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Hi Acmeskydiver Thanks for the..... weather report!

Hi Faber LMAO You got the X-rays to prove it so it happened! R.I.P.

Hi Youall I'm not a lawyer, so I'm not sure if it's against the law for employers to monitor their phones to verify that the phones aren'yt being used for personnel use, and then there's the nosy workmate sitting next to you. Yes your friend can go the legal route (a long road) but in the meantime she will need to find another job anyway. Or be exposed to more abuse. If there are other jobs available in her commuting area she has other options that are a lot quicker. Just my opinion. R.I.P.

Hi Kelly I agree with what your saying 99.9999% I've been in a long term relationship with my S.O. for 30 plus yr's. Im my relationship I'm confident to say that there is no risk by having unprotected sex with my S.O. (The wife aka the boss) Of course never say never but I would be very disapointed if I came down with a STD. Those damn toilet seats Back in the day while serving my country overseas in foreign exotic places we used to check the local STD rate with the local G.I.'s a 105% infection rate was not unheard of R.I.P. Stay safe pull high and wear a cypress, altimeter and dytter.

Hi Don Well i'm 4ft 9in tall so 5ft 8in plus Works for me At my height there's a lot of tall babes out there. Amazon on the other hand has it all, height personality etc. But I've been in a long term relationship for 32 plus years (the nunber keeps changing every year go figure). R.I.P. I'll crawl back under my moss cover rock now. Amazon if you read this please don't cripple me if we meet again. A little pain would be OK my safe word is OUCH!

Hi Big guy So if I "facemask" the boss guy, will I only get a 15 yard penalty and repeat of the 1st down? Violence, cops etc not needed. If the boss is doing his thing and your friend knows it. she just need to adapt. "I just love working here" Greatest boss I ever had etc etc.It will drive the guy nuts. Any camera's at work? Air freshner placed in the right places will do wonders. Once taped a bunch of the xmas tree shaped air freshners to the bottom of the bosses chair. Couldn't walk into his office without my eye's burning and getting a nasty taste my mouth. Staff meetings in the bosses office: Dog shit on the side of the show will work on the carpet. Suggest you friend start a daily log of ea day at work, just keep it at home. A well worn bible (garage sale) on her desk or drawer is also a lot of fun. There's a annual contest for worst boss of the year printed in the newspapers. One boss would thow the employee's paychecks in their trashcans rather than hand then to them etc etc. Sue, lawyers etc could take years. Fight fire with fire priceless instant gratification. R.I.P.

Hi nitecap Great picture IMO what makes the picture more rare is the jumper is a, is a,... Women!!!! Of course they were jumping back then just not in the numbers that they are now. Great shot, Great smile remember how tall she was? R.I.P.

One old fart to another. Folks in warm climates like to pack inside on carpet and air conditioning. Flat Packing takes up a lot more air conditioned floor space than pro packing. Want to piss people off try flat packing inside. Indoor packing also prevents "unnecessary deteriation to your rig from exposure to UV rays from packing outside." Read some of the for sale ads on this websight and you'll see "never packed outside" as selling pt om used rigs I may be wrong but I think that when the golden knights pack their own rigs some of them flat pack. Even outside on the grass Whats good enough for the night's is good enough for some folks. R.I.P.

I don't think anyone has mentioned the delivery time issue. Do a search on this issue on this forum for the real scoop. R.I.P.

IMO The no camera thing is old tech. When the blushng bride and groom come down with the same STD someone is going to be very upset. If the STD doesn't kill them, one partner might do in the other. We had a recent case locally were some stud muffin knowingly infected a bunch of women. The guy's going to jail for years and the women who are infected will have to see how good the meds are or if they have a death sentence. Who knows If monica gave something to slick willy maybe he gave it to Hillary.

I'm with Drunk Monkey Pre nup if she is what she is and Bill has a lot of Bling Bling at least when Bill comes to his senses or the wicked withch kicks him out whichever comes first, Bill won't have to live in a box. Life insurance? no way!!!!!! Had a skydiving buddy married 5 times I knew 3 of his wifes his divorces were a none event no mixing of assets, he paid for this she paid for that. Time to go bye. Hopefully bill will be a slitter instead of a pooler. Anyone want to start a pool to see how long they last? R.I.P.

Finally a thread from real skydiver's

skybytch Congrats on finding your best friend. Why are you crying? For the same reason I am joy!!!!!

Hi Kelel01 IMO the first three choices are OK for most folks. The second three choices can kill you and the bride to be. There is a great skydiving tee-shirt some little sperm cells are looking out the door of the airplane (spotting) and one says to the other Remember when skydiving was dangerous and sex used to be....(sorry forgot the punchline) maybe safe or fun. IOW put my what, where??? Sorry it's not leaving my sight.

Hi Blue sky "Those organizations have some very smart geeks working for them - if you were a threat, they would find a way to watch you. " You mean my aluminum foil hat that i wear around the house won't keep the Gov't from reading my thought's, when ever I leave the house I never look up and always switch cars in underground parking lots. Damn we're doomed we're all doomed. The trilateral comission all those gov't agencies are going to get me. Plastic surgery and a sex change operation paid in cash small bills next step. At least when they get me they'll have to send me to a womens prison R.I.P.

If you don't have video or pictures it didn't happen. skydiver need to see the proof R.I.P.

No matter how many jumps you got 1-10k you have to assume and be ready for a malfunction on every jump. Thats one of the things that make the sport relatively safe. What are the odds of having a mal back to back? What are the odds of having a two tandem fatalities (one passenger, one driver) at the same DZ on the same weekend? They have happened (first hand knowledge). R.I.P.

Hi Rev I went with a buddy to one of those exotic clubs. Damn those wome are very friendly I was immediatly mobbed by these nice looking babes who kept on asking me if I wanted a dance. Lucky for me I don't know how to dance and politely declined the offer. After my buddy paid money for a lap dance I finally figured oout why the babes were asking me If I wanted a dance (not to dance). LMAO talk about a hick from the sticks

Hi Jtval I don't know which came first the chicken or the egg but I seem to remember hearing the term "Lets get down and boogie" pre skydiving. And it wasn't being said by skydivers Could have been beatnicks which were pre hipee.sp? R.I.P.

Hi Catfish I also voted yes, I'm sure that I'm older, uglier, fatter, shorter, balder and have more hair in all the wrong places. Would I pose? sure if they paid me. Would they ask? hell no!. They would get sued for obscene content. No way could they claim a costum malfunction. I make the guy who sings so bad that he's famous sound like a choir boy. The good news if I've been married for 30 years so I must be doing something right. Married a blind lady.

I wasn't smart enough to ask amazon to sweep me off my feet. I just asked for a P.U. It was a bear hug belly to nose that was breath taking It knocked the wind out of me I think my shoulders were touching and iwas sore and bruised. It hurt but it was fun. If you ask amazon to pick you up the sweep me off my feet is a lot safer than a basic P.U.. Thee both fun for us little people one is just more unforgetable than the other. We have a plan for a records lift if we can work out the logistic's. Waiver, pea gravel, etc.I want to have fun but I don't want to die if Amazon drops me. A bodyslam in the peas might not be surviable. R.I.P.

Hi Mjosparky We're talking about reserve packing recycles. And how we got to were we are and why there has been such a delay in getting the repack cycle changed. Blast handles? Where did that come from I never mentioned them you did. Blaming the federal goverment for all the problems in this country or the world is the easy way out, and a lot of people automatically buy into it, justified or not. I have no issues with USPA. I'm getting more than my money's worth for my dues. Because I'm no longer a member. I was for approx 20 yr's. As far as educating the the skydivers who what when and why is not my job. Please do not assume what I do and don't know about the repack cycle. This issue has probably already been disussed on this websight and rec skydiving. You have your opinion and I have mine. I hope we can agree that we disagree like adults and leave it at that. Have a nice day

Hi GogglesnTeeth I'm really sorry if I hurt your feelings and will lose a lot of sleep over it. As for Mr Crackers comments how do you what what impact his comments will have? Have you talked with Mcnasty?Or the DZO. FWIW I Started jumping at Kapow around 1986 and know some of the History of the Mcnasty story. Not the editied abreviated one sided version. My response was after you asked the same question twice and after I PM'd you. IMO the issue is closed. Hope you have a long and enjoyable jumping career. R.I.P. ( My DZ name)

Hi Gogglesn teeth Correct but that's in the past, whats more important is whats in the future if there is a future. Your a local for more info call 1-800 skydive. If you don't undestand what I'm saying just shake your head and I'll draw you a picture. R.I.P.