed in the small wooded area the other side of the road just down from the petrol station. Belive me the fear of the unknown is a very real fear. I belive a couple of others on that jump had to go an shower quickly What went wrong. Mother nature, a thick sea mist rolled in, an the pilot giving us a short spot. Gone fishing

When I was in poly tech it was compulsory reading Didn't like it much as a youngster, but read it again 10yrs ago an enjoyed it wonder why, Gone fishing

Thanks for a great answer. I agree fully on your comments about Pentium, I go for AMD every time My son is still using my old Duron with the bridges rejoined it must be 4 years an still going strong One thing you didn't mention was that if you go with AMD make shure you buy the best heatsink an vent your pocket can afford as they do tend to run hotter, especially clocked Gone fishing

Any one noticed the guy with the accordian isn't wearing googles I know from experience it's not a comfortable feeling Gone fishing

Enlighten me, in the Ram department why go for Corsair twinx an not Kingston personal choice or another reason Gone fishing

Nice to see you back, 3.4GHz, 1.75GB RAM that must wizz along hope it's got a decent video card Gone fishing

Bowl movement after a good vindaloo and eight pints of Guiness. Add a few bags of peanuts an the next day you'll be able to pebbledash the Tarj mahal Gone fishing

I walk funny all the time. Is something wrong with my "tum"? No thats just the French in you Gone fishing

I just could'nt stand my old Phillips 15" tube, over the years it went from blue to green then finally to orange. Now its gone to the great recycle shop in the sky My new 19" flat screen is so bright I'm wearing shades to adapt Now I'm at 1280x1024 instead of 800x600 what a difference I can now see what you look like in your avitars The girls look scrumcious You Guys are just plain ugly Gone fishing

Maybe I'm one of the lucky ones, I met my wife at a DZ, She wasent a skydiver just liked to do the occasional tandem, Weve been married 13 years now an I've never had a problem going off an skydiving In fact when work preassure builds up She tell me to go an jump, an when I go off to the States for a couple of weeks in the summer She organises all the flight details. One in a Million Gone fishing

Vulcan, Safire 160/swift170 cypres 19.8lbs Exit weight 234lbs Gone fishing

With all russian technical know how, You'd think they'd cut the grass Oh an the video as skydivers having fun, One of the best I've seen in a long time Comparable to Swardy at his best Gone fishing

Ha Ha I'm up to 85mph witha track ball A mouse might be faster, But I warn you move the coffee cup first Gone fishing

Besides... it's the frogs we really hate Rivit Rivit, Stomp Splat Gone fishing

that's a ctalitic heater.... it still "burns" per say....... number on one my list of things ( has been for a while) in my rv is a carbon monoxide alrmand a gas detector.. i'm not sleepingin it again with the heater running untill i get both.. REMEMBER Carbon Monoxide is heavier than air, so the alarm must be situated a few inches off the floor If you sleep on a futon ........don't Gone fishing

It's not recomended but if you do sleep with it alight make shure you have a vent at floor level an another vent at ceiling hight. You'll still probably wake up with a headache Gone fishing

Bullshit. The last time I had it turned on I chunked my phone across the yard in a hissy fit over trying to simply type a txt message. I know exactly what you mean. If I want to send a message I'll plug the fone into the laptop An for us people with big fingers it's a nightmare Gone fishing

Awesome pic! Where was that taken? It's Virós Vallferrera, LLeida, Northern Spain 1,900mts The mountain range is the Pirineos central Gone fishing

To cold to go jumping so I took the snow bike for a spin great fun Gone fishing