mrwrong

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  1. ...don`t you know that penise shrinks in high altitude...... In my case... Shrinkage IS acceptable “The sum of intelligence on the planet is a constant; the population is growing.” - George Bernard Shaw He who dies with the most toys, wins..... dudeist skydiver # 19515 Buy quality and cry once!
  2. Without even bothering to read the linked content I ask myself the following question..... Who would want to run around at high altitude, WITH A BONER????? “The sum of intelligence on the planet is a constant; the population is growing.” - George Bernard Shaw He who dies with the most toys, wins..... dudeist skydiver # 19515 Buy quality and cry once!
  3. Been there done that. Learned the lesson the first time and I don't feel that I ever have to try again.
  4. With all the respect and so on (I've done that shit as well) I have to CONGRATULATE “The sum of intelligence on the planet is a constant; the population is growing.” - George Bernard Shaw He who dies with the most toys, wins..... dudeist skydiver # 19515 Buy quality and cry once!
  5. It's gonna be FUN “The sum of intelligence on the planet is a constant; the population is growing.” - George Bernard Shaw He who dies with the most toys, wins..... dudeist skydiver # 19515 Buy quality and cry once!
  6. Been packing since jump #1. It was required to pass the course together with the static line jumps for an A license. In my 400 jumps I have maybe used a packer 10 times.. “The sum of intelligence on the planet is a constant; the population is growing.” - George Bernard Shaw He who dies with the most toys, wins..... dudeist skydiver # 19515 Buy quality and cry once!
  7. A classic line from the movie Ford Fairlane I just have to find it again, it's beeen YEARS since I saw it [Edit to add] I've been up all night eating Swedish meat balls “The sum of intelligence on the planet is a constant; the population is growing.” - George Bernard Shaw He who dies with the most toys, wins..... dudeist skydiver # 19515 Buy quality and cry once!
  8. I tried a hornet inside my t-shirt... Not a pleasant experience I promise... The bastard hit me twice before I managed to stop and get the fucker out of there. “The sum of intelligence on the planet is a constant; the population is growing.” - George Bernard Shaw He who dies with the most toys, wins..... dudeist skydiver # 19515 Buy quality and cry once!
  9. The clicky queen strikes again. She probably prefer FAST porn ACCESS
  10. This was related to the one above... Another type of scarring [Edit to add] Mildly NSFW “The sum of intelligence on the planet is a constant; the population is growing.” - George Bernard Shaw He who dies with the most toys, wins..... dudeist skydiver # 19515 Buy quality and cry once!
  11. So sorry for you and the fact that you had to watch him go down Take care and ramble away if it helps. “The sum of intelligence on the planet is a constant; the population is growing.” - George Bernard Shaw He who dies with the most toys, wins..... dudeist skydiver # 19515 Buy quality and cry once!
  12. Happy freaking birthday Turtle.... Don't get to drunk so you end up making out (or worse) with a shemale “The sum of intelligence on the planet is a constant; the population is growing.” - George Bernard Shaw He who dies with the most toys, wins..... dudeist skydiver # 19515 Buy quality and cry once!
  13. I'm also bored: 1. Whats your name? Michael 2. How old are you? 37 3. Why did you decide to start jumping out of airplanes? I was bored with to much money and free time on my hands. 4. Are you single or taken? Taken 5. Do you have kids? Yes, 1 son (15yrs old) 6. What do you drive? 2008 VW Passat 7. Have you ever done a kisspass? No 8. Where do you live? Jonkoping, Sweden 9. Do you have any pets? No 10. How many jumps do you have? 400-ish 11. What color eyes do you have? Green/Grey/Golen-ish 12. What is your nationality? Swedish 13. Have you ever dated someone you met off the internet? Ohhhhh Yes!!!! 14. Favorite Movie? The usual suspects 15. What do you do when you arent skydiving? Working or spending time with my g/f. 16. Have you ever BASE jumped? No 17. If not... do you want to? No, the day I long for a BASE jump is the day I'll leave this sport 18. Do you have siblings? 3 brothers 19. Where do you want to travel to the most? South Africa 20. What's your favorite color? Blue 21. Where was the last place you flew to ( not skydiving )? Copenhagen, Denmark “The sum of intelligence on the planet is a constant; the population is growing.” - George Bernard Shaw He who dies with the most toys, wins..... dudeist skydiver # 19515 Buy quality and cry once!
  14. Congrats..... Now you just have to use it wisely “The sum of intelligence on the planet is a constant; the population is growing.” - George Bernard Shaw He who dies with the most toys, wins..... dudeist skydiver # 19515 Buy quality and cry once!
  15. That's just priceless “The sum of intelligence on the planet is a constant; the population is growing.” - George Bernard Shaw He who dies with the most toys, wins..... dudeist skydiver # 19515 Buy quality and cry once!
  16. Hooliganism with a great sense of humour “The sum of intelligence on the planet is a constant; the population is growing.” - George Bernard Shaw He who dies with the most toys, wins..... dudeist skydiver # 19515 Buy quality and cry once!
  17. Try this link http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=EV_iCkMH6fY&fmt=18 “The sum of intelligence on the planet is a constant; the population is growing.” - George Bernard Shaw He who dies with the most toys, wins..... dudeist skydiver # 19515 Buy quality and cry once!
  18. I agree!! FUCKING hysterical!!! “The sum of intelligence on the planet is a constant; the population is growing.” - George Bernard Shaw He who dies with the most toys, wins..... dudeist skydiver # 19515 Buy quality and cry once!
  19. Hmmmm... Brings back memories.... Good and bad... Well a very nice song anyway
  20. Especially the big dude at the police station. His head made two sickening "thuds" into the walls. YEah that second thud cracked me the fuck up. I'm pretty sure thats not the only thing that was cracked “The sum of intelligence on the planet is a constant; the population is growing.” - George Bernard Shaw He who dies with the most toys, wins..... dudeist skydiver # 19515 Buy quality and cry once!
  21. To me it seems he used around 3 gallons of fuel on that pile of junk.... Imagine the volume of fumes from that ammount of fuel KAAAABOOOM..... “The sum of intelligence on the planet is a constant; the population is growing.” - George Bernard Shaw He who dies with the most toys, wins..... dudeist skydiver # 19515 Buy quality and cry once!
  22. Sorry, didn't know that “The sum of intelligence on the planet is a constant; the population is growing.” - George Bernard Shaw He who dies with the most toys, wins..... dudeist skydiver # 19515 Buy quality and cry once!
  23. More likely (bad) moon shine judging from how these guys look “The sum of intelligence on the planet is a constant; the population is growing.” - George Bernard Shaw He who dies with the most toys, wins..... dudeist skydiver # 19515 Buy quality and cry once!
  24. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PuJ_k2rmTvw Holey SHIT It's a fucking miracle no one was killed!!!!! If you are at work turn of your speakers so you colleagues don't catch you watching this “The sum of intelligence on the planet is a constant; the population is growing.” - George Bernard Shaw He who dies with the most toys, wins..... dudeist skydiver # 19515 Buy quality and cry once!