Kramer

Admitting it and apologizing seems to work out well in the end. Either way, good luck bro...and nice avatar. The FAKE KRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMER!!!!!!!!!

Ahhh AHHH This whole thing is backfiring on me!!! *Runs outside* The FAKE KRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMER!!!!!!!!!

My virgin eyes!!!! Diablo, we're both going to hell for this. The FAKE KRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMER!!!!!!!!!

Don't buy her lies! The FAKE KRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMER!!!!!!!!!

I just found out some very disheartening news on the Cora that we all know and love. Now, some of you may have already known this, and for your silence, God will deal with you in the next life. LadySkydiver is an imposter Red-Head!! I nearly cried when I heard the news...but it turns out the the number of skydiving red-heads is one lower than I once thought! So who knew this? Come clean! Us red-heads gotta stick together, and when we find one of our kind is an imposter, they must be outted from the group!! Pictures attached for confirmation. Picture #1: The Cora that we all thought we knew! Picture #2: Let's take another look at the picture to see if we can find any clues... Appauling isn't it?? Well folks. Here it is. I have been able to locate a picture of LadySkydiver as she truly is behind that mask she calls "red-hair". I must warn you, this picture is pretty graphic...click at your own discretion. Picture #3: Say it ain't so!! My work here is done. Go back to your jobs and friends and families...just remember, there are some people amongst you who aren't truly red-headed!! The FAKE KRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMER!!!!!!!!!

BoostedXT: I surely will. Thanks for the advice, bro. mrhoop: I'll assume I didn't read that. yardhippie and KrizFlyZ: Word. I really don't wanna start upgrading it 'cause knowing my perfectionist ass, I won't be able to stop once I start...and I like skydiving. Ron: Yeah I'm just gonna drop $100 on a radar decector I think. It basically pays for itself after it saves you one ticket. Ron: Never have done such a thing, and never plan to. Ron: I remember you once telling me to "go with the Stealth", 'cause that's what the ladies'll dig. You better not be wrong!! But yeah...she's no Mustang, don't flatter me. kelel01: 'bout 6 months ago. Nah...alright I gotta confess. I bought this thing off of my Grandma. She is making me pay full price on it, but she told me that she wants the money within 5 years, with no interest. So I can basically wait till I have a degree and a nice paying job to fork it over. *Puts up shield to protect from "wuss" comments* sunshine: Ugh...I think I'm going to be ill. That's enough this post is wayyyy too long by now. The FAKE KRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMER!!!!!!!!!

Woohoo!!! Tracking related question: How fast are you tracking horizonally? The FAKE KRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMER!!!!!!!!!

I've actually thought about this before. If it happens, it happens. I'm gonna do everything I can to make it not happen, but if it still does after all that, then it just must be my time. I just hope no one has to witness it, and that it goes fast. I like to think I'm going to a better place when I die anyway, so I'm good with it. The FAKE KRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMER!!!!!!!!!

Cute post Sarah. I'm thankful for Nice people Red Bull Freedom Happiness And...DA LADIES!!! (God I'm a dork ) The FAKE KRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMER!!!!!!!!!

Any 7 characters The FAKE KRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMER!!!!!!!!!

Any suggestions? I was thinkin about tryin to get Kramer or Skydvr or Fakramr or something...I dunno. There's 8 million people in this state, so a lotta this shit's probably taken. That, and with 23 jumps, there's gotta be someone in this God-foresaken state more worthy of the SKYDIVR plates! The FAKE KRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMER!!!!!!!!!

Little do you and Viking know, it's actually the R/T version! The FAKE KRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMER!!!!!!!!!

If I had an old car to give up...maybe! Next rainy day I'm at Richmond we'll have to beat around town in that mo-fo, and try to piss some kids off or something. We could fit Vern in the trunk maybe. The FAKE KRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMER!!!!!!!!!

Don't touch my car or my Sabre 2 sweatshirt....and I miiight come!! The FAKE KRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMER!!!!!!!!!

Enough that I won't be getting my "Penta Ruby Wings" anytime soon. The FAKE KRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMER!!!!!!!!!

I just went and picked this up today. Tomorrow I get my rig. I think I'm going to cry a happy tear now!! ....sorry....I need a minute.... Okay...I don't know which one I'm going to like better. Rig or car. And Sunny, after seeing this thing today, it's going to be really hard for me to toss you the keys over Memorial day. Pray for me!! Now...down to business....who wants to pay for all this stuff for me?? The FAKE KRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMER!!!!!!!!!

That's pretty sad, man. The FAKE KRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMER!!!!!!!!!

I was surprised to see that I have more jumps than lawrocket. He never really posted any advice or anything in the past that would make me question things now...but I just always assumed he had a lot of jumps for some reason...I think it's the whole older/wiser/cooler thing though. The FAKE KRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMER!!!!!!!!!

Wow...I've never met him, but my heart goes out to he and his family. I hope the best possible scenario plays out for him. The FAKE KRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMER!!!!!!!!!

I just remember being a little kid telling my parents that on my 21st birthday, I was going to jump out of a plane. They would always act concerned and say how dangerous it is...so I started before I even turned 20. The FAKE KRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMER!!!!!!!!!

Don't read this...I don't know what I'm talkin about. --------------- I just ate dinner with a friend, and we had one of those "what if" kinda conversations where we ponder the meaning of life, etc... I came up with the following question during all this: If the Iraqi people were being murdered and tortured by Saddam Hussein, why didn't they just kick him out of office? I know that sounds simple, but go with me here. Say somehow George Bush gained control of this country. The Constitution went out the window, and he became our dictator. Would we just sit back and wait for Britain or someone else to come save our asses by getting George out of power? I know I wouldn't. If I didn't want him in power, I would do everything I could do to get him out, even if it meant giving up my life. That's what I don't get. If the Iraqi people really wanted Saddam out of power, then why didn't they just do it instead of waiting on us to come to their rescue? Kinda seems like a weak nationality of people to me. I dunno...maybe I'm just rambling here and missing a very key variable that would answer my question. Oh, another thing: Why on Earth did we decide that Saddam should be taken out of power? Who the hell do we think we are? I know I'm hinting at the Isolationist Theory here...but I think it's a damn good question. Americans are no better human beings than Iraqis are...what the fuck were we doing just marching over there and changing their shit around? Sometimes I'm not 'proud' to be an American...I guess this is one of those times. I'm sure soon I'll stop thinking so clearly, and just go back to blindly following American Patriotism. The FAKE KRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMER!!!!!!!!!

I don't remember:2:1 2 sweet jumps at Richmond outta the Cessna. Including my first hop and pop (from 3,500'...which was a bit scary since I didn't have much room for instability). I owe too much . The FAKE KRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMER!!!!!!!!!

Hehehe...yeah exactly. I remember you telling that story, so on the way back home, he was sayin all this stuff to me about not bein hooked up when you leave the plane....which made me think he got that from you. It's all good though...I was crackin up, broke my heart to tell him he was wrong. Yeah, I kinda figured this was the case. I told him in the car that he can thank whatever he believes in that he's sitting in here with the ability to bitch at me about the "equipment" problem...'cause he should be dead or in the hospital. It was good meetin ya Maggie. A.) Probably so. B.) I don't think it matters, 'cause I'd be willing to bet this guy doesn't step foot on a DZ the rest of his life. He was pretty tramatized. The FAKE KRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMER!!!!!!!!!

Fair enough...edited. The FAKE KRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMER!!!!!!!!!

For the record, I just met this character this morning before we left for the DZ. And his brother (who I refer to in this thread as my "friend") and I really aren't that good of friends...more just some guy I know. The FAKE KRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMER!!!!!!!!!