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Honestly, it's possible. Paris Hilton's lucious body did have me a bit dazed and lightheaded while trying to read the article. Hmm... The FAKE KRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMER!!!!!!!!!

This may or may not be the truth. So Orchid...do we get to see a picture or not??? The FAKE KRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMER!!!!!!!!!

Really?? Interesting...

Broke her ankle Is really sweet Lives in Illinois I think Will probably meet me sometime this summer at SDC Has lots a avatars! The FAKE KRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMER!!!!!!!!!

I dunno...it's the one with Paris Hilton on the cover, that's all I know. I do know that I've talked to friends who have heard about this meteor from more sources than just Maxim, so I doubt it's an April Fool's Joke, but not a bad inquiry at all... The FAKE KRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMER!!!!!!!!!

Woohoo!! We're going to live! Right? The FAKE KRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMER!!!!!!!!!

Worthless. All of you. The FAKE KRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMER!!!!!!!!!

As I was flipping through this month's Maxim, I noticed an article that said a meteor roughly the size of Texas has a 60-some % chance of hitting Earth this September 27th. I realize Maxim isn't necessarily the most trustworthy source in journalism, so I was wonderin if any of your astronomy buffs knew anything about this. Giddyup. The FAKE KRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMER!!!!!!!!!

No kidding. I'm still at that stage where everytime I land, I just have a big stupid grin on my face for the rest of the day. I hope that stage never goes away.

Wow, great post Bill. Thanks for sharing. The FAKE KRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMER!!!!!!!!!

No kidding!! Let me know if you find out what our problem is. The FAKE KRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMER!!!!!!!!!

Man, I had fun hangin out with those crazy Irish guys on Saint Patty's day. Glad Twiggy is still with us. The kid had a VERY low cutaway on St. Patrick's Day, which also happened to be his birthday this year (couple all this with the fact that he's Irish, and it wasn't a good day for him to die! ...not that any day is). Giddyup. Hope those guys come back sometime. The FAKE KRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMER!!!!!!!!!

Yeah no kidding. There's a used Alti-2 Galaxy on the somewhere right now that has an opening bid of like $150. You can buy em brand new for like $130ish if I remember correctly. The FAKE KRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMER!!!!!!!!!

Michele, great story. Your writing abilities are incredible. I just did a jump for the first time in two months like a week ago...it's a fun sport isn't it? Hope ya can stay current!!! The FAKE KRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMER!!!!!!!!!

He's alive!!!! The FAKE KRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMER!!!!!!!!!

He's 34!!! The years are slipping away fast now, aren't they? Mwuhahahahaha. Happy Birthday Dude The FAKE KRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMER!!!!!!!!!

Man it's awesome isn't it? Standing up the landing just completes the skydive, doesn't it? The FAKE KRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMER!!!!!!!!!

The site's a bit sketchy. Who was Joe Morgan for those of us who don't know? Sorry for your loss. The FAKE KRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMER!!!!!!!!!

Okay, speaking of this: I was in the Charlotte Airport the other day, sitting down waiting to board the plane. ALL the seats are packed, right? And I noticed there's like at least a dozen women standing around instead of sitting. So I get up out of my seat, and go stand by a pole, so one of them can sit down. Lo and behold, some asshole guy trots over to my abandoned seat and sits down. It pissed me off. I didn't say anything to him, but I wish I would have. Guess I wasn't sure what I'd say. The FAKE KRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMER!!!!!!!!!

Man, on this subject. My Grandma and Grandpa came out to ZHills a couple days ago while I was down there. I almost had to cut away around like 4k due to a funky-acting main (I think I had a brake unstowed upon opening or something). Anyway, I actually thought for a split second "My Grandma's gonna have a damn heart attack if she sees me chop down there". The FAKE KRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMER!!!!!!!!!

0 Choppies here. I thought about it for the first (shhhh) time on my 19th jump. Opened up, and my canopy was in a somewhat fast turn to the left, I did a practice flare, let back up, and the turn stopped. Thought I was gonna have to do it though for a few seconds there. I was ready...which is a good feeling. The FAKE KRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMER!!!!!!!!!

I know I'm late 1. Whats your name? Cory 2. How old are you? 19 3. Why did you decide to start jumping out of airplanes? When I was a little kid, I always told myself that I was going to jump out of a plane on my 21st birthday. This summer I decided, why wait two more years?? Now I'm hooked. 4. Are you single or taken? Married? Single per usual. 5. Do you have kids? No 6. What do you drive? 1992 Ford Taurus, baby. 7. Have you ever done a kisspass? No 8. Where do you live? Indiana 9. Do you have any pets? Cat-Cookie Fish-Elaine 10. How many jumps do you have? 19 11. What color eyes do you have? Blue 12. What is your nationality? American 13. Have you ever dated someone you met off the internet? Not really 14. Favorite Movie? American Beauty, Pulp Fiction, Fight Club, American History X, etc. 15. What do you do when you arent skydiving? Play poker and sleep 16. Have you ever BASE jumped? No 17. If not... do you want to? Yes...but not yet. I don't think I'm mentally ready for something like that yet. Gimme a few years. 18. Do you have siblings? 1 older sis, 1 younger sis 19. Where do you want to travel to the most? Florida 20. What's your favorite color? Blue 21. Where was the last place you flew to ( not skydiving )? Tampa Word The FAKE KRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMER!!!!!!!!!

Dude, my exits suck too. I was flippin around down to 9,000' on my AFF 6

WooHoo!! I am Addicted. That was so much fun. I feel like I learned a ton...I still suck though. Newbie About To Give Out Advice: If you're a student or novice, Go Do Tunnel Time. It is SOOOO much fun, and you learn a ton, COMPLETELY worth it, I promise. All I want to do now is go jump. Bye... The FAKE KRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMER!!!!!!!!!

Jerm, what's up dawg, we met last time I was down there. Didn't realize you posted on here. I recall a very memorable sunset load where I was sitting there waitin to watch everyone swoop the pond, and you came flyin through, missed the pond by a landslide, and had to do a buttslide all the way across the field and nearly ran into a trailer. It was pretty badass. Phreezone, that'd be pimp as hell if you're there Tuesday. I'd be pissed if you're there and don't say hi, dude. I've gotta lotta respect for ya. A'ight...that's enough for this post. Giddyup The FAKE KRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMER!!!!!!!!!