Zep

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  1. Ever since I read an artical (can't remember where) saying that it was'nt a good thing to turn the rings with your fingers (bodily oil not being PH neutral) I now leave it to the rigger to check them an lube the cables every six months Gone fishing
  2. >God bless America. (Where we don't have any of this silliness for parachute rigs.) < Ahh but dose'nt your rig have to comply with TSO............. Mine dose'nt As I said I jump a non TSO'd non registerd 86 Vulcan, Those South Africans shure know how to build things to last Gone fishing
  3. Did'nt the early Parachute de France containers have some thing like that? May be wrong. But I seem to remember you could adjust them every wich way . Gone fishing
  4. I would of thought that having the automatic right to American citizenship would of been sufficient reparation. But I suppose thier will always be those who want to have a cake and eat it as well. Gone fishing
  5. I jump a 86 S.A. Vulcan it has no name or number on it, In fact if you did'nt know it was a Vulcan you'd think it was a early Vector I've jumped it in various countries with no problems Come to think of it my Racer does'nt have a number either. I jump in Spain an as far as I know we have no rig registration system. Unless you count the rig check the DZ does each year Gone fishing
  6. Adults that can't control their kids Kids that control adults Gone fishing
  7. I think you need to stop an think, that the next time you get laid it will be with someones kid Gone fishing
  8. I hate condoms the fuckers kept splitting....... The pill gave my wife stomach cramps, So I took the only way out an had the snip, Now all I can fire is fire blanks. Gone fishing
  9. Wait till you start jumping ballons.... Why do you think they give you breakfast after you've landed Gone fishing
  10. I'm not a great picture poster......... But seeing as you asked. A few pics, An a great one of the kids just after the birth of the second set of twinns Gone fishing
  11. Twenty years an over 3000 jumps........ And not a broken bone in sight, Bodily bruises from knowing when to take a downwinder. Lost both front teeth from not moving my head quick enough Cuts an bruises from various misshaps Got hurt a lot more from my days in Motorcross an water skiing Follow the rules, listen to your peers, And remember slow is fast. This sport can build your confidence, an give you years of fun On the down side it can empty your wallet quicker than any casino. Gone fishing
  12. 3000+ jumps, Safire2 160 loaded at 1.55 I stopped doing 270º last year when I realised that the canopy was faster than my reactions I can still surf with a combination of a 90 or 180 an fronts. We all get old, Know your limits Gone fishing
  13. I keep reading on these an other posts that you cannot touch her head perhaps Sunshine would like to answer, Why not the head? I mean if it's a gesture of affection an you stroke her head will she really blow her stack? Gone fishing
  14. Jeus Cristo What is she royalty, Just act norma,l Pat her on the head, slap her butt an tell her she dosent sweat much for a fat lass Gone fishing
  15. You know you're all gonna go blind an get called Wankers "Mildred turn the light on" "It is on George" Oh shit!!!!! Gone fishing
  16. Hey Jeffery have you masterd the trick of opening and lighting the Zippo all in one smooth movement , with just the one hand of course. I tried off an on for years but could never get it right Edit: spelling, When the hell is some one going to market a keyboard with man sized keys I can hit ER&T with just one finger tip. Gone fishing
  17. Zep

    Please Help!

    I was thinking the same, But some times reverse psycology backfires you could end up with father and son turning a point from a 250ft base Gone fishing
  18. It's worth noting that he first created the design for a .38 caliber handgun, as that was what the military was using in it's revolvers at the time. WHen the brass and politicians came tot he conclusion that they wanted a .45, Browning adapted his design and helped create the .45acp. So, in a sense, it was a political decision. I was always under the impression that it was Colonel Thompson and Colonel LaGarde that decided the army needed a handgun with more stopping power So the Colt Browning .45 model 1905 was born Gone fishing
  19. An I keep my dog on a long leash, when the leash goes slack I know it's time to pull Gone fishing
  20. Maybe NSFW Shoot the baddies My high score only 500 www.miniclip.com/bushrr.htm Gone fishing
  21. MAY THE 4th BE WITH YOU Gone fishing
  22. I do. Pray tell. I'll give you a starter for ten. (said Gasgoine) Empuriabrava does an avarage of around 60,000 a year (including tandems) Average landing area an eaisy outs facilities: 7/10 If you could pitch a tent on site 9/10 (Spanish law says you can't) Edit to add arial foto Gone fishing
  23. Not fair can't kill Blair Gone fishing
  24. Zep

    canopy

    As said it's a South African copy of th PD 170 If you are thinking of buying one second hand try to find out exactly how many jumps it has, Above 600 an it's probably jumped out. Which means slow opening and loss of flare on landing. The Coe-D ( and most SA F-111canopies of that era)sufferd more from UV rays than the PD Have a riggerd check it for porosity an general condition If you decide to buy it unless you are very confident with pro packing flat pack it It will open quicker (Go on flame me someone I dare you) I put over five hundred jumps on one and in the end I would not jump it in nil winds Note this is my opinion Gone fishing
  25. >after a short while you will be wishing the planes could climb to altitude faster < I have a love hate relationship with the Kingair climbs so fast I don't get time to doze off Gone fishing