Kramer

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The FAKE KRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMER!!!!!!!!!

*Jeopardy Theme* The FAKE KRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMER!!!!!!!!!

I bring tidings of pictures. More coming (dialup ).... I was sad to see I didn't get any shots of Daizey...sorry Daiz. The FAKE KRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMER!!!!!!!!!

More like protecting the poor boy from me.... Like you don't know how to break into a tent... Paige you do share well though. All curled up in the corner leaving the rest of the thing for my lanky ass. I owe you big time...maybe I should buy you a rig... The FAKE KRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMER!!!!!!!!!

Man...those pictures are the shit. I took a bunch too...I'll try to get them up here later tonight, my computer is being a dick right now. Anyone still have a hangover?? The FAKE KRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMER!!!!!!!!!

Hang in there bros. Just remember, whatever you're going through, there is someone out there who has made it through worse. Stay strong. The FAKE KRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMER!!!!!!!!!

Honestly, I'm not sure. I don't know who the guy was, just overheard him talking to other people on the walk back to the hanger. There were a lot of DZ.commers there though...I know weegeegirl saw it, so maybe someone will add a little info for us. The FAKE KRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMER!!!!!!!!!

Was at SGC today, there was a jumper coming in on final with his slider stuck halfway up the lines. He landed VERY hard on his butt, could have (and may have) easily broke his tailbone. Anyway, after the jump, while he was walking around very sorely, he commented that he didn't even notice the slider wasn't all the way down because the canopy was open enough that it felt like normal flight until he was a few feet off of the ground realizing he was falling a la Paracommander. So yeah...just thought I'd pass that on, hopefully someone can benefit from it. (For the record: I'm not sure why his slider did not come all the way down...even after making many turns and toggle imputs under canopy). The FAKE KRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMER!!!!!!!!!

You sir, are a man of your word. That jump was fucking awesome...most fun I've had on a jump yet. Freeflying is sweet. This whole weekend was awesome. It was great to finally meet everyone. And Sunshine didn't corrupt me!! (although she confesses to not trying her hardest ) I've got a ton of pictures I'll have to post of you guys...gimme a day or so. But yeah...I learned a lot this weekend, aside from things in the sky, I learned that it doesn't take much to get Sunny drunk, Hazarrd has endless jump money, Phreezone likes vodka, Paige is short (and cool/nice as hell), Wingnut is the shiznit, Clay got a new rig, what else....dang. Fun weekend...too much to remember. Anyway, it was cool meetin everyone...thanks for takin a new jumper under your wing, you guys feel like family. Peace!! The FAKE KRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMER!!!!!!!!!

Alana, you sure you do make it hard for a guy to jump with ya. Would you heal up super-fast so you can jump this weekend? I'm a kiss-pass virgin. Get better yo. The FAKE KRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMER!!!!!!!!!

Keith gone? The FAKE KRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMER!!!!!!!!!

Must contain the excitement. Here is a list of the people I want to meet...bolded if I really wanna meet you. Italicized if I've already met you. (Shut up, I'm bored) AlanaB ArcAngel0223 bertusgeert Boxingrrl Cajun Chuteless Craig CountryScrub Daizey Downwind EricaH Flygirl03 Freeflir29 Greene Hazarrd Hmatousek Hooligan Kris MissImperfect Paige PeachSouthern PhreeZone - I hope you like Absolut PLFKing scottbre SDGregory selbbub78 skydiverbc Skydiverchick Spy38W Sundevil777 Sunshine - Stay away!!! Suzzie Tcnelson upk21 Vallerina Weegegirl Wildblue Wingnut Wrongway If I didn't bold you...I just don't know you, so you best be introducin or something! Can't wait to meet all you guys (actually, all you ladies...screw the dudes) . Two more things: A.) Umm...can I sleep in the hanger or some girl's sleeping bag or something, or do I need to scramble for a hotel room real quick? B.) Wingnut, Phreezone, Wrongway, Weegeegirl, all you other freaks have to get me in the air freeflyin this weekend. I can be your test dummy. I'll bring beer since it'll be my first time freeflying.

Umm...I lied. I'll be there Friday night. Late though. Like really late. Like leaving my town at 7:00pm and driving for four hours late. You guys all better still be up partyin when I get there, 'cause I'm bringing alcohol for you. Oh, and sunny, be good...I'm an innocent young boy who has never done a thing wrong, and I plan to leave SGC that way. The FAKE KRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMER!!!!!!!!!

Thursday: scottbre (evening) alanab (night) or friday morning Sunshine - leaving IL around noonish. Downwind & CountrySrcub: around 9pm Hazarrd - 6pm Friday: weegegirl (around 8:30pm) Paige (around 8:00pm or sometime after dinner with the folks) selbbub78 (around 8pmish or so, WILL bring my infamous drink... slightly alcoholic) Peachsouthern (around 12am) sdgregory will be there fairly early Friday morning. osuskydiver (around 8pmish) Saturday: wingnut probly around 10am Kramer Sunday: flygirl03 (morning) Gotta work Friday The FAKE KRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMER!!!!!!!!!

Ugh...this party is the only thing keeping me from going insane at my job!! God bless...can't wait. The FAKE KRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMER!!!!!!!!!

Man that's awesome! I gotta ask, was it hard or strange at all...or is it just like ridin a bicycle? The FAKE KRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMER!!!!!!!!!

Happy Birthday dude...stay cool. The FAKE KRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMER!!!!!!!!!

Damn good episode. I'm not even really a Friends fan, but I was gettin a bit emotional at the end...great acting. This could be the end of the sitcom era. Nothing else is really goin on. The FAKE KRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMER!!!!!!!!!

Yeah I'll probably check it out. I never did get into that show, but I've seen enough episodes where I'm curious how it's gonna end. Meet ya back here to gab about it when it's over. The FAKE KRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMER!!!!!!!!!

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Atta girl Katee!! Best wishes...and remember, above all things, take life with a smile, and have fun. You seem to be doing well so far. Peace! The FAKE KRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMER!!!!!!!!!

Gulp The FAKE KRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMER!!!!!!!!!

Val were you close to Sosa's long-ball at least? The FAKE KRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMER!!!!!!!!!

You have no idea how jealous I am right now, Val. #1 Cubs fan here. Tonight wasn't your night to see a game though. Glad ya still had fun! The FAKE KRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMER!!!!!!!!!